American tries to pronounce castle

We do it on purpose because we hate the french

Karsel

>american tries to pronounce

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>it's a "brit argues why worcestershire is pronounced the way it is" episode
English is a meme language

>rar

where is the r

>american tries to pronounce literally any placename in my country

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I should say mee-rer not rar
some say meer. which is just saying it faster and not counting is as two syllables

As if spelling in English is relevant to how it's pronounced, lmao

>Brit makes a post about how everyone in America pronounces everything the same and then throw an autistic fit when someone says the same about him
>Brit makes fun of how Americans pronounce things when they speak like they've got a potato lodges in their throat

Americans don't have castles and neither do you, you fucking poofter cunt.

It's saying it wrong.

Fuck off Chang

then why is it wrong for us to say cass-le if you put in a whole another letter which makes it carstle?
lmao

You were so fucking arseblasted about the other thread, you mass reported the OP until the janitor deleted it.

>American is American near me

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didn't native americans build castles?

>Aed
>Bed
>Ced
>Ded
>Eed
>Fed
>Ged
>Hed
>Ied
>Jed
>Ked
>Led
>Med
>Ned
>Oed
>Ped
>Qed
>Red
>Sed
>Ted
>Ued
>Ved
>Wed
>Xed
>Yed
>Zed

It's karsel faget

>american

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good argument bruce. put another shrimp on the barbie or whatever

Don't you mean
>Americarn

It makes no sense. Lincolnshire instead if Lincoln + Shire its LincolnSHEER>? WTF?

>Fee
>Hee
>Iee
>Jee
>Kee
>Lee
>Mee
>Nee
>Oee
>Qee
>Ree
>See
>Uee
>Wee
>Xee
>Yee
Mong.

>Leicester = Lester

And I thought fr*Nch was fucked up...

Why do you say jay, kay and ecks, not jee, kee and xee?

шeдьюл

>Leicester
>pronounced LES-ter

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Mel bourne

la luz oscuro...

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Why do you say haych, not jaych, kaych, and xaych?

>Americans don't have castles
Um, sweety?

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>he doesn't say atch

>american asks me for directions
>pronounces the place wrong
>send him in the opposite direction
take that y*nkoids

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It's Slott dammit.

>Americans in charge of taste

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>not a picture of white castle
you done fucked up

>American tries to pronounce missile

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And Britbongs here are stereotype as polite.

Meanwhile I went to Australia, I was confused over when our bus stop was talking about it with my bf and an Australian guy just helped us without us asking and got us to right place. Meanwhile Jow Forums stereotype Australia as rude.

Still going to pronounce Brisbane is Briz-BANE though.

>talking about it with my bf
kys faggot

English is not your first language, clearly

>slough = slau
??

vocaroo.com/i/s1sh88BMBE0X

You're doing god's work

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>meer

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>Allyuminihum

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Haha y*Nkoids... I will use that from now on

Emus, burgers and bongs, cease your conflicts and find brotherly solace in the fact that no matter the differences in your spelling of pronouncing English words, you are all great compared to us
Except whoever the fuck leaves out the 'i' in Aluminium

Is your meeroar made in Chiner?

This may be the single most retarded thing I've read. What sense did this make in your head when you were typing it?

>Chiner
>Yurpion Union
Why do they do this

Oy Alfred take my rubbish to the Gareage

>y*nkoids
>Great
If you mean great as in big fat and loud, sure.

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>Gareage

Love this one. As an aside I also love them calling sidewalks "pavements"

>bootyblasted euro #125236374585099093525

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>Except whoever the fuck leaves out the 'i' in Aluminium

Like the man who named it did?

*iurohpien unien

Funny that your president wants more norwegians in your country. Too bad he can't comprehend that America is a y*nkoid infested shithole that no european wants to live in.

Nice try, but he had named it "aluminium" before that, and probably just dun goofed later, not to mention the fact that "aluminium" was the first to be officially recognized too

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We don't say "mee", you utter spack. It's you who adds a high vowel for some reason.

what are you going on about lmao, you sound mad and bringing up unrelated shit. are you that butthurt finn in every EU thread rn shitting on the US?
You should relax, go to a sauna or something

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>Nice try, but he had named it "aluminium" before that
No he didn't, read what you posted

>Aluminium(1808)
>Aluminum(1812)

I'm so sorry you had to see this, you see, he isn't supposed to be independent.

>Frogposter
Opinion discarded

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no u

>Why yes I am illiterate

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>thames
>pronounced tems
English is a stupid language but American English is slightly less stupid

no

nobody says "americarn" you tit

retarded pajeet

F you

Just like you think nobody says Americar?

He's right nobody says that

Nobody says what? Americar?
youtube.com/watch?v=UpX8NZMxp9Q
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1525994060855.webm

>sqwirl
>erbs
>meer
>eye-ran

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Oof fuck me
Why the fuck did he think alumium was a good name though!?
Anyway, the matter still stands- he proposed aluminum, but the board accepted "aluminium" as it was more concurrent with the names of other elements.
We say lead and tin, not plumbum and stannum, so I see no reason to not say "aluminium", other than perhaps the American inability to say more than four short syllables in a row

>nobody says x
>YOU MEAN NOBODY SAYS Y?
>i'm saying nobody says x
>HERE IS EVIDENCE EVERYONE SAYS Y, CHECKMATE

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>skwell
>hurrrrbs
>mirrah
>ایران
ah well i guess you're right about that last one, i don't speak the language

>american banter
someone is at least 56% german

A linking R between vowel sounds doesn't mean anyone shoves it into the middle of random words. No one would ever say, "Americarn".

American English isn't English.

No it isn’t you emu cumguzzler

I only put emphasis on the “ile” If I’m slowing down to explain something, otherwise I just pronounce it like the first half of “mistletoe”

We spell Aluminum differently, we don’t say the I because there isn’t a second one in our spelling of the word.

correct it's american

>loch

You don't seem to have a problem with making up things about how Americans speak, so why are you butthurt about this?
Why do Brits say "cyoour" for car, by the way?

>Being this anal fissured
Jesus wept you really can't take it

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>still trying to change the subject because you can't back up your original point

>make an epic all-caps butthurt post about someone making something up
>"NO YOU'RE BUTTHURT"
Absolute neighborhood of you