How do I "acquire" a taste for alcohol?

Don't, there's no point.

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Beer tastes like piss

start by mixing black vodka with energy drinks
then start drinking beer - don't taste it in your mouth, the point of beer is the aftertaste, at least for regular shit beer
try whisky, not too old

eat more marmite, ya cunt

There is a point, but it's like taking out a loan on happiness and you end up regretting it in the end.

How do you know what piss tastes like?

sick burn

I don't know, probably from its smell

I can’t be the only one who drank their own piss before

You can smell piss and shit

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Not really. It kind of tastes like bread and alcohol, or yeast if you will. Did you leave a beer bottle near someone who hates you?

Piss drinker

Only people with 0 taste receptors like piss water

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so when I sniff a braapp I'm also eating ass

Been there, done that. It shouldn't come off as a surprise that I've tasted my own cum, as well.

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waste your money on courses for it. when you'v wasted enough money on courses, you can move on to wasting money on expensive alcohol instead.

Opposite for me. I fucking hate beer, never drink it. But a nice blended scotch is nice

"Acquiring a taste for alcohol" just means that your body is physically addicted and you start craving it to the point where even hand sanitizer will seem delicious.

Beer is like fish. People who say they don't like it just haven't found the type they like yet.

Nay.
"tasted" implies that I probably spit it afterwards - I don't. I swirl my cum around my mouth, watch myself in the mirror, with my mouth agape, and my tongue swirling around. After that I swallow it and relish the rich aftertaste. If you fap less your cum tastes better and has a thicker texture with a good taste that doesn't feel "sour".

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Wow, really BTFO me there. People at the bar won't make fun of you when you order a fruity juice after a sip of beer made you make a face like a kid eating broccoli.

It'll taste nice after you get used to the bite or the bitter. Eventually, you'll savour it.

I dont want to be aroind your 80iq equals

one bottle at a time
12 yo me thought that beer is disgusting, 16 yo me thought its fucking horrible and 24 yo me thinks its one of the best drinks on earth

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Of course, lest you breath a beer molecule and end up grossed out for a week.

Couldn't tell ya. I like several kinds of liquor and wine but still can't stand beer

>haha le beer is life :)

Petty sure he's just saying beer is among his favorite drinks.

Give in to social pressure and keep drinking until you start liking it

I think I really started to enjoy beer when I was 21 or 22. This song was popular.

youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

>having a favourite drink

Is Stout light or heavy?