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US Senator Beto O'Rourke edition

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autism

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Anyone else coming?

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couldn't imagine anything more boring

>progressive
would rather not

Why anyone would eat hebrewceuticals when cannabis exists is just beyond me

dianne abbot is a racist nigger

me

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This joke doesn't work in /brit/ because most here can't drive

do they not realise how much diane abott dilutes their brand, starmer and milliband might not be loved but they are not toxic

>dianne abbot is a racist nigger

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@UniversityofWarwick excuse me I think you ought to take a look at this

niggers are the real racists

>niggers are the real racists

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Black people are good co-

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seething whitey cant even drive lol

Reminder
>So when the Bible says "Faith without Works is dead", why don't Protestants follow that?
A fucking industrious, god fearing nation IS the work of faith, not a load of palaces for paedophiles

me

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>toxic

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>>toxic

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>dianne abbot is a racist nigger
>niggers are the real racists

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>industrious
*puts parents in nursing home at 70 to save money*

can not think of a more unfunny gay reddit soyboy beta numale cuck than ryan reynolds

nursing homes are fucking expensive

I don't vote for Irishmen.

i know you are memeing but can you actually imagine thinking diane abott is a good person to have on your side

why are skinheads such mongoloids

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>can not think of a more unfunny gay reddit soyboy beta numale cuck than ryan reynolds

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small brain: has no driving license
medium brain: has driving license, drives to work
ascended brain: has driving license, rides public transport

At least he's tall and handsome

>why don't protestants follow that
But they do. Protestant work ethic.

y'all white people finna be like i know you are memeing but can you actually imagine thinking diane abott is a good person to have on your side

massively large astronomical brain: only has a provisional licence to buy alcohol

You'd do pretty much anything to be him, lad. Be honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=LGdyVnW86SY

Thanks for reminding me to book some driving lessons

I'm mid 20s

this

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even bigor bren: has a car but only ghost rides the whip because no license

massively low test: needing id to buy alcohol

wypipo be all like "dancing WAYYYYYYY too spicy " lmaooooooooooooo

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Guess the British city

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They sure are. Thankfully I can so I can make this observation of them.

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89423123
guy on the left looks a bit like the lesbian gun activist in florida

Who's your money on for the ol 'vision this year lads?

ryan reynolds is also unbelievably attractive
what an ugly freakoid. probably still a virgin

Plymouth

god damn these white people some wack ass niggas man

You won't regret it. The freedom to drive is worth the money alone.

*unattractive
fucked it
shall be closing the tab now and not returning till next thread

you thought this was a good post
amusing

leeds or some shit?

fUCK
oFF
yANK

milton keynes

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cool tats tbqh

>ryan reynolds is also unbelievably attractive
What a faggot lmao

>you thought this was a good post
>amusing

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need a gf

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why is britain so grim and ugly while they're one of the strongest economies in the world?

having grown up in south central LA it's always weird seeing people here try to talk like black people

omg ppl having fun omg sooooo crinnggeee!!! xDDDDD

>strongest economies in the world
chuckled ngl

>omg ppl having fun omg sooooo crinnggeee!!! xDDDDD

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reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay
this is the only good subreddit

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fuck off you utter porch monkey

keep calling my hair stylist for an emergency haircut but she isn't home lads

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wew these cheeky bitches being real funny innit?

das rite man dem crackas be fuckin boogie down liquor store pimp my ride 'member trayvon

taking an extra raunchy diahrrea shit lads

cause white people finna be like these tax rates too spicy and hide their money offshore

whats the emergency

Thank goodness that happened hehe.

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>crackas

literally no one says this, at least not nearly as much as you think they do

my hair looks goofy and i'm working at a high end restaurant so i need to look sharp or my boss will have my bollocks in a hand basket

what are you meant to do when a non-ugly person calls themselves ugly? i mean the first few times you just say "youre not ugly" but its a bit weird to keep saying that every time isnt it?

zip it whiteboy

why are brits so cringey?

rip bro

Yeah I've lived in London since uni so never had any need to drive until recently

It's getting to be an inconvenience but I'm looking forward to cruising in my low rider

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we don't say chap or blimey very often either lol it's just a stereotype

another classic example of our perfidious past

bent

hatted a UK flag and got an Irish response

is this your bird
get rid of her

post it

call myself stupid and ugly all the time despite being ridiculously good looking and intelligent for a laugh

neurotypicals are so weird, damn fishermen no wonder they voted brexit

The true sign of a great video.

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Is Ublock Origin broken?

telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/feels-like-26-year-old-virgin-todays-hypersexualised-world

sometimes when I'm on the toilet I tickle the hairs right above my asshole and more piss comes out

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abolute choon

On a train full of tipsy Scottish “people” and it’s like a fucking circus pantomime

Someone’s opening prosecco bottles and letting the corks fly off around the carriage. There’s also a dog and it is barking. Even the ticket inspector (Scottish) seemed drunk

Actually yes, don't use Firefox normally.

>asked her on Tuesday if she wants to hang out on Thursday
>she doesn't even read the text until today and then says "oh sorry, missed that text, been so busy!"
>she was literally online on Whatsapp when I sent the text
lmao

>If you met me in a coffee shop and struck up a conversation, these are the things you would probably learn. I have a decent job in digital marketing. I have a few close friends plus a wider group that I socialise with. I write a blog, have a fondness for avocado on toast, and spend way too much time on Twitter and Instagram. So far, so millennial, you would conclude.
phew no one no guy wants to spend time with her fucking walking sterotype of arrogant mundanity