Culture Pals /cp/

Scam mastermind edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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Old:

who wants a brownie? :)

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looks good desu they arent home made though are they

What the fuck is Chuck E. Cheese?

Sure, I'll take a piece.

I want it!

I bought them at a bakery

It’s a place for children. It’s pretty a big indoor playground. There is tunnels for kids to run through, video games, and there is crappy food served so they can eat

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hahahh this can't be real

always me

Appearently it's an American family restaurant with fast-food, arcades and fun stuff for kids

im visitting my russian qt this summer and shes visitting me too
all thanks to one day that I still browsed Jow Forums and saw this thread

thanks guys, this general changes lives

How many warnings before getting banned from InterPals?

Yay! :D

How is this a crime, though? I get that he wasn't selling what he promised, but it's not his fault if the buyers are dumb.

False advertising

Cause he's black lmao

I'll trade a Stella for a brownie

It's a pizza buffet for kids. You eat pizza usually during a birthday party and play a ton of kid games with chucky coins and trade tickets in for toys. There's usually a dancing mouse walking around and dj'ing.

godspeed dutchbro

...

Mmmmmmmm

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>sent a massage because she's qt
>didn't see she's learning japanese

kill me

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Has Randy got a cute boyfriend to take care of him yet? :)

shes been around for ages

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Why are you trying to get his attention like that?

What did I miss

Wahey

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I don't mean to brag, but my dad would take me to super chuck-e-cheese. The tunnels covered half of the building an covered the entire ceiling.

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Come on, just 2 more!

Ez

anyone had interaction with Chinese people from that site? how are they?

Hello Randy-boo :)

That ashtray slipper though lmao

Post the nudes again

Yeah. Some are nice decent people, others are psychos

Damn that’s big

Hello, /DAVEKATE5

Ashtray slippers, best slippers!

It's going on 50-60 fags by this point

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That "made in China" label is a nice detail too

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>fags

that's a bit gay homosexual

Bit like you then haha

not even mad lmao

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We made it boys

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niggrook

You must have been using a water gun instead of actual pee in your pissing pic.
Great tower/10

The pissing pics weren't me senpai

>Great tower
Cheers

why use a flip flop for cigs?

>one night we all get very drunk
>wake up next day and slipper is full of cigs
>no sure if it was more or flatmates (probably flatmates since I don't smoke)
>it's now become de facto ash tray

I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU: I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but i DARE you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get :)

There's a hoe in your garden, mate

Good job

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>scamming is not a crime

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>in your garden
I'm on the second floor

I mean, it says he was selling on the streets ...

>get excited that someone is supporting belgian economy with their patrician beer selection
>notice the budweiser bottle
bin that shit and retake the picture

Thicc girls lives matter

Not mine it's the Kazakh flatmate's
I'm more supporting the British ale industry but Stella is good for a group gathering

B I G

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Keep working lad

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I lost my qt recently but all my past qts started talking to me again today

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sorry McBrah, didn't know she was your qt

btw I'm gay

me 2

oh ok

Randy, Randy, Randy :)
Come out of the closet! We will be very supportive of you :)

I'll support him

>qts
How many

>message a bunch of qts to replace my main qt who's clearly been losing interest
>underestimated the number of qts that would be interested
>now have to maintain contact on chat apps with several more qts than extrapolated
God fuck they're all so nice and gorgeous that I need to get a few of them to ghost me so I don't have to

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A US restaurant chain that sells horrifically bad pizza and has arcade games. There was a running joke on /v/ for a while regarding how you have to have a kid with you to eat there.

New York is weird. The police in my state would probably just chalk it up to his victims being fucking retarded.

Haven't still heard from her. I hope she is fine :(

>average female account views in 12 hours

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As Expected

Your country is considered an island paradise from what little they know about it. I live in Montana and chances are they think I live on a ranch and drive cattle all day while I'm not fucking around on the internet.

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it's a fake account anyway

people literally repeat this meme everywhere they go that NZ is literally paradise on Earth
it's not, we have poverty and crime and shit here too

also retarded asian cunts keep thinking im from Australia

That shit got started when people found out that Lord of the Rings was filmed there. So they think the whole thing looks like shire.

I've been on this website for 4 years and not even my total amount of views is half of that.

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Most of their accounts are fake too so keep your shit together. The Chinese ones are heavily photoshopped. They actually have a phone app in China specifically to make them look more like a K-pop star.

When somebody who's geographically ignorant thinks of South America they immediately think of Brazil. You get what you get.

when i used qtscript on a previous account i had 730 something views in 24 hours

chin up lad we're all gonna make it
it's usually the dumb Thais
i found the Chinese to be really nice when they weren't warping their photos to look like ET

>use qtcrawler
>99% of views are from white lusting non-whites
What's the point even

yuo r gril? or making a lesbian account again?

start BLEACHing brown qts i guess
most of sea is pretty ugly but there are some alright ones
up to my old tricks again yeah

Thailand is full of scammers. There are multiple youtube videos telling people who go to Thailand to be extremely weary of people who approach them with questions like-

>how long are you staying in Thailand?
>what part of the US are you from?
>what hotel are you staying at?

These questions seem relatively innocuous but in reality they're gauging how much time they have to scam you, how ignorant you are and how much money you have.

>brown
>qts

I might end up creating a female fake just to talk to guys since girls wont talk to me anymore

How ugly are you??

breh have you seen latinas
smart niggas talk to girls as a girl

Look at their mothers. That's what you're getting in ten years.

I'm average, but I used to have a better time a year or so ago. Now from 20 messages I get 2 replies at best, most wont even open it.

Girls dont wanna talk to other girls, unless they are lesbians. I'll try though.

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Maybe you come off gay to guys. Brazilian males are known for being gay on ip.

You can bet on that. Most my views are from guys, I had to go as far as blocking message from guys. Wouldn't mind talking but they want the D.

>Wouldn't mind talking but they want the D
time to be lesbian then.

This man deserves to go free and he deserves to keep every penny of real money that he made through his enterprise.

literally like a 1/4 of girls on IP seem to be bisexual
there's like a massive clique around it

You mean brute diamonds like this one?

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check her friends list and see other lesbians.

Gnight frens