That pussy is mine. You know who you are. I will claim it someday.
Fuck all you faggots who were a part of the last thread, especially the fat bitch who claims she can get whatever boy toy she wants. Drain my balls. I dare you.
Financial advice: don't drink.
the absolute state of nu/biz/
this is gross as fuck
as a female I question why I even come here anymore
Showeth thine titulars or gettith thine fucking roast beef out of the city, fair maiden
Why would you wreck such a perfectly good expensive laptop like that? lol It's bad enough that I have crumbs underneath my laptop keyboard. If I removed the keyboard, it would probably look filthy.
>as a female
Probably because you're still saying gay shit like that
can i pay you to fuck yourself on webcam? do you take eth?
white knight cuck simp. Stop giving your hard-earned money to women.
>8940747
he pissed on himself in the other thread repeatedly
I spent 70$ on vitamins last week so I never have to shoot a load that small again.
Catch me shooting hentai ropes.
It feels so much better to bust a fat nut, you're looks like it dribbled out and you had to stand above your laptop to even make it to the keyboard.
If you had been following the other thread ive already came twice today, in two pussies
5'4 140 if I remember you chubby chaser.
>virgin telling chad what to do
I'll unironically beat the life out of you boy. Mind your fucking business.
Yessuh
But I'm also obese so it's OK
It's 4 hrs, less than... Idk how I'm gonna function tomorrow.
>imagine being such a loser they think pussy is an accomplishment
Go back to Jow Forums faggot
emergency dr visit is about your best shot
Nah I'mma make it.
what the fuck did i miss guys
this board hit a new low i guess :')
>he thinks he can be a chad when he jerks off to girls hes paying money to see naked on the internet
i have news for you faggot
its a joke dummy
>5’4
When will they learn?
don't give roasties your money. go mgtow
I forgot the Jow Forums mgtow meme
You're dumb as fuck if you buy link
> OP is fat obese alcoholic who hates his life and apparently paid a hooker who let him raw dog and cum inside her
> he takes pics of him in a bathtub naked
> OP talks shit like he's some sort of badass but we can obviously see deep down he hates himself
> fat 5'11" 270 lb "female" who apparently is crypto rich calls OP out
> OP drunkenly rambles
This board has hit a new low but at the same time, it is a nice switch up from the annoying coin shilling threads. So well done OP, keep your chin up bro it's all going to be alright.
>Announce that your a female
You know the rules
What will OP think when he sobers up, I wonder?