/brit/

made some donairs

i do
but i have no job experience, almost never even get a reply, and at my age i feel like shit
at least at the jobcentre i'd get some money

awful

Ere dad

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Was obviously intended for

business idea: ban the internet

that's a lot of work for one person

Apply to be a school caretaker mate. Easiest job in the world, so easy all my coworkers were aged 45-65.
Don’t apply if you’re a ponce who has thin woman hands.

really wish the oneitis would have one of her 'panic attacks' when we are out so I can 'comfort' her

even the worst night out is better than this. deary me.

i take my rap music very seriously and i also took this comment with great offense

Remember, every single one of you is welcome in Australia for travel and residence. Come for the beach, stay for the toil

business idea: /brit/ goes ghost hunting

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>no experience
volunteer then
or do warehousing/supermarkets/call centres/similar no-experience-required jobs

ebin *upvotes*

Doubt it I’m a hard man with a criminal record.

the toil was ridiculous, overtime is the norm basically, 9-9pm is just a normal day(albeit you aren't actually working all the time, but looking busy is still surprisingly draining), leaving before the boss is frowned upon so everyone just twiddles their fingers until he leaves

Was a translator, majority jap company, fucking hate japs now lmao ironic isn't it

peng ting
would love a bitchy nerdy jew yank gf

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fuck off lefty mong australia for australians

considering coming down in a few months

based 9gag

made from cow
had to raise the cow, with love, kill the cow, cook the cow, scrape the meat off the cow, make the bread, make the sauce, and now
i can enjoy
the doner kebab

Secured another pint
think a fat bird on the dance floor wants my willy but shan't be making any effort with her unless she pounces on me

Thought that was still a requirement

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>fucking hate japs now lmao ironic isn't it
Hope all the yellow fever weeb runts ho to japan for a while and come back once they realise it’s shite

any gamers in?
what're you gaming?

>fucking hate japs now lmao ironic isn't it

Not as ironic as you might imagine. I came to hate the Russkis, but I'm still pretty positive about the Krauts.

>majority jap company
alri Softbank la

Is there any place in Europe, where there are no such shits of autumn and winter and that is hot and warm all year round?

I'M NOT MAN

I'M NOT DUDE

I AM OFFICER RIVIERI

hate indians

tenerife

the virgin Drake
the chad Josh

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she looks a lot like aly raisman

might play mgs1

die

*walls you up in my wine cellar for undefined insults*

Aye lad, Andalusia. With your swarthy complexion you’ll fit right in.

you aight white boy

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the classic fold your arms trick

pathetic wh*Toids

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Found out my dad was a nonce when I was about 11 years old and I found some dodgy searches on Limewire on the family PC, but didn't tell anybody about it because I was too scared of disrupting things so much. Fast forward more than ten years and he's getting arrested by the local rozzers, his name is splashed across the front pages of the local news bringing huge shame on the family, resulting in several family members becoming traumatised and mentally ill and one almost committing suicide. Family now completely fractured, family home sold, and have no more connection to the hometown that I used to love.

Don't really blame myself for not speaking up because I was only a confused kid, but sometimes I really wish I'd acted differently haha

I still don't understand this image at all. The people who hate those things wouldn't blame foreigners in the first place, it makes no sense.

working on it, might be done in 60 years, mister reddit spacing

Dude just let us invade and steal your land already lmao

Barnsley

Skyrim going for all cheevos

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ay yo, dis cracka finna boutta get cucked on

>volunteer then
i don't get paid for that though
i've applied for warehouse stuff before and had one interview but they turned me down
thought call centres/retail wanted experience

Who'd he nonce la' ? or was it just the pictures

>Costa A.
Sounds like a facking forener to me

Just the pictures (and videos) as far as I'm aware

who'da thunk it

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night lads

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just kidding la

youtu.be/w3PX267adKs

having dirty fantasies about a cartoon dingo again
at least it's a girl dingo

I basically look for places in Europe, where the leaves are always green all year round, and where it is totally impossible to see a snowflake

fat bird is gagging for me, glancing over every two seconds

dunno how to approach this situation so might just leave

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>bbc.co.uk/news/stories-43956366
>'I'm sad that I didn't have sex until I was 37'

>I remained a virgin until my late 30s. I have no idea how unusual that is but I experienced a sense of shame, and I felt stigmatised.

I read this article at work and and decided to compare it with my own existence

>If I saw somebody who I fancied, I didn't feel any excitement or pleasure - instead, my instant reaction was one of sadness and depression. I had a sense of hopelessness about it all.

Any remotely attractive woman excites me and the hottest ones have me touching myself and talking about their nails and hair and making sexual comments and making it obvious I want to shag them

>It might have been a defence mechanism on my part, but I developed a deep feeling that it might be wrong to approach women and that it might be an imposition on them. I was certainly never going to be that guy who "used" women.

I don't care about most of them and openly ignore less attractive women who show genuine interest in favour of the most shallow retard whore who is hot

>I often became friends with women I was attracted to. I'm sure many of them were completely unaware of my romantic feelings

Every female friend I have is only a friend because they're fat or ugly and they never rejected or called me a creepy cunt

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when did this sort of thing become a gimmick

>out for dinner with 3 m8s
>only one without a gf but anyway..
>all order steaks
>they order rare
>I order medium (fite me)
>sitting around waiting and talking the usual shite
>all steaks arrive at our table at the same time

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cracker nigger

he just says what we're all thinking

LOVE this post

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when i was little i had a crush on the pink butterfree in that pokemon episode

Well you're a cheap cunt so you might as well get some free drinks out of her

it's saying that the things it's responsible for (Trump, Brexit) often blame immigrants for the problems of itself

dumb gimmick

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i really miss secondary school. used to laugh basically everyday with my friends but now I'm just bored with my life.

Whats with the cancerposts lads?

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just watched a french film called The Young Karl Marx at a local film theatre
worst movie i've seen in years and it's not even due to the politics

don't miss secondary but do regret taking a gap year and doing literally nothing on it
not even a tarquin, i just stayed in my room for a year before finally getting around to UCAS

Don't care about more drinks, won't be staying much longer
Just want a cheeky snog and I know I could, just don't have the balls to initiate

any gang weed man in

Miss secondary school because I never realised how many girls wanted my dick. I was well informed after the fact that it was several. Shame I turned out gay.

It’s what we’re all thinking

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gamers rise up bitch

i want to feed small cubes of sugar to zuckerberg while making kissing sounds with my mouth

(you're alright 2bqh)
You seem to be lost. This is /brit/ - for British posters.

whats the best movie

i did the same thing. gap year was one of the most depressing experiences of my life. made me feel like such a loser.

Hel hetlar

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