We fathered you niggas

But proto Indo Europeans are from this region. The true daddies are from Russia, Kazakhstan, Ukraine et al. Everyone minus non IE speakers must bend the knee.

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we have our norwegian rapebabies and greenlandic slaves

But they moved

But they hate you.

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The other scandi countries are out brothers, so it's fine

I thought Swedes were more similar to Germans than Danes?

Why'd you think that?

b.dk/danmark/danskerne-ligner-ikke-svenskere

tfw never conquered by scandis

hahaha get fucked danelawfags, thankyou denmark for humbling the anglo

Well, genetics are one thing, but I was thinking about it in a historic point of view. Our countries have had a lot of interactions together, both for better and for worse

And looking at the sample size, they only used 109 persons per area, which is a hilariously low sample size.
I kind of hate that it doesn't link to the actual research paper. Does it take into account what part of the country was tested? What about mutations? I wouldn't put all my trust into an article like this

based Cnut

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I've seen a study that claimed it's impossible to differentiate between North Germans and Danes on a genetic level.

According to the article Danes have more in common with the Dutch than with Germans

it isn't, most (real) scandies have a very specific teeth imprint which is what they use to identify scandinavian corpses

Well, Schleswig-Holstein and the surrounding areas has gone back and forth between Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands. But then again, what people were tested? Danes living in sourthern Jutland or the ones living in Elsinore?

according to swedish medieval law, killing a dane is on par with killing a thrall.

we hate them more, thus our toxic relationship

but killing a thrall is still illegal unless he is your property

we're genetically closer to dutch and germans than danes for some reason
maybe those prussian balts that impregnated all those danish qts in jutland had something to do with that

>tfw northern europe is just one big genetic mess

>tfw fucking normans reee won at hastings
>tfw no north sea empire under Hardrada

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But its not that severe of a crime.
its like smashing up somebodys lawnmower

you guys are jus the worst, why can't you be more like Sweden?

fun fact, denmark is the only country in northern europe that has never won world's strongest man

You want us to be brown?

how could they? even their men are made for BIG SWEDISH PENIS

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982203003737
>There was no significant difference between the Trondheim and Bergen samples or between the Danish and North German samples (p = 0.8), while the Norwegians were different from the other northern European samples (p < 0.05). We therefore clustered these source populations into two continental groups, referred to from now on as the Norway and German/Danish sample sets. Note that the similarity of the Danish and North German Y chromosomes means that, at the hg resolution, we cannot distinguish the genetic contributions to the British Isles of the two component groups. All continental populations, however, show significant differences from the indigenous group (p < 0.01), and Norway can be distinguished, though to a lesser degree, from the German/Danish sample (p < 0.05).

we wuz kangz n queenz of the seas

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>germark

>införe norrmän är 80% samer 20% danskar

Why is Denmark never present in DNA charts.

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we are SARMATIANS
fuck off, slaves

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What is the difference between French and French_D?

so, we're closer to brits than danes
we really are gaels

ops

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Are you talking about the anglo-SAXONS?

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