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boys will be boys!

Poo bum nigger

oh my god the daily mail!

this but nonironically
nobody discusses history or anything irl, I feel like I waste my time reading history books sometimes

probably 38 or something like that

Can't wait lad

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sounds unbearable

As if Russel Howard wasn't a cheap comedian to begin with haha

Got more than enough time to sort myself out

>THE TORRIES THE TORRIES THE TOR-

>i'm sorry I'm going to have to stop you there we're running out of time

>David if you'd allow me to finish my sentence - THE TORRIES.

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stop smiling

wish she were married to me ahhhh

>books
Why don't you discuss your virginity with them instead lmao

>royal army
fuck off JF

if i join the army will i get to afghanistan

i was wrong
26 cutoff for officers and 32 for enlisted men
hold old are you?

>AND I SANG WITH ALL MY MIGHT
>SHE SAID
>TELL ME ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN, CHILD?
>AND I SAID
>MA'AM I AAAAAAAMMMMMMM TONIGHT

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That sketch was shite

So I am sat here playing Football Manager with a glass of red, pretending that I am drinking the wine with the opposing manager post-match.

Is that a bit aspey?

Pffff no they send the majority of troops to the middle of fucking nowhere to keep an eye on penguins n that you’ll be fine

bait

are we still at war in afghan?

probably a brit overseas
>666
fuck off satan

join the chair force lad, better in every way

plus you'll learn some skills that can be used irl, rather than just being cannon fodder, getting PTSD then being left to rot in the street

If the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting, and if the tories are serious about it then they'd tax the bankers the bonuses to 90%

Are you playing Football Manager 2018 do you like it?

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Don’t ever call me JF again you paki nonce, I specified because of my flag

It's Friday night and I'm posting on Jow Forums. Why do you think I would be smiling?

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/british-troops-could-way-afghanistan-nato-considers-mission/

more caskets draped in union jacks to prop up a dysfunctional western puppet regime
grim

I'll stop hating Tories when Theresa stops cutting the police force and turning London into a crime state

grow up

Oi.

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are you dressed in a suit?

>Don’t ever call me JF again you paki nonce, I specified because of my flag
They don't accept retards in the army. "Royal army". You're a JF at heart

Both my parents were in the Air Force and they said if I were to join a force it should be RAF. But I don’t know what I’m good at.
What jobs in the RAF are for brianlets?

IT WOZ THEM TORRIES WOT DONE IT

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next time my parents ask me what my plans are i might bring the army thing then
dunno what else to do desu
got a degree but idk if i'd make a good officer

bird with massive chebs kept eyeing me on the dance floor but left before I could make a move

>we ned da labor govament to give da police mo moneee
>mo monee to police = safe street!

keep dreaming

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NIGGAS IFFY, UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY, UH
GOT THE BLICKY, UH, DRUM, IT HOLDS FIFTY, UH
GOT ME, GOT ME, ULTRA
GOTTI GOT IT, UH
GOTTI GOT IT

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Black jeans, a shirt and tie and black jumper does the trick just fine

I don't want your body, but I hate to think about you with somebody else

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>Although all members of the British Army are expected to swear (or affirm) allegiance to Elizabeth II as their commander-in-chief,[7] the Bill of Rights of 1689 requires parliamentary consent for the Crown to maintain a peacetime standing army; hence the reason it is not called the "Royal Army".

interesting desu

that's a good point though, why isn't it called the royal army

probably not if you found your way into this website

Why is David Beckham so utterly fucking boring?

Piss off I’m a Lincoln yellow belly through and through. Got more english blood in my soft cock than the past 6 generations of your family. You know Lincolnshire is called bomber county because our planes kept the ruddy krauts from invading us.
You’re welcome.

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Well

Yeah that is how it basically works

But way to dumb it down

was once groped by a fat woman on a dance floor was deeply troubling

went on a racist rant just now but no-one heard it cause I'm alone and have no jaw

it's weird when your countries at war innit
i remember when hearing news reports about british soldiers being killed in iraq and afghanistan was like a normal thing

THE REASON for the British Army not having the prefix 'Royal' is because only certain regiments and corps are called 'Royal'. The prefix Royal before the title of a unit is considered an award in much the same way as a battle honour. The regiments with this prefix are entitled to wear the coveted blue facings on collar and cuffs on ceremonial scarlet tunics. There have been some notable exceptions, such as the East Kent Regiment (The Buffs) who refused the distinction as it would mean losing their famous buff facings.

UNLIKE the Army, the Navy has always been a single, national organisation. To defend his realm, Alfred the Great founded the English navy as a large but single unit. For his land forces, he relied on a number of armies supplied by the shires. thus, although not titled as such, the navy was truly 'Royal'. This pattern continued for centuries. The nobles had their own armies which were expected to rally round the sovereign in times of crisis. Indeed, the term 'The Army' did not come into use until the middle of the 17th century, by which time the Royal Navy had been established on a permanent basis for many years.

AND I HEARD EM SAY

You can still opt to be executed by firing squad in Utah, since the Mormon religion requires that all death sentences shed blood. Learned that today on Jow Forums.

yea Tony Pulis probably wears his track suit/ball cap to post-match wine and cheese

tbf May's a right runt

lisicki

I’ve kissed loads of fatties at the club

youtube.com/watch?v=PDbbJrK_dUM

women are so vapid and vain

see

buy-on ferry.... bryan ferry

Nightscape, ally law or Ryan Taylor

Pick one and only one

yo that's radical!

would be my first choice desu

When I was growing up we always ate our dinners together as a family and usually had at least two courses (generally a soup followed by a main course) plus a dessert. Felt weird later on when I learned it's apparently not the norm.

What was dinner like at your home lads?

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She'll be gone once Brexit goes through so Mogg or BoJo can take the reigns

they'll decide for you if you don't know, ideally choose something that could get you a commoner job too

my grandma was a radar operator during the war

thisPlus i think it's something to do with the old regimental system where individual officers would be given the right to raise regiments to serve in the army

Nothing special. You can get executed by a literal chimpanzee with a gun in most South American countries

Didn't do courses but always ate as a family.

Why don't pages buffer like they used to?

Even with bad connections nowadays, they still buffer- just not top down like they used.

Anyone know?

gf is getting annoyed that I've always been uncertain about us being forever together and my attitude of just "enjoying things in the present, go with the flow and see what happens in the future", she wants to know absolutely if we'll be together in the future because otherwise she feels like she's wasting her time

IM NOT A MAN
IM A MACHINE

Good lass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_Gini_coefficient#List_of_U.S._states_by_Gini_coefficient_of_income_inequality

Utah is ChristBol

Mogg's a pretty sensible and learned lad

red flag

>these adolescence feels
>this nostalgia
excellent edition

i'm tired of loving with no nobody to love

Yeah me too never heard of anyone botching a firing squad

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Used to eat infront of the telly then I eat in my room now, I can't stand the sound of people eating, can't go to a Christmas dinner or anything it drives me absolutely mad the disgusting sound of eating, I do have the 'tism though.

Em eye five are watching your screen

;_;7

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been single for a year next month

knew an English mormon girl in sixth form

she was very friendly

don't understand why any country/state that practices execution doesn't just do it this way

it seems so ridiculously practical and cost-efficient it beggars belief why employ any other method

plus theres just something really romantic about dying by firing squad 2bh so it even benefits the guy being executed