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what the fuck is halloumi

no in fact my brain is stil la lot sharper than most people's like when some fat bird told me to "take a long walk off a short pier" and my reply about any pier being a danger to her due to risk of collapse with her on it regardless of length got raucous laughter and her humiliated i realised my brain is impervious to degeneration

Cheese used a lod in paki food

Business idea: Stop smoking the devil's cabbage and substitute it with weekly mushroom microdoses.

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excellent stuff
deffo getting a takeaway now
burgers and that to eat while i watch new who wants to be a millionaire

A type of cheese. It's nice you slice it very thinly and grill it on both sides, loads of messing about though. As fries it'd be grim.

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

was going to say i wish i could get excited about irrelevant shite like this then i realised its social media and they aren't actually excited at all just feigning it

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WHEN I GET OLDER
I WILL BE STRONGER
THEY'LL CALL ME FREEDOM
JUST LIKE A WAVIN FLAG

youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y

Nien, my fatherland must be bigger

>make up a funny comeback once
>think this makes you smarter than everyone else
boggles

it means friendship or whatever, it's from the lion king

Can't wait to vote for The Netherlands tomorrow

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Just want a nice premium pink / yellow sweater but I can't fucking find any apart from the shitty £15 basics range in all stores

Any help?

>made from goat/sheep milk
ew

Something about that type of feigned excitement that really does my head in. Phrases like 'I need this in my life' and it's just a new type of Toblerone with cinnamon or something.

I will destroy you if your hand even hovers near the phone you antipodean crustacean.

finna bouta have super noodles for tea

in the history pdfs (we won't have books anymore) they'll refer to his time as the age of stagnation (only in an arabic font)

If the technoindustrial system collapses the probable result will be a reversion to a situation roughly equivalent to that which existed several hundred years ago, in the sense that people will live under widely varying conditions in different parts of the world. There will be sickness and health, full bellies and starvation, hatred and love, brotherhood and ethnic bitterness, war and peace, justice and oppression, violence and kindliness, freedom and servitude, misery and contentment. But it will be a world in which such a thing as freedom will at least be possible, even through everyone might not have it.

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finna bouta dab on this canboi

Lads my sister (12) wants to go shopping with me but I can't stand going outside with her because I look like a nonce. How do I tell her to piss off

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Why are Americans so thin-skinned?
You can call anyone ANYTHING here, post all sorts of vile shit, call anyone niggers, subhuman, but post cartoons ribbing these fat idiots and their wacky country and you get banned

watching anime about little girls. don't tell anyone

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He's just mad because he got nonced by his professor

eurovision marks 1 year since I arrived in brit

daily browse of the bbc website
>The winged woman breaking free from stereotypes of Africa
>The feminist squat in Brazil run by women
>White people use police as a weapon'

bloody hell I hope this is ironic

mental freak
just go out with her

best burger tip i was ever given was to assemble it and then wrap it in foil and leave it for 5 mins so the burger steams the bun

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>talking to 12 year old girls
NONCE

he fat

have you considered it's because you are a nonce? You should feel comfortable taking your sister places with you.

This reminds me of a doujin I read once

>I will destroy you if your hand even hovers near the phone you antipodean crustacean.

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hunting big game on the trail to support my family
this is what being a man is about

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>2000bc
>having ships this advanced

NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF NEED A GF

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hope your your sake that isn't ketchup

steamed buns

He was a professor you fucking donut.

How much are you looking to spend? What style?

be nice to your sister wtf. She looks up to you

There is a conspiracy to leave America out of Eurovision, because we are too good

hew am proper clamming for a shite

Lad she's your sister. Just go bond with her.

yeah who puts ketchup in a burger. should be gravy and lumps of cottage cheese with maple syrup

hmm....

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any lads with 20cm+ in?

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the fact that you think other people will think you're a nonce means you are one, give your head a wobble

the winged woman thing looks aesthetic as fuck though. didn't read the text they wrote about it

read this as camming for a site

i guess they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery aye

>give your head a wobble
lol where did you pick this up ?

There should be a eurovision for north america/the americas

>*SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
>SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKSQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
>SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK*

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use custom burger sauce on all my burgers
2 parts mayo
1 part ketchup
1 part yellow mustard
dash of paprika and black pepper
peng ting

but eurovision is about producing the worst performances possible

mbappe

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just started a business with this sauce thanks mate

i liked your joke OP

sup homie ;^)

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can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
Qu'est-ce que c'est

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Off to poo toil

i wish i could be a big brother desu... it would give me a reason to be a good person.

>tfw you will never have a sister who looks up to you and wants to hang out all the time

This day in history:
1948 – Wilhelmina, Queen of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, cedes the throne.

She became Queen when her father died, when she was 10 years old.

Her reign saw the First and the Second world wars, the Great Depression, and the decline of the Netherlands as a major world power.

By 1948, Wilhelmina was the only survivor of the 17 European monarchs who were sitting on their thrones at the time of her coronation in 1898.

Wilhelmina abdicated in favour of her daughter Juliana.

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Love pussy
Hate bible nerds
Simple as

'

yea im 190

Derby going up. Unlike Swansea who are going down.

just finished all of frasier lads
feels a bit weird, been watching it for months and months

>devil laughs like this
hahahahahaha

>2000AD
not
>AD2000

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

>get paid for the next four years as a parachute

Swansea coming back la

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burger.

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AWOOGA AWOOGA

not sure who to ask next about obtaining an australian accent
used to think it would be an unusual thing but something people wouldn't really mind but my parent's response has changed that and now i don't know who else will laugh at me, can see myself being laughed out of Citizens Advice.

yes la

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based java fag

Every time I get a thousand dodgy stares, we don't look similar either (long story) which complicates things further

Up to £60 on each sweater. Not exactly a solid colour, can be sort of washed out. Want something nice and premium looking, not the sort of stuff that sells in M&S for 40 year old men who wear dress shirts underneath, but something for slight benders under 25 sort of like pic related but im not bent

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unironically missed the thread bc i have yanks filtered god i'm pathetic

we call them yanks

don't understand why jennifer lawrence is so popular

not fit, not a great actor. must've been weinstein'd continuously for years.

dios mio... el mutante...

idea: from now only only yanks can make threads
dont like the prospect either but if it has to be done

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