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Northerners express their frustration at the ballot box like fucken patrishes

name a bigger chad than rick danko
can't be done

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No. Not really. Northerners dominate presenting roles on most uk television so i can see why southerners get buttlblasted over >us.

leonard cohen

more like dick ranko aha

begone kike

>whole Norway is Sami land

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lel

Notherners live in post-industrial towns with few jobs, we know our lives are shit

southerners cling to straws that they're lives are somehow "superior", despite the fact that rent on a room in a dingy prison flat in the south is enough to rent a nice 2 bed flat up north

>begone kike

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I like this gimmick

doctor put her fingers up me bum and i got an erection

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Please tell me why you don't move to Australia. We have lots of land, it's easy to integrate, and it doesn't matter the colour of your skin cause this is a land of immigrants.

This is for all flags desu, you should all come here to glorious Brisbane

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any /hemorrhoids/ lads in?

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not that good looking unforch lad
in the mean time have a choon
hooktube.com/watch?v=t8cwDqsqN2Q

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the girl with the ex has come crawling back

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it's a much nicer place, but it's just as expensive

The goal is to earn a british income, then move to a developing country, it's the only way to be free(both financially and workwise) in the current global economy

thought labour didn't like guns?

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the fuck is going on there

Piss off bender. This country was built on white immigration.

fuck off thailad

i thought this was the red wedding

Find normies fascinating.

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what can I edit onto this
don't say steamed hams

>Northerners dominate presenting roles on most uk television
this is how the simple-minded northern ape defines success

only when torybois have them

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sneed

>Choose to boo and do aeroplane impressions on the 50th anniversary of Munich

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like the idea, but the clear SEETHING man u customer who wrote this ruins it

open.spotify.com/track/1YNQscOx6OqBQjxgJVhEeW?si=HNqv9tmvQCqTjGhSNzeaMQ big track

youtube.com/watch?v=akJL9HT4Ydo

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>england is one man

youtube.com/watch?v=hMX3QM2ArIg
choon lads IN

proud to be /ABU/

>the simple-minded northern ape
Chill out you're all one country

a white guy fucking a black girl

if you think about it

>invaded by the normans
>invaded by the danes
>invaded by the romans
>rorkes think they can say anything bad about being invaded by 3rd worlders
You're a mutt already.

honestly, why do you care about who JFs support?

give it a rest, honestly...

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What cars you benders have?

Lads I have a group assessment to become a fundraiser (basically a mong with a bucket) what do you think the dress code is?

Dont really have much in between formal and casual

looking forward to championship football next season lad?

she's not wrong to be honest
men are randy fuckers

bike for me

they mean getting the man you want
they're also right btw

On the last day of my Tinder Plus subscription, I changed the app's settings to show men as well as women, and then swiped on a few hundred dudes (every profile I saw). I ended up getting over 100 matches within the following 24 hrs.

I literally changed NOTHING about my profile (like the 'about me' section or the pics), just used the same, exact profile that generated virtually no interest from the tens of thousands of heterosexual females in Miami.

Tons of these male matches were very eager to talk however (messaged me first), and moreover, they would/could actually hold a fucking normal conversation. I've matched with maybe five to ten girls in the last year and they either never responded to my first message (which I would put effort into), or they would sentence-ghost me--by that I mean like nine-tenths of a sentence's structure which you'd expect to see in a conversation was missing, and she would reply with a single part of speech, usually nothing more than just "yah"

what football club do you support lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=fMzcwlmhfws
lads

Do you get paid?

anyone else think it's blatantly obvious that Mueller is delaying any action until the summit at Singapore. meanwhile, Trump jumped at the chance for a photo op with the now released noko prisoners to gain sympathy points and falsely attribute his dumbluck for diplomatic finesse in dealing with North Korea

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not reading this

lambo

yeah dude totally

Leeds United

nogf feelnited

Truly every girlfriend is a lottery win and a filthy male should be thankful for the opportunity to even be in her vicinity.

might maybe have accepted im attracted to men lads

wow a great post about British culture.

samefag

hahahah English mutts are pathetic
Going to enjoy watching their country become majority non-white in 10 years. They'll even defend it as them being tolerant or some made up PR bullshit they were told by their government.
Keep calm and get replaced, the English way.

yeah, £10/hour now what should i wear? Reckon I could get away with shorts?

i bought that thing you told me not to buy
it's not fermi, and it's two 6 pins instead of a 6 and 8

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lol

good lad

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still don't see the point in brexit

does it make your games go really fast? :)

The concept of "english" people died 1000 years ago. Rorkes will seethe at this.

Personally, I'd wear shirt, tie and either smart trousers or maybe nice jeans if I felt confident on the morning. Shorts only if it's for greenpeace or something.

going from her texts mummy must be mentally ill

this. Lesbians know whats up, female incels can not exist

kek

I was watching this documentary talking about the favelas in Brazil. It was saying how the gang situation was really bad there and a lot of people were dying (at the time). The people were pretty much unanimously against the violence. Poor guys had the option of buying a gun and joining a gang, or trying to study and find a job in a normal non-violent way. Women were against the violence as well, but they kept dating guys with guns while the honest guys stayed single. I mean I'm not going to blame the violence on the women, I imagine men had more power than women, but some of them were clearly hurting the situation.

Please /brit/ explain the DM to me

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haven't plugged it in yet
the PCI bracket looks bent :/

190 after a night out

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nothing above mid thigh lad

soverunty

you look bent cunt

don't care
have you lot got no opinion on this or did I just stumble on boring hours on brit

dance puppet