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It's 9:39pm

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you're getting old

no
what is your plan to become asian?

it was actually meant for Ottawa

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fuck /cum/

we're all pure here. how would we know the answer to such a scandalous question?

screw /cum/

1. Go to china and become a Chinese citizen
2. Find a gf(This won't happen kek)
3. Wait about 40 years and see if it's possible to change your race
4. If step 3 isn't possible in 40 years, I kill myself

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step 1 is already impossible

virgin console player
-plays 60 hours game because he is a neet
-plays in his dark basement

chad handheld player
-isn't afraid to show the world what he is playing
-has many friends so he goes out with his system to play together

Well looks like I'm going to step 4 a bit early

AZN PRIDE WORLDWIDE MOTHERFUKER

s-should I masturbate desu ka?

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who /intentionallycallsfemaleteachersandbosses"mommy"/ here?

s-should I?

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weren't you going to join the army a week ago?

Still am

a tad bit gay

how could anyone be gay when this exists

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why, though?

accidentally posted in the old thread

ama

How does this...

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looks like plastic

It's a secret! Also I spoke to the recruiter, and I'm too fat to join! But I can easily lose 7 pounds

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...get to fuck this?

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i wonder how many people make commissions to smut artists so they can post it on Jow Forums for e-cred

how could you not know there was a new?
>It's a secret!
tell me

Claire is a genius, you're just too moranic to realize it.

i hope she's happy about what she did

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i was doing other stuff instead of lurking the thread, and replied to the person who replied to me before the new was made

>when you fulfill a captcha flawlessly, and are then told to fill out another one

I know that, she's too good for nerdboy

why are you all so mad at musky dating grimes?

So? Whites are way hotter and they accept me

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he's literally a billionaire
what more could she possibly want in a man?

mfw eating pussy

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She was supposed to be MY gf

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you're so brave

Eating pussy causes mouth cancer

Musk is literally the personification of reddit

"men" who eat pussy are closet benders

you've never even held a girl's hand romantically, much more eaten pussy

>going down on std infested sluts
I would only go down on a pure gf.

and eating ass cures it

>benders
go back to /brit/ retard

some days im successful in trying to enjoy life but most i want to sterilize the earth

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@(you)
i feel good about life now of days

really couldnt give a shit about not having held a girls hand

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how cucked do you have to be to join the military and fight for some old political hack

ook gn gonna try to read then inevitably fall asleep

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however cucked earning easy money makes you

Why does everyone want a gf?

wish I was elon lads desu

there's a way to go through without having to do any of that nonsense. the free education and healthcare is well worth it

>browse cuck site for shits and giggles
>all the bulls are black

I hate western culture

would you wish that every moron (ie everyone) in the world killed for money?

>tfw never been kissed by a member of the female gender except my mom

because shy girls are cute

cuddles and emotional support

is cucking inherently interracial?

>really couldnt give a shit about not having held a girls hand
Im glad that you're feeling good about life, bud, but there's no need to delude yourself this much.

i don't understand how your brain is small enough to deceive itself into thinking this is a meaningful reply to my post

i was kissed by my french teacher in elementary school

fuck off normie

only while blacks are inherently inferior(forever)

i was kissed by a girl on the playground in elementary school as well

Why does every trap I meet have mental issues? Either they are obsessed with insulting others or absurd aliens.

what do you mean?

you implied the military is a rational career choice
im explaining why it isnt.

but you never see asian bull or latino bull

Ok, I've finally have come to terms with their relationship. I truly love Grimes, and I just want her to be happy. Even if she is dating a trump voting shitlord. Im ok with this. Grimes is happy, she'll continue to make great music, I'll be happy. Its just insane that she'll never know how much I love her music and her... je ne sais quoi. I follow her on twitter, and she doesn't even know I exist. An in comes some douche who dms her and basically says, "hurrrr we think alike" and she falls head over heels. That could have been me. We have so much in common. We have the same birthday, we love the same cereal. I could have dm'ed her and did the same thing. Some guys are just born winners. Dude basically got lucky joining a startup during the dotcom bubble and stumbled into billions. Has he ever given money to the poor? No of course not. He worships Ayn Rand, how can he worship Grimes. He can't. He threw a "tesla" collar on her at the Met Gala which is DIRECTLY TAKEN FROM ATLAS SHRUGGED BTW. And now he owns Grimes like a master collars a slave? Bullshit. How could she do this.

we need a containment board for subhumans to talk about celebrities

no it isn't. you attempted to make an asinine and childish reductio ad absurdum
then you embarrassingly convinced yourself that your retarded babbling was actually an argument

did you like pokemon

where's my fair skinned white gf

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...

talking about actresses isnt allowed on /tv/

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does anyone else also like girls?

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wtf i love /tv/ now

I got u senpai

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big fan, especially of the asian variety.

Grimes is more than a celebrity

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i'm okay with that. i don't want latinos to be fetishized like blacks.

rude

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>if i draw an ugly asian girl it's going to make his points wrong!

here here

im never having kids or a wife tho

we know, sperg lord

the caracaturization was supposed to open your eyes to how every sane hetero sees gooks