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Why don't Australia and New Zealand unite as one country? They both speak thr same language

t. munafik/ fasik

kek, no way they would implement that.

You don't look at the latter video, do you? The strokes are basically nothing.

Different historical background.
Indonesia was under the dutch, while Malaysia was under England

t. anus wijaya a.k.a wan sum dong

My Kedahan friend used to tell me about how their islamic po-pos used to do patrols in vans and bring catch wrongdoers. I couldn't remember whether the bad deed was skipping Friday prayers or eating in broad daylight during Ramadhan- was too busy laughing.

Uniqlo about to open here, is it better than Matahari?

>wanting 2 mudslime nations to be united as one big terrorist safe haven
I hope they go for your cunt first stupid emu

>one big terrorist safe haven
oh like Mindanao then, lel

I like Uniqlo for their cutting. The prices are okay but not cheap. I prefer pic related. 3 t-shirts for RM50. 2 pair of khakis for RM90. 2 pair of jeans for RM100. The quality is surprisingly good.

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thanks to your M'laysian special forces' destabilization specialists

Nippon ichi

it's what you deserve for supporting Konfrantasi

My finger is still dark purple, when it it going away?

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there are a lot of bad things about him, I can't say because my english is bad but most importantly he is chink he only cares to his chink friends and cooperation. i.e Suni wijaya and reclamation Project in Jakarta

It was Mat Rempit annoying everyone during friday prayers. They and the cops made those rempits drag their motorcycle about 10km all the way to the police hq for everyone to see the parade.
Good times.

>treat people like shit
>not expecting to get hit

typical Flip mentality. Jabidah massacre never forget

Soak your hand in soapy warm water for 10 minutes and scrape at it with a fingernail, it will slowly start to flake off.

do they still do that there?

DEUS VULT FUCKING INFIDELS

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>at park
>there's some school sports event there or some shit
>full of kids
>ground is littered with their trash all over the damn place
>personally went and pick some up along my path just because I can't stand the sight
how do we end this niggery?

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You were born to be a janitor.

says "Dalisay" as "she" sits in front of "her" pentium 4 pc acting all sour. Also:

>infidels
>can't even hurl the correct insult

kek

ok, I will douse bleach on every cunt I see littering

Go full Singapore

No problem, even if you say to him with bahasa, he wouldn't understand because he's chink.

Based

Any Thais here? There's gonna be an anime concert there soon.

Brands Outlet is absolute shit quality though

>Dalisay
Cardo Dalisay?

The design is better, but Matahari still wins on the price. I still prefer uniqlo though.

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>"he" thinks infidel is mudslime exclusive
go back to work, ahmad. the IEDs ain't gonna wire themselves.

do it. having other sources than wiki and mainstream articles is always welcome

Malay dad with Sundanese mom.

Palingan juga gak bisa bahasa pula kau.

>Six Sabah lawmakers have defected to Parti Warisan Sabah, thereby increasing the number of seats held by the latter and its allies.

>According to Warisan president Mohd Shafie Apdal, he had informed the Sabah governor that they had the numbers to form the Sabah government.

>He said it was now the Sabah governor's prerogative whether to compel Musa Aman, who was sworn-in as chief minister last night, to step down.

>The six defectors are Abdul Muis Pichu (Umno-Sebatik), Hamisa Samat (Umno-Tanjong Batu), Osman Jamal (Umno-Balung), Jamawi Jaafar (Umno-Kemabong), Ewon Benedick (Upko-Kedamaian) and Abidin Madingkir (Upko-Paginatan).

"It's okay when Pakatan does it"

That's what technology is for.

>BN Sarawak want to join PH
>In Kedah, PH already form the government because of BN defector
>In Perak it's looking like that too
>Sabah BN most probably follow and join PH
>Nationwide collapse of BN

>PH is basically PH + old BN (Mahathir's team) + new BN (defectors)
>The only opposition left is CHADPAS

Not anymore, they lost Kedah due to anger over 2010 massive flood. Not their fault really since construction of double tracked railway+Thailand unleashing their water load overwhelmed the waterways.
If there is one bad thing its their awful naming sense, why would someone actually propose the name 'Taman Ikan Kembung' for a housing project?

really activates your almonds

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based

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A shame. That was a good thing going.

>punishment for qisas, arak (high probability to target "social butterflies") and zina (whores only)
is the beta uprising already here?

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Hello fellow Malaysians. How was your post election celebratory party?

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Ameen my friend.

real chads abide the law save themselves for marriage.

thanks for confirming how much of an idiot you are. go be useful to your cause and bomb your obnoxious goat-fucking self

selamat malam

finally had a good nights sleep :)

I thought I would be surprised that Najib hasn't already announced that he's stepping down as UMNO leader and calling for fresh internal elections, but then I remembered that UMNO has never transferred power before so they might not realise this is normal procedure in places like England when you cause your party to lose an election.

>still replying that obnoxious wh*toild

I shitpost on Jow Forums

they have ~4 years to do that though
>UMNO also having cuti

Post your Smurf Village, friends :D

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If they had the mental capacity to do that they would've done after ge 13

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAYS DEUS VULT

HERÉTICOS

CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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He won GE13.

Dunno why these people are larping as crusaders, you guys aren't even about that life.

How do you use this?

>use bum gun
>spray shitty water all over your pants

ummmmmm, thailand??

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So the Politiko card game is now to become outdated right? How am I supposed to play party games while mocking the electoral process now?

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but the people's opinion of him and BN had already deteriorated bad enough back then. Pak Lah was the smartest in the group as he left while the going was still good.

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squat inside water tank on the left
scrap shit with the bucket
wash your hand from water hole on the right

Pak Lah was removed by Madey.

How do you deal with being born not as Mahathir's son?

>daddy made you a billionaire
>daddy made you a chief minister and possibly prime minister in the future

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Tun M forced Pak Lah out for being sleepy and boring and letting the opposition steal state governments.

Our media indeed can be consumed by you, but just because you can consume our media doesn't mean the opposite is true.
Our language isn't like American English or British English, our language is basically like Scandinavian language.

So,are indonesians/malasyans the more moderate muslimsor are they worse than north africans/middle-easterners?

I am quite sad we didn't convert you,we have failed you

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Indonesians are really speaking the same language with different standard lexicons and dialect as the rest of the Malayophones, it's just that most Indonesians (except the ethnic Malays there) are too nationalistic up their heads to confess to that fact.

>T-tapi, user, bahasa Melayu itu ada beda dengan bahasa Indonesia!
Sama bedanya dengan bahasa Inggeris Amerika lawan bahasa Inggeris Britain lawan bahasa Inggeris Australia. Vocabulary differences happen everywhere in pluricentric languages. Jika bahasa orang Indo tidak sama, masakan media kalian (musik, filem, sastera) masih diminati 3 negara jiran seberang yang berbahasa Melayu juga? Masakan majalah agama Malaysia bisa juga dijual di tempat seperti di Sumatera Barat atau Qur'an "Bahasa Indonesia" masih bisa digunakan di sini misalnya (pengalaman sebenar)?

The 1824 Anglo-Dutch Treaty was a (BIG) mistake.

and he was smart enough to back down. Between Altantuya, Rosmah and various shenanigans by BN top dogs Uncle Bijan should've taken a hint.

What is Singapore like?

Dun ker en dun gif e fak

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>Abdul Rahman was half Thai
>Abdul Razak was Bugis
>Hussein Onn was quarter Caucasian
>Mahathir is a mamak
>Pak Lah is an Arab
>Najib is a Bugis like his dad
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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PIIGS shouldn't talk shit about other countries

What if a shopping mall is a country.

>Al-makhluk...
non-meme also one of the reasons why i think """malay""" superiority and hak melayu is stupid, the line's pretty saturated since we've been racemixing since the 1400. No such shit as pure malay

youtu.be/1R6KYQXmexM
KASTILAY MAILING NA KATAGALUGAN
AT NGAYOY IPAGWAGI ANG KAHUSAYAN

shh. Hands off muh gimmedats

>Our media indeed can be consumed by you, but just because you can consume our media doesn't mean the opposite is true.
I thought you guys had stuff like songs of Sheila Majid and Siti Nurhaliza plus TV shows Upin & Ipin to compensate for that...

A cross-national standard is still a personal feasible idea for me, though for more pragmatical (communicative and diplomatic) reasons. Here, people wouldn't mind the Indonesian mainstream vernacular if it wasn't so sprinkled with Westernized words ("investasi", "akurat", "aliansi", "evakuasi" etc up to 11), like an insolent language sibling who refuses to touch let alone eat his mother's native linguistic cooking. The people of Brazil don't call their country's main language "Brazilian" despite their linguistic differences with Portugal.

what the fuck does that mean

>Scandinavian language.
Oh please, BI is just bastardized malay.

You ask the "penunggu" to wipe your ass for you.

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Based my weeb indobros

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Should have used this pic. That's the western toilet one.

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You take off your pantsu

What's a Mentri besar? Like a mini Prime Minister?

Mind you, your TV shows use the subtitle. When some television show brought Malaysian here, she literally needed to explain the words in English so the presenters could understand what it meant.

Don't care and don't give a fuck.

As if your malay isn't bastardised old malay.

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Perdana Menteri.

>american standard
Toto is better

Isn't Perdana Menteri Prime Minister? And the PM is Mahathir?

chief minister for the state.