/brit/

your Peles, your Cruyffs, your Gerards

religion is like music to my hears.... to bad im blind and deaf haha

just called my mum a runt irl by accident

he's quick, he's fast and he's got good legs

paul wall is the only good white rapper

don't reply to me

mummys being a runt again

predestination is such a cancerous mindset

and illiterate

pace power desire

cuzza m8

do you eat nandos chicken with your hands

feel like total rubbish

who was your girls aloud-fu?

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*clears throat*
catholicism

reckon i could beat kanye in a fight

your wolveses, your roverses, your wandererses

load of nonsense if you ask me

the white one
so peng

nicola

need to do a big sloppy shit but been talking to this girl all night

>floods your autistic little Prodd country with good virile Catholics

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Racist prick.

reckon so?

fucking hell this shit is sad.

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best Rolling Stones song:
Gimme Shelter

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what's wrong with them honestly

Feel like this would make an excellent chad/virgin comic

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fuck the pope and the ira

>thought she mugged you off
theres about 10 imitators of me

in a bit of a pickle
woke up with like 4 hours of sleep because I had a bit too much sodium yesterday and my mouth was dryer than the middle east
couldn't go back to sleep in the morning, now im drowsy and dont want to ruin the sleep schedule

yeah

rolling stones are a bit shit honestly

going to languish

The spammer is an autistic tripfag that got bullied out of britpol

don't care about the ira that much but i hate the pope and christcucks

> Why doesnt he want me?

Maybe because you spent your whole life never bothering to improve yourself, because literally everyone has pandered to your every whim and fantasy, regardless of how facile it was. You never developed hobbies, or interests, or even a personality, because you never needed one. Beta boys would worship you purely for having a beef sandwich between your legs. Your teachers favored you because you was passive and meek and public education was biased in favor of females, like it has been for decades. Male authority figures never challenged you because all they saw was a pair of tits. Our entire culture has been built around supporting your emotional infancy, rather than encouraging you to grow the fuck up and act like a decent, interesting human being.

You've been put on a pedestal like every other western white whore on the planet. You've been pampered, spoiled, and given every single fucking advantage the planet has to offer, which has led to you having a massively overinflated ego to the point of God delusion. When 10/10 Chaddy over here doesn't do the same (because he sees what whores like you are truly like) your entire world collapses in on itself, and for just a tiny moment (until the next beta cuck comes along) you realize for the first time in your pathetic fucking life, that you are not actually even remotely special

>60000 retweets
wtf am I missing the joke or something?

>can't breathe
>drank 6L of water and pissed once
love my life

I've cried over a girl before haha it was a fucking awful all-engulfing feeling so I can't even make fun of this girl. hope she's alright.

God save the Queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
A potential H-bomb

Fuck you weren't you raised Catholic

teehee xx

the turkish supermarket around the corner didn't had no activia but since im not a real man but a real man child i bought myself some danoontje superpowerrrrrrrrr

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supreme gentleman over here lads

the one with big tits

>THATS SO ME!!
x60000

SEETHING SUBHUMAN TAIG

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Ketkeophomphone

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html5.haxball.com/?c=_sYaVETYjTw&p=1
html5.haxball.com/?c=_sYaVETYjTw&p=1

password: picka

I just like stirring shit

virgin freak

actually fucking seething at this
girls can get any guy they want

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are you learning turkish lad?

just yelling "tony tony chopper" bc that's the kinda pathetic person I am

i copied and pasted from incels desu

i love women quite a bit actually. always treat me very well

People who believe in transubstantiation should be left to hang by their bollocks in the wilderness

yeah, the joke is womanoids

so easy to wind up arent you mick

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@89418551
is it ok to reply if i wanted to praise your post?

ah yes this spongebob comic tells me everything
damn it feels good to be educated

can't read to long words this's my secret no telling at anyone please

>I've cried over a girl before
bender

>reading the bible
>going to church
>believing in god
Proddshite

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answer: yes, the mad proddie CAN keep it up for a 4th thread

find it really hard to give a shit about anything

im english

just don't appreciate this autistic spam in MY /brit/

classic symptom of a big fat virgin freak

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your messis, your ronaldos, your vardys

*boings into the thread*

hi x

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ah yes CHRISTIANITY, exactly what I come to /brit/ to discuss

give your head a wobble

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went to find /brit/ and had to navigate my why past some aussie nonce thread

why are aussies such delinquents?

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alri lads

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the heat gets to them

every thread here is noncery

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JACKIE IS A PUNK

JUDY IS A RUNT

THEY BOTH WENT DOWN TO BERLIN JOINED THE ICE CAPADES

>lets post them all again, in case anyone missed them the first few times.

prison colony

I for one would like to tell you that I do NOT believe lezzers actually enjoy scissoring

this.
only acceptable times to cry for men:

swift kick to the bollocks
your team get promoted to the PL
dog dies

fuck off nigger