/brit/ Baby wish me well edition

just stretch it out volcel freak

the supreme gentleman also sounds like it belongs to a cartoon villain
elliott rodgers manifesto is just straight plain weird

lmao

you just say hello

not hard

kill yourself disgusting nonce freak

t. me

Is there any hope for me as a mixed Somali/Arab incel in the U.K?

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Thawed the wrong container so I'm eating rice with Bolognese

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like pod or some shit

get your parents to set you up

stop posting bait

pod more like poo'd

Get it up, stick a condom on it, let her be on top the weight of her will rip your tight frenulum.

IDK maybe I'm changing then, I just haven't been enjoying it as much. Like I said it's about the teams, the fanfare and getting behind it all but it just seems so dehumanised now, just a couple dozen guys being driven around in tin cans by AI. Lot less antics (not to say there's none) and insanity.

>reheating rice

rip

Stop hating incels

tfw acne

oh yeah recognised it when the chorus kicked it. aye that was good

Yeah, a free house and probably a place in local government. English mutts will just roll over to suck your dick.

where does this meme come from? my brother used to say this to me but when I confronted him with contradictory evidence (Uncle Ben's microwave rice) he was very mealy-mouthed

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Ah, a proud anti-nationalist I see.

I only listen to Jessica mauboy. Nothing more, nothing less

"a gladiator of the darts world"

yeh i dont know i've always reheated rice lol, even egg rice is fine

>probably a place in local government.
I’m not rich or powerful, wtf you mean?

This is a real incel

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No as in the wrong meat container, cooked the rice

been reading LOTR lads
am much like the goblins, similar in which they don't have humanity, i have not a gf
very traumatic

sometimes wish i was a muslim so my parents will arange me to a qt syrian gf

Yeah but you're a non-white. Can't be racist to you so they'll bend over backwards to make sure you have a better life than their "citizens" Whites are 2nd class in England.

uncle ben's hasn't been opened and exposed to the air you nonce freak

here we are then

the lads

laderoonies

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Well I've always supported Ferrari since before Schumacher was driving for them, in my late 20s now and started watching F1 before I could read. Last season was nice to watch but it was clear Mercs were still way ahead, this time it seems a lot closer.

boomer hands made this image

wanna go hunt some gash later lad?

>message girl at 10pm yesterday asking if she wants to do drinks tomorrow
>get a message at 8:30pm today saying "sorry tomorrow isn't any good"

What did she mean by this?

listen mate we're cooking rice not performing a shamanic ceremony

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Everyone loves in their own world

Had a very active sex life from 14~18 but haven't had sex since and I'm 24.
Mental how it just completely fell apart after school.

reddit

>Whites are 2nd class in England.
Why was I made to feel subhuman during my time in school by others then you idiot?

means she found someone better

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enjoy your spores

umm no because i find the female genitalia intimidating

>whites are 2nd class in England
can't even imagine how warped your view of the uk is if you think this. We're talking flat earth tier delusion

business idea: mandatory virginity reconstruction for men who go a year without sex

don't know much about history really but i believe im descended from the Cromwells
this a good or a bad thing?

Because retarded England children don't know better. They're the ones that will suffer when they become a minority in a few years.

>have album coming out
>larp as a trump supporter so the press gives you attention and more people listen to the album
67D basketball

5'11 white guy vs 6' indian

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>Can't be racist to you
Literally have experienced racism a lot. Especially from white beef flaps

need an english gf
can't go on like this

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Will never know the feeling of cuddling a GF in bed with me & her falling asleep in my arm.

brexit??

*walks up and down the room muttering*
brexit brexit brexit brexit brexit brexit brexit brexit

Might go out and have a fight tonight.

good post

good english girls aren't for dirty australian criminals

The feeling is having your arm fall asleep and extreme discomfort after a few minutes.

me later tonight

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rmb when back when brexit was coined everyone hated the term and now everyone uses it
vile

American birthdays

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it hurts your arm mate
then you have to figure out how to get it unstuck without upsetting the mardy cow

older brother is such a nutcase

he literally and sincerely made a #metoo tweet

Wish I wasn't born with Aspergers. Fucked my whole life up of having anything nice.

anime nonce

youtu.be/3zf9aO2qpn0

Going to sneed's. Does anyone need anything?

BBC television is funny.
Schools are all black and brown kids.
Not how I remember it.
Every advert has a black man and a blonde white woman. Every white man is 50+
Every kid is a mixed race girl with big African hair.
Spoopy how every single ad with kids has 'that kid'.

how early can you order a pizza?

at least send a posh cheb girl to my hanging

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Should I give myself uP?

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And this is how chuck's business went bankrupt

some fuck and suck please

TIM NO

*steps menacingly into your path*

size of that manlet bottom left next to the shoe

No it doesn't your virgin freak, living rent free in that racist head of yours. How about you go outside?

Just finished The Breakfast Club
Feeling melancholy

Really sick of this virgin talk. There is no excuse for being a virgin in a country that allows prostitution.
Here I am creating a business (selling stuff to China) and here you are posting about your lack of initiative

business idea: sell stuff to china

bit late lad it's nearly lunchtime

ah yes, birthdays

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update on the very turbulent gf situation: currently not in possesion of one

white girls belong to black men

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haven't seen that in yonks

cheer up

bjork is not white