Hey, pssst, user, could you please fix my computer, it is not working. Pleeeeease

>Hey, pssst, user, could you please fix my computer, it is not working. Pleeeeease

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that's a typewriter you silly cunt

>typewriter
that's a printer

>oh, poor girl has lost it
Don't worry honey, I'll fix it.

delete system32

it's called a teletype morons

Teletubby what?

you mean a telephone?

wtf its called a desk u dumbfuck

>wearing shoes indoor on carpet

Take your fucking shoes off and clean up the fucking mess you've left on the floor while I go sort your fuckery out.

> not recognising a teleprompter
Is everyone itt a brainlet?

>Hey, pssst, user, could you please fix my city, it is not working. Pleeeeease
>Ah btw my city is Naples

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not until you're running 100% free/libre software under GNU/Linux you dumb whore

thats a woman you god damn cunts,jesus

I'm gay, sorry.

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kek how old are you ? 35 ?

>user, IF YOU WON'T HELP ME, I'LL ASK CHAD, HE IS NICE GUY!

"No".

what's wrong with Naples?

are you sure it's plugged to a power source?

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y-y-ou too

>Hi this is Dave from IT. What seems to be the problem?