There was once 3 khalilis together, one of them suggested a challenge, the first one of the three to speak will buy them all dinner for 3 days, the challenge began and they all fell silent, 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, people started worrying, they came into the house and found them all dead, they buried the first one, then the second, but before they buried the third one he said " im not dead!", the 2 popped out of their graves and shouted "YOU LOSE"
Jokes from your country
Asher Nguyen
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Parker Thompson
Studying math is hard and long like a penis
unless you are asian
John Rogers
>from your country
That's an American schoolyard joke
This is the German version:
Studying math is hard and long unless you put lots of effort into it
Landon Richardson
A man bought a hat and it was just right
Jordan Bailey
There are a Turk and a Romanian in a car. Who's driving?
The policeman.
Jayden Flores
Two eggs are frying in a pan
One says omg it's so hot in here
The other says OMG A TALKING EGG
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA
Nathaniel Diaz
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get that horse out of my bar!"
Liam Phillips
>you
Landon Green
Damn thats a really good one
John Collins
A canadian walks into a bar and holds the door open for an American, he doesn’t say thank you