PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW

"FBI!!!! You get the fuck on the ground now Paco!!!!"

wait for off duty cop to kill the amerimutt cop trying to kill me

BANG BANG BANG

COME TOWARDS ME, CROWLING, BACKWARDS, HANDS IN THE AIR, FEET CROSSED, RECITE ME THE DIVINE COMEDY!

>sir, my hands are always in the air unless we're in a vacuum.

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SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS LETTER TO LETTER WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS RIGHT NOW, YOU PROBABLY WONT SURVIVE THIS !

I DO IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE BUT FREEDOM AIN'T FREE SON! NOW SHOW ME YOUR SHAVED BOYPUCCI

>DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE A TERRORIST!??!!?!
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

*show my FBI badge*
"You're not in charge anymore i'm taking over"

Cop's a CHI, he'll shoot you for being white

>reach for FBI badge
>HES GOING FOR HIS GUN

*bang*bang*bang*

HE'S GOT A GUN *BANG* *BANG*

GRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARROGANT EUROMETRICS, HERE WE COUNT WITH FEET AND INDICES, AIN'T NOBODY WHO KNOWS WHATEVER YOUR STUPID DEFINITION OF FLUID IS, FUCK YOU AND YOUR CELSIUS, I'LL SHOW YOU
BANG BANG BANG

>I need roadblocks at every junction in 5 miles
>We're setting up a command post over there

P-PLEASE OFFICER. I-I'M JUST TAKING M-MY DAUGHTER TO DANCE PRACTICE! SH-SH-SHE'S IN THE BACK SEAT

OBEY THE INSTRUCTIONS OR I WILL SHOOT YOU. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>WHAT ? YOU KIDNAPPED SOMEONES DAUGHTER FROM HER DANCE PRACTICE ?

BANG BANG BANG

SHE'S REACHING FOR HER GUN

*BANG BANG*

CENTRAL I NEED BACK UP, SHOTS FIRED, I MAY BE HIT, TARGET IS NOT MOVING

SIR, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE, NOW!

that's what u think

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PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK *CUFFS CORPSE*

Remember, no TRP speak.

which canto, sir?

RIGHT HAND BLUE LEFT FOOT YELLOW

I'M ONE OF YOURS, DON'T SHOOT!!! I AM WITH THE GOOD GUYS!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=BZE5tr_5iYQ

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

BACKUP BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP GODDAMNIT

I blast nasheeds while driving, he'd shoot me before saying anything.

BANG BANG BANG

STOP SHOOTING JOHN, OR I WILL SHOOT YOU. GET ON THE GROUND!

>Too slow.

Nothing personnel kid

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PUT YOUR WEAPON ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK OR YOU WILL DIE BANG BANG BANG

Is this for real?

WOOF BARG BARF WOOF!

*BANG BANG*

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dog-shoots-owner-richard-remme-balew-fort-dodge-iowa-a8346231.html

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Habkat al reeh is my jam.

boot my g*ntoo operating system

I cannot imagine a tuga driving in the middle of street blasting a nasheed. Surely your neighbors are scared of you.

>tfw all my nasheeds got censored by j*wtube
youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc&t=5s

IN THIS COUNTRY OF OURS WE USE THE ALL-AMERICAN WINDOWS™ OPERATING SYSTEM NOW PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND BEHIND YOUR BACK

Hamas and Hezbollah make really good music

here you go lads, thank me later.

youtu.be/5jwYc2Xyx78?t=38

oh hello sir? are you danish? I am danish too, my grandfather, in particular, he was from danemark, he came here and married my grandmother, a german. Then I'm also 1/8th irish, 1/16 .....(etc)

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I tell him I want to die and he should shoot me. Cops are evil and will go out of their way not to fulfill my dying wish.

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reminded me of pic related

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n-no officer, d-don't shoot me, I am not too white I swear I am italian we are mutts too!

I've seen them shoot people to stop them from committing suicide.

TOO WHITE BANG BANG BANG

boring melody
youtube.com/watch?v=UON257s63ys

kek, you're an utter fucking retard, its probably one of the best nasheeds out there.

youtube.com/watch?v=IgG4qvvJozQ

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pff..you call that a nasheed?

youtube.com/watch?v=o1SXDomAEvk

lel
in the US everybody get shot

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You're a retard that nasheed holds a deep meaning kufar like u wont understand, inshallah we will dominate the world, all infidels shall bow down, we will tear down and completely destroy the enemies of islam.

Kek

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what there to understand? the nasheed itself is stronger than your uneducated interpretation

youtu.be/IVO_PJbdm_4?t=2

j*rdanians are wh*te dogs descendant from franks that resettled the area in the 12th century, I will behead you

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AY AY I DIDN'T DO NUTHING

inshallah brother

shut the fuck up wh*Toid, even after moors raped ur ancestors you still reek of wh*Tness.

the problem is that arabs have 0 musical concept so it's really hit and miss with it
and what they actually say in them is completely irrelevant

YOU'RE FUCKED

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youtube.com/watch?v=mEnwycA8Km0
Why does jewtube keep deleting these videos?

youtu.be/zAsijM9Csxo?t=16

fuck youtube

tune.pk/video/2991900/ya-ummi-o-mother-ᴴᴰ-┇-emotional-nasheed-┇-the-daily-reminder-┇

Kek, I'm at work but couldn't contain the laugh trying to picture it in my mind, you gonna get my ass fired

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kek
youtube.com/watch?v=cXmv2pskP_c

*Put my hands on the mask of the car and point my anus at him*
Just like that, officer? :3

"I'm President Donald Trump, excellent work officer you're a yuge and really important part of America. MAGA, dog bless,blue lives matter!"

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>lel
>in the US everybody get shot
It was a Somali officer that killed her.

bang bang bang

>teleports behind the M*doid cop and preemptively backstabs him 20 times in the back.

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play my didgeridoo one last time

>somali officer

in self defence

>Oh, you’re taking that AR15 to your school? Carry on then, responsible gun owner!

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>if u subtract duh spics and duh nigs den ids differend!!

Show my US flag T-shit with George Washington's portrait and dollar bills on it. If he shoots it, he's a traitor to his nation or something.

foxnews.com/us/2018/03/02/man-disarms-would-be-church-shooter-gets-shot-by-police.html

holy shit kek
they don't even willingly compensate him

That would require you admit your mistakes and yankoids will never agree to that

>bust in
>sees brown man ontop of a white man while wielding a gun
common mistake. I would have done the same thing

literally this

americans love to say "h-he wasn't white" not realizing their country is 44% non-white kek

white lives don't matter
somali dindu nuffin

Why are they calling out gulf Arabs? They don't like them?

Based, I like that nasheed.

This? wawers left hand from back window while pushing the gun from rights.
This is for you motherfucking mutt *kicks halfdead body*

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Hebbit kerrih kerrih

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Because they are only good at convening conferences and they act tough with NATO's support

DO IT!
SHOOT ME!

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based

Get shot like a true american