/brit/

got called a piece of shit in argos

I have.

Sort yourself out, stop being a manchild and get yourself some pussy

they can but it never happens

germans are weirdoes

no that's just a lie they tell virgins

Got called a nonce in Barnsley.

they can but if you have pissed since your last ejaculation, you will be fine

really sorry about your brain lad

What happened to that Greece lad? Quite liked him 2bh

The Yank and Canadian who keep bumping 190's failed thread on /sp/ are honourary Brits as far as I'm concerned.

This used to happen to me all the time

They could sense your virginity

periods seem grim

weird to think all girls go through them

>”recovery spending” (whatever the fuck that means)

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t. 190kg bastard

doing give a shit about your shit thread fuck off

got called antonio in the office

bigot

he's literally your largest cultural export right now

Doesn't even make sense. It's an anti 190 thread.

Fucking a girl on her period is a unique experience though

immensely happy that vietlad moved to Vietnam so he doesn't get confused for being another Canadian now
he must have been the only good Canadian poster, every other leaf flag post is absolute pig shite

wish Western countries would implement Chinese-tier surveillance that automatically names and publicly shames litterbugs

how's life under the rock?

On my way to work a woman asked ME for directions

She was an attractive Eastern European who was slightly taller than me
I ended up walking her part of the way to her destination

We didn't speak much on the way and it's really haunting me, what should I have said?
What questions would have been suitable to ask?
I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable

Bit weird of me to wear my hat throughout but whatever, I should just be happy that she probably asked me because I passed unless she was thirsty for non-white cock

'austerity'

what was that all about then?

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Yeah it's great, he was raging about it yesterday as well

Why are Americans so obsessed with black willies?

life goal is to run a business from funds of honest hard work with a qt wife with lots of kids lads

I'm not a man interested in getting rich by money, but rich in other ways

night cap before bed?

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don't care virgin

link

Yanks sitll arguing in the old thread

Reckon if anyone deserves cancer it's 190cm (children molested)

Having a wank

I’m just here to help you guys realize what you need to do to get laid
Take my advice or don’t, but if you don’t you can’t whine about being a PNVF

...

you what mate
you mean piss then have sex?

Got called a bender by a group a schoolgirls as their bus drove by

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could get behind this

ummmm sweaty canadians are actually honorary brits they aren't yanks okay

ah yes fucking an extremely slick hole that leaves burgundy uterine lining on your bellend and smells like copper
positively unique

once wore my ex gf's tights and used one of her toys on my bumhole

You lads coming to the /brit/ meetup in Hastings Ontario this weekend?

Just come back from the pub, Mum made a fish pie which doesnt look too nice, She will be well mad if i dont eat it.

I don't recall the captain from Police Academy ever saying that

>Clean your room and fuck her right in the pussy, bucko!

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Scrape it down the drain outside

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Women are vile. Give me a good ol cock any day of the week

cheers

if you have a dog can i walk it

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love tights

PNVF

imagine if a /brit/ meetup would take place and it was all canadians and yanks with one brit
how would that one brit feel

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on second thoughts, the Anglosphere countries are fucking cancerous

kinda wish I was a continental

what about a woman with a cock

yes, otherwise you will have semen in your pipes (potentially).

A lot of research leans to this

ive literally fucked a girl on her period without a condom, what a retarded post

How does a period work? Why doesn't the egg just decay after a few days, why doesn't the womb just have a permanent lining? I really don't understand what was intended here.

Ireland is not angloshpere and we're the best posters 'round here tbf

Probably like this thread

This would also be acceptable

couldnt think of anything better

would never shag a girl witout protection or some contraceptive

too risky ygm

honestly without me and my inane rambling /brit/ would fall apart

lol yes you are you English speaking runt.

whom is coming to the newcastle meetup tomorrow

(((they))) work in mysterious ways

he cute

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Sure buddy. If you really had and weren’t lying you wouldn’t need to break it down all scientifically. You would have just said you didn’t like the feeling. But you had to try and act all smart and outed yourself, better luck next time

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

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IUD is king fampai

god made eve from adam's rib so of course there were some issues including the new functionality

>Irish is the third most spoken language in Ireland, behind English and Polish

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>'austerity'

>what was that all about then?

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*enters thread*

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did you not learn about this in school?

I'm GONNA CUM, SAY IT FOR ME YOU SLUT LET ME BREXIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE

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well good thing I also speak polish then haha

runtus maximus

grim

card expired

see something new every time i watch this webm haha

America is unironically a cancer on this planet. Don't know why my fellow Yanks deny it.

Look who I ran into lads!

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absolute bear