>be Australian
>get shot
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Logan Butler
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Matthew Barnes
>be Australian
>get stabbed by a stingray
Dylan Wood
>be american
>get born shot
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Asher Ross
>be American
>wake up at 6:05 in the morning
>drink 3 cups of corn syrup and eat 3 triple patty burgers
>tip my healthy breakfast
>go to my SUV and drive to work, arrive at 9:00, no traffic thankfully.
>go inside, shooting ongoing
>tip the shooter, get shot anyway
>call ambulance
>dr shekelbergstein gives me a painkiller and my bill
>65 million usd
>get heart attack
>no money to get buried, turned into a burger
such is life in america
Carson Gonzalez
>be German
>get refugeed
Elijah Cruz
your momma's so fat she made liquid soap after stepping on the bar in the shower
Hunter Harris
your momma's so fat her diet crashed the food industry
Easton Hall
dude you're from sudan, yo mama so thin... kek
Gabriel Roberts
your momma's so fat she weighs herself on the richter scale
your momma's so fat she travels with industrial cargo
Oliver Gray
>be Muslim
>get democracy’d
Isaiah Wood
your momma's so fat her supermarket runs sparked a national famine
your momma's so fat she needs liposuction to find new areas for fat
Luke Green
>be sudan
>be sudan
Jaxson Morris
you want to go, eh
>be American
>mistakenly pick up gun instead of fork and shoot yourself
>get taken to the hospital
>placed under observation
>become a modern christian miracle after doctors realize you ate the bullet and just shat it out
Jeremiah Hill
>literally BE Sudan
Nicholas Kelly
>literally BE America
oops, you literally won't in a few years time, 56%
Jaxon Wright
>S
>U
>D
>A
>N
Henry Ramirez
Haha they are fat and stupid
Adrian Richardson
>be American
>captured in war
>captors have to let him go after his sharting and feeding expenses become unbearable
Gavin Hill
cute your mama jokes reached sudan
Nicholas Reed
>be australian
>celebrate every american shooting because it gives you a chance to gloat about how great you are for banning guns
>get shot anyway
Justin Ward
almost as long it takes for German humour to register