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sophie

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tea:

entire tesco cook in bag chicken
8x mr kipling lemon slices
1 tube of jaffa cakes
large bag of butterkist sweet and salted popcorn
3 bananas

Rate, thought I'd chuck a bit of fruit in there keep it healthy x

why is she such a slag?

youtube.com/watch?v=9OG5Wortzuk

>Normal person: *Says something nice to a brit*
>Brit: And you
"And you" is not a complete sentence. Simple as. It's like you can't speak your own language. Ree.

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hey guys how's it foing

a haircut this weekend...
y/n???

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This day in history:
1743 – Maria Theresa of Austria is crowned Queen of Bohemia

She became Archduchess of Austria on when her father died in October 1740. However, not every kingdom recognized her as sovereign.

On 26 October, the Duke of Bavaria captured Prague and declared himself King of Bohemia. Maria Theresa, then in Hungary, wept on learning of the loss of Bohemia. Charles Albert was unanimously elected Holy Roman Emperor on 24 January 1742.

The Archduchess caught her enemies unprepared by capturing Munich, Charles Albert's capital.

In December, Frederick II of Prussia invaded the Duchy of Silesia and requested that Maria Theresa cede it. French troops allied with Charles Albert fled Bohemia in the winter of the same year. On 12 May 1743, Maria Theresa had herself crowned Queen of Bohemia again. Peace was made with Prussia.

Frederick again invaded Bohemia next year, beginning a Second Silesian War. The French overran the Austrian Netherlands in May.

Francis Stephen was elected Holy Roman Emperor on 13 September 1745. Prussia and France recognised Francis as emperor. Maria Theresa ceded the Duchy of Parma to Philip of Spain. France had successfully conquered the Austrian Netherlands.

Frederick then invaded Saxony in August 1756, starting a Third Silesian War. Prussia began receiving support from Great Britain and Russia.

The Treaty of Hubertusburg, though it restored the prewar status quo, marked the ascendancy of Prussia as a leading European power.

Through the Treaty of Paris, France lost most of its overseas possessions.

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you're stupid

in another life she could easily have been a b-grade council house slag

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stop being autistic you swarthy bald manlet

colloquialisms don't have to be proper sentences you absolute brainlet

you are a stupid bastard

i also had a banana just a few minutes ago
had it with cake and custard though haha

love triggering trumplets and leftshits

You too.
See this is a complete sentence that makes sense.

are you a ftm tran by any chance “”m8””

grim

WHAT'S UP
OUTBURST YEAH
OUTBURST IN THE BUILDING AND WE'RE SELLING BROWN NOW YEAH

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makes me nostalgic for my grandma's computer room and playing games on cartoonnetwork.com with the dial up modem

Jesus Christ Alan

*snorts*
*pushes glasses up nose*
actually your phrasing is grammatically incorrect

Being in shape is an "unrealistic expectation" for women, but little girls are told they should aspire to be president.

Bastardization of the language, that's what it is.

remember when the IRA blew up mountbatten and his grandson
that was a laugh

>triple text her
>she replies "ok."
LMAO

any socialist papist paki man here

Well 'Simple as.' isn't a proper sentence either mate

manchester bombing was the most kino i reckon

Brit gf seems very keen. Sends me random thoughts and anecdotes during the day and shit. And this morning she apologized for drinking rhum yesterday and bootycalling me. /britgf2018/ on lock lads

yeah mate

Remember when the Irish had their own so-called thread? That was a laugh

Remember when the Germans had their own so-called thread? That was a laugh

shame they didnt get maggie too

What even is BTS?
big tranny schlong?

wonder how early i can make the next thread

you're all pawns, every single one of you

i can make you sing

bit naughty tho wasnt it

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fuck off hans you're not wanted here

i miss going to the amusements
would go round the fruit machines and check all the coin slots for money
then i'd pretend to play a game without putting any money in, just waggling the joystick and pressing the buttons and watching the demo play
some say 28 is too old for video games but i didn't care haha

/brit/ is de facto an Irish colony

bangkok transit system

State

>Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.

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/deutsch/ is an autistic abortion and I completely disavow it, but at least it has more going on than just anime posters

youtube.com/watch?v=H1ucnvVS7fo

rip scott hutchison

tell me about Lauren

why does she wear the costume?

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is google broke?

remember when we pawned our fishing boats for little meal and died en masse

Umm sweaty. I am called the global ladiesman for a reason.

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alan what's your nearest BTS station, if it's not between on nut and phloen chit, you're poor btw

GAY ARSE POOLIUS PEESAR

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are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Is it possible to get laid without alcohol?

swallowing bitter tears

Just want to die

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No next question

need a bf lads

Umm sorry for just living two minutes away from Siam sweaty pie

the root of all evil

I like how forward and cheeky the Irish posters are

business idea: shoot Alan

>a woman tells you she stole a flipflop
>you think this is an accomplishment
Oh my fuck.

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

for me yeah
for you no

How do I get a German gf?

reading a book x

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tell me about Austria

why is their eurovision act a negro?

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she has to slut it up to compare to her sister

Siam is the poor man's asok, sorry sweaty xx

>and you

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we got 190kg to fuck off now we just need alan to fuck off

healthy af/10

*i am on to your lil gimmick la

Women fought for their rights so that they could chase chad and not have to settle with marrying a beta male

Lol what. Asoke is sexpat central. SIam is where sophisticated Bangkokites and east asian tourist go to shop and be seen (let alone live). Learn2bkk sunshine

wth wheres his willy

Be taller than 6'0'' and have money.

... here I am in my cot and those bastard animals keep flying around in circles around my head ... please get me a US citizenship .... picture by me Timothy James Byrne in my cot in High Wycombe on the 11 May 1967 ...

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#girlswhoread

nowt wrong with being unhappy with being a with a weak self hating brat.

Konichiwa

Watashi wa Lechelu desu

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fuck's sake

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Is that your true wish lad? If it is i will gladly fuck off

Doing a poo

Today in history:
1784 – The Treaty of Paris ends the American Revolution.

The British delegation refused to pose for the peace portrait, and the painting was never completed.

France was exhausted by the war, and everyone wanted peace except for Spain, which insisted on continuing the war until it could capture Gibraltar from the British.

The Americans realized that they could get a better deal directly from London. John Jay told the British that he was willing to negotiate directly with them, cutting off France and Spain. The British Prime Minister Lord Shelburne agreed. He was in charge of the British negotiations (some of which took place at a bar in the Lansdowne Club). Prime Minister Shelburne foresaw highly profitable two-way trade between Britain and the rapidly growing United States, and the opportunity to isolate France.

Spain received the Bahamas, which they tried to trade for Gibraltar.

The Dutch lost nearly all their colonies, but Britain returned them.

France only received Tobago and Senegal in Africa.

Historians have often commented that the treaty was very generous to the United States in terms of greatly enlarged boundaries.

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why do people who drink soy open their mouths so wide when taking pictures?

kek lad

so most german men are incels?

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Sathon is where the business elite are lil baldy, asoke is where any expat worth his salt lives

I'll repeat, siam is the poor mans asoke

And nana is sexpat central sweety, learn some more about bkk before you reply to me again mmmmmkay xx

>except for Spain, which insisted on continuing the war until it could capture Gibraltar from the British

Not on my watch Pedro

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Airey Neave was better, plus the INLA announcement was cheekier than a Nandos