/sino/ - 中文

晨练啊〜 edition

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The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese-speaking world, culture, life, travel, economics, geopolitics, etc.

>Learning resources:
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>Recommended TV Series:
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>Literal Chinese cartoons:
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>Chinese Manga:
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u17.com/

>Online Novels:
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>chinese thread
>every poster is canadian
hmmm!!!

不是中国人。我是白男子!

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>crypto markets down again

Looks like I'll have to wait longer to buy a Chinese wife.

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Hu was loved. Xi is feared.
y / n

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Is the Canadian that posts in this thread from Waterloo?

hi

crypto is over. there aren't going to be any massive moons or instant millionaires ever again

>ABC in my Chinese class
>Awful pronunciation, some weird coequal shit like pronounces 是 as si4
>Get's 100% in her speaking exam

She scored the same as me and my pronunciation is actually correct.

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>webm
Is baby ok?

If you're talking about me (OP), no.

I hope so.

she probably gave the teacher a blowjob

got any pics of what she looks liek?

X I N J I A N G
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Better to be feared than loved

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>she
What a surprise
Didn't you know that they'll get bonus scores for being dickless?

This guy's wife is smoking hot.

y / y

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Some pls tell how can I get a qt chubby Chinese bf like this? Ty

xiongpian.tumblr.com/post/173096901495

Would love to see her black'd. Imagine her face sucking on a huge nigger dick. The shock on Winston's face when he got home to find her cheating with an African drug dealer.

Welcome to Taiwan motherfucker
Don't expect any 口音 that is 标准.

Trump is neither feared or loved. He is universally seen as a fool.

This is true

Given Winston’s problematic views on race, he’d probably go crazy and shoot both of them

It would be better at least if he were feared, from an American perspective. Reagan was legit fire and fury in his first term before making peace with USSR.
Trump from the beginning has outed himself as a moron that is subject to manipulation.

Can't wait to arrive in Nanjing in September.

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>si
based
only gay commiefuck child rapist (mao, xi) loving mongrels pronounce it shi

me on the right

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first and fourth tone sounds the same in real conversations.

I can't tell the difference
>ABC
Lmao. What happened to ABCs looking down on china? Come crawling back did she? Pathetic traitor

Like as if the German footfag actually speaks any Mandarin...

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i'm taiwanese

No. Youre a banana

i feel naked

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Is there anything more insufferable than an ABC?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo59LlkTDe4

T. Abc

Peru I heard hospitals in your country will refuse to see you if don’t have the right insurance or identification etc, even if you’re bleeding to death and about to die

Is that true peru? What if you got stabbed by some gangsters peru, you’d be in deep trouble peru

Hate this video so much.

Wtf I love old Chinese now

LARPing don't count, white boy.

some of the new fobs are so tall fuck this gay earth

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>finally in China so have WeChat pay
>can finally download a set of barefoot qts from visionzone.com.ch
>the download speed is unbearably slow

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I WANT ME FEET PICS

based
arrives in china
first thing he does is download toes

b a s e d

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tasteless tier: yellow fever
shit tier: feet fag
kys tier: yellow fever feet fag

1. East Asian feet
2. Slavic feet
3. Iberian feet
4. Latin American mestizo feet
5. Southeast Asian mixed (white or Chinese) feet
6. Italo/Greco feet
7. Levantine feet
8. Anglo/Franco feet
9. Germanic feet
10. Indo-Aryan feet
11. Latin American mulatto feet
12. East African feet
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9001. Southeast Asian Austronesian feet
9002. Dravidian feet
9003. Australian aboriginal feet

bottom tier: PRC commiecuck GF
middle tier: korean GF with behemoth sized smelly solez
god tier: thicc aboriginal GF with cute feet

dozo

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Asian Americans are so woke

nextshark.com/cornell-student-strips-underwear-present-thesis-professor-questions-outfit/

dozo

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I bet she sucked him off real good

>Fellow teachers, please welcome user to the school. He will be our new Western English teacher~

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is the punchline that their all ladyboys?

Remember when China was supposed to collapse in 2015?

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So 1.2 billion people are childfuckers? Kys footkraut

>Go to see avengers infinity war
>A character mentions "Starbucks"
>Subtitles say 美式咖啡馆

Why would they do that? Starbucks has a chinese translation 星巴克

Wait I thought the economy was fake. Why are foreigners paying 200% more today for a fake yuan?

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>barely any young qts wanting to talk on language exchange apps anymore
>only single mothers in their late 20s and early 30s

For fuck's sake.

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actually I get the feeling that most of chinese pronounce "s" instead of "sh". I got told that this "sh" spelling is northern china thing.

she has a serious case of korean face

Shegnus

youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

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I wouldn't even mind a qt shengnu but having kids already is a red flag for me.

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indirectly because they're worshipping child raping boyfuckers (mao and xi)

Why does literally every ABC I meet think they're an expert on everything?

Can never tell if these are edits or real with winston

>boyfuckers
We know for a fact that Mao was straight and disliked gays

>know for a fact

lol i'm sure you do ;-)

Whatever. Ignore all his family members and his doctor who was willing to say every bad thing he saw Mao personally do or talk about. “Boyfucker” is not present in any of the character assassination speculation. You’re just insane

He made little village boys suck his crusty unwashed cock clean, just read the real books and not your Commiecock fairytales.

Was hitler an incel?

vocel

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Here is the secret
>it doesn't matter
As long as your si, chi, zi sound different and understandable; you're good

Trump won't win the trade wa-

nytimes.com/2018/05/09/technology/zte-china-us-trade-war.html

Chinks BTFO yaaasss the WHITE man rules supreme

Uh oh

seekingalpha.com/amp/news/3355775-ford-china-sales-fall-sharply

wsj.com/amp/articles/why-fords-big-china-wager-is-faltering-1525950005

mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1IA1O1

Two can play that game.

>ford
wow who cares

what a weak fucking comeback
just admit that child rapist Xi has been cucked big time by the white man

loool a g*rm bragging about others being cucked, how deep is muhammad cock buried inside your women Hans ?

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nonsensical post

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What, one white man snatched a 5/10; so ?
Meanwhile in Cologne Achmed is enriching your culture while the politicians and your police watches. Bravo Germania !

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you seem a bit jealous and enraged

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What a cute kid

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Why are commiecucks so braindead retarded at everything they do?

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Allahuakbar my brother, shall we slay the infidel g*rmans ?

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Wasssup ! Money ! Money !

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found a nude of sasha

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face isnt flat enough

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braaaaap

Who is this girl?

sasha, the wife of serpentZA

Is it really her tho?