Eurovision edition >Before the finals votes get announced Salvador makes a speech about how now fast food music cannot win >Results come in >Eleni's pure grease fast food song has won >She comes on stage >Takes the trophy from Salvador while dabbing on him >He goes home and kills himself >In the afterlife a shadowy figure says he shall go to hell for killing himself >He wakes up in his room >Oh it was a dream >Turn on TV >"Portugal was so moved by Eleni's winning song we made it our anthem" >Salvador punches the TV >"This is hell"
this >inb4 muh evul albanians attacked us in 2001 no. the fyromian government tried to cover up the failing economy by shifting the population's attention away from it and starting a shitflinging war, winning which would return the population's confidence in the "stronk" government.
same scapegoat tactics were used in bulgaria in the late 1980s
Carter Butler
people still watch soyvision in 2018?
Caleb Collins
дa ти eбaм мaјкaтa y пичкa цигaнcкa cмpдливa cтoкo
Luis Robinson
could you ever be able to do a more /balk/ unrelated edition you literal rectangular shaped head figurine from a popular Danish playing kit?
