>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 10lbs bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>get shot by cop
>cop claims self defence
>everyone claps
>200k medical bill
>tip 10% to israel
>mfw
Just a few more hours untill the mart sharters will dump
Chase Scott
Luke Morgan
Actually they saw BTC at 8400$ and dumped it like the obvious choice. Now after Europoors panic sold they rebuy cheaper.
Cameron Lee
>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"
>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches
>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings
>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
Austin Harris
Is everyone stealing from walmart? It's so easy put shit in your bag or GF's purse on an aisle with no camera. Scan cheaper barcodes at self scan. Self scan is the easiest way to steal from stores those camera aren't being monitored. At least steal the expensive items like cheeses, meats etc. My asian girlfriend and I cut our grocery bill in half. If you get caught say sorry for making a mistake and play dumb. Stores can't charge you if you didn't leave the store with stolen goods and you NEVER ADMIT to intent.
Jackson Howard
>My asian girlfriend and I cut our grocery bill in half.
How much soy milk do you steal in an average month?
Brody Phillips
I got a sweet asian chick and she steals Low Mein. White guy with asian girl and everyone thinks we are modern american picturesque couple. Let us walk out of best buy with a massage chair, waving and smiling. Fuck corporations they steal from all of us without fear of jail.
Oliver Perry
this kinds of posts should be reportable
Mason Bell
>everyone claps
This lols me everytime I read it. I know it's there, still lol when I read it
Adam Turner
>European hodler butthurt threat #328642387462387423
Adam Evans
Not even American but
>*tips fedora*
Lucas Nguyen
Shut up you half nigger and take the bullying dirty mutt
Benjamin Brooks
Forgot pic
Connor Bailey
Grayson James
la creatura...
Zachary Lee
Jokes on you
ALready wage cucked all night now i'm up and awake
Faggot europoors and brits
Is this what you guys do while we sleep?
Blame everything on us? You realize this market is saved because of us right you dumb fucking faggots. We have the true big whales
Robert Wright
I fucking love these
Kayden Sanchez
Reminder that these type of threads are made by self hating mixed breed Eurabian or paki trash living on welfare in socialist Shitholes.
Jonathan Brown
This one is actually funny though.
Camden Ross
So very true.
Dominic Campbell
this is all 100% true
stop larping as a white guy you nigger
>this is you
Jason Campbell
my country is still whiter than yours, josé
Camden Martinez
>sharts in mart
Walmart has begun to install HEPA filtration in the air ducts. No more fecal contaminates festering in the recycled air!
Just kidding. That would ruin the spectacle and negatively reflect on Walmart culture. It's iconic at this point. The janitors want you to notice brown smudges on the floor. I usually notice a slightly tainted liquid here and there because the patrons have been told to collect their excrement into plastic bags during a shart. I've noticed patrons wearing more jorts in the warmer weather. They were jorts so they can pull the jort opening from their leg to avoid a slider from causing a streak inside the fabric. In the cheese section when this happens, you want to gag. You begin to be okay with the smell. You build a tolerance. There are constant other smells of greater foulness, so I try not to complain.
Lucas Powell
only the middle of america is shit most of the coasts have a wide variety of cultures, food, women and looser laws on personal freedoms. If you have the money you can live in some of the best cities in the world, on the coasts specifically the west and more so Cali
Christopher Jackson
middle america sucks dick. Do you guys even have Asian and Russian girls?
Christopher Nguyen
lol ok fatso
Julian Diaz
Top quality b8 m8, very nice.
Benjamin Ramirez
I work at a strip club in Las vegas as a barback. I'm pretty fit and everyone in my city is really fit. It was the same when I was living in LA. The fatties are in Trump states like Bama
Nathaniel White
lol ok fatso.
Alexander Wood
Good post
Alexander Torres
America is split by a line of shit people with little culture or contributions to the pie. Cali, NY, Boston, Seattle bring in the $ and culture, create the art and tech
Christopher Davis
states like 'bama are filled to the brim with fatass negroes, take a look at this bar chart
Ethan Adams
My asian girl has a fat ass
Elijah Bell
Added a base layer of white for clarity
Daniel Cooper
the whole states are generally worthless, black white mexican, im not picking on whites. The best parts of the south and middle america, the great north to a large extent too, is the natural beauty that they're distroying. The history, lessons learned from, etc. can be valuable but largely the people hold america back from embracing personal freedoms, economic freedoms, and financially
Xavier Campbell
you're pathetic and I'm white.
Caleb Rivera
>having to brag about your life on a samogitian tombstone forum
get your shit together and stop rationalizing your life choices to similar retards, retard.
Xavier Mitchell
Why is everything described in terms of hispanicness? Were Latinos the real master race all along?
Levi Edwards
boohoo, muh holy oppressed minorities
get the fuck out faggot
14/88
Jackson Hall
Geil Gitler
Kayden Nelson
Nonigger.jpg cali ny and boston coopt the culture.
Plus by cali u mean san fran no la i hope. Ur rationalizing powerful nation shaping cities through their own power and depth of influence. circular logic fag. Post a picture of ur gfs ass.
Jackson Roberts
Middle america is so obsessed with race. Google more IR porn and feed your subconscious self hate. White poeple who hate other races do so because their dick is small and they feel small inside. I fuck most other races, no need to hate on them, even the ones I wouldn't fuck
Camden Smith
It's always the bottom of the barrel whites clinging to white supremacy, they have nothing else to be proud of.