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Remember: Australia is my land, Australia is your land. Welcome, friends.

nothing i could've done, so it doesn't matter

Friend is moaning to me on Steam because his (smoking hot) 18 year old sister (he's 27) is finished with her exams and crashed at his flat with a group of female friends for the weekend. He says they're partying hard in his living room so he "can't play vidya in peace".

I told him to leave his fucking room and join the girls, maybe try some moves on them, and he told me to stop being a pervo creep.

Is he a lost cause lads?

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ive seen enough border patrol australia to know this isnt the case

sounds like you'll be safe and sound then

>no i literally get autismbux, go to a centre to confirm my mental illness every so often
if i'm on ssris could i get that or not?

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>Trump is making America look bad on the world stage
From my observation, the rest of the world are fucking their own shit up with mass immigration of third world savages whilst locking up their own people for making a joke on Twitter. Don't think I give too much of a shit what they think. They can go fuck themselves.

Teenage love is one thing i regret not experiencing although there was only one girl in my entire teens I had a shot with and I was convinced she liked my friend

Fucking hell didn’t mean to post that here.

inceldom is the response to radical leftest feminism.

This movie was such shit, first sign that Snyder was a hack.

>Is he a lost cause lads?
yes
he's a bonafide certified virginoidal freakazoid

Don’t like gypsies

i've been awake literally all night doing coke and it's fine but i had a massive argument with my manager at work yesterday and it's really killed my buzz it's all i can think about. I stay awake for 2 days straight doing coke and drinking tons of cans of lager and drive anyway without even thinking about it had police cars behind me for miles and miles and never stopped me once. Always check the headlights and rear bulbs though lad driving perfectly whilst fucked then go on adultwork and find the fattest crackwhore i can find and pay her £50 to play with my useless coke dick for 20 minutes until i finally get hard for 5 minutes

fascinating...

GF just popped a pimple next to my nose then hugged me and kissed my cheek

Absolute state.

too late for that. The answer is yes you creep

>Rectal exam asmr's exist
Oh yes

tfw no gf is flaring up

might have to go to the hospital

quintessential virgin freak soyboy post
there is literally nothing wrong with sexual assaulting birds

toil on monday and tuesday

When did you go to germany?

Who else /inheritedapropertyandwillneverneedamortgage/ here?

(thanks nan!)

i dunno feel like theres something a bit off about sexual assault

are you cokelad with a german flag or a german cokelad

not cokemong but I've also drove drunk and coked up with police following me and got away with it

Alri lads going to the gym.

It's leg day.

how much hair on the shaft is too much hair on the shaft

poo willy

it's the regular kraut sad act reposting a cokemong post

fuck off literal millionaire

absolute state of the german posting bent mongs

had too much hummus

never really got it to be honest

ahahaha

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drinking some chocolate melk

Remember the good times before climate change was invented

I know a Scottish breakfast is just a full English with added haggis but what's a full Irish breakfast? I'm guessing a similar thing

didnt get a house but i inherited some wicked tin whistle and a stuffed curled up cat

just an empty plate

no hash brown or any other 'to

Honestly they wonder why people are having less sex. I know I'll be called a normie twat but I had a fair few one night stands in my student days, now though, if I was ever propositioned by a drunk girl I'd say no no matter what. I won't risk derailing my entire life (social and professional) based on whether or not she regrets it in the morning.

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gonna bring up the jobcentre with my so called "dad"
feel like shit

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commit shameful sexual misconduct against myself every single day and I've never had any complaints

sausages rashers egg black and white pudding beans

chuckled but if you were to mock the famine in my presence your jaw would enter another dimension

a fishing hook and no potatoes

Reckon hitchhicking from NY to LA is going to be a good gimmick

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I was going to but then Dad got remarried haha

>women attending uni

lmao

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yeah uni is like 60% female

I made fun of the famine in front of someone with irish ancestors. She went ballistic at me haha

Lee harvey O S W A L D
heard he was a fan of of pink F L O Y D
ask F L O Y D about O S W A L D retard

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my mate hitchhiked through kosovo and albania the madman

dude im irish

Mum said she wants me to enjoy my inheritance tax free and while she can see me benefit from it so she's gunna remortgage the house and give me a fuck tonne of money (meaning I'll inherit debt + a house and have to sell it to pay it off, thereby having a tiny inheritance). Just gunna use it to buy a house though.

was in the line at the pharmacy and this boomer turns to me and points at the tabloids and starts talking about how theyre all a crock of shit, yet sell millions of copies
then he turns to the cashier and spends 20 bucks on lottery tickets
fucking boomers man

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haha micks chuckin a spaz

on the verge of death

Told my dad about the [shit] job I got today and he was very disappointed, even told me to not bother but i need the money.

2bh if he couldnt be bothered to raise me properly when I was a kid I dont see why I should be bothered with what he says as an adult

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>teehee im irish btw ::v

And That's A Good Thing

>2bh if he couldnt be bothered to raise me properly when I was a kid I dont see why I should be bothered with what he says as an adult
fair enough innit
why's he discouraging you from a job in the first place?

Sounds grim.

Nothing like sitting in your conservatory and looking at old photos of your great-granddad sitting in the same conservatory.

hel hitlar

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what job?

nonce hunters bait boy

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no one hitchhikes anymore at least not on the east coast

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>my best mate's girlfriend is like 1/16th Jewish on her mothers side
>she brings up that she's Jewish while he has the lads round after hearing a jew joke get told
>he tells her in front of all our school mates he wished Hitler finished the fucking job on her family so he wouldn't have to hear her bring it up every 5 seconds

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what the fuck possessed her to do this

my friend used to hitchhike a lot in northern new england

holly willoughby
more like holly wouldberry

back at the hostel
there's a fit Latino bird in the bed directly above me that I'm tempted to rape
sniffed her knickers earlier

my friend used to rape children

do what this lad did

youtube.com/watch?v=sWKuCBZBPIw

is he in prison?

bucket fundraising

Just doesnt see it as real work. Guess he wants me to do something 'proper'

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>freighthopping
really good way to get killed/arrested

how bad does it look on my cv if i've not had a job and finished uni last july

We had a talk about it first. Personally I told her I don't have any sentimental attachment to the home, it isn't a family home, moved here at 8 years old from another part of the country where I was born etc. Holds a lot of really good memories, and I'd miss it for sure, but life moves on and I'll certainly nor hold my mum hostage, I know she wants to remortgage the place and downsize to a smaller house now I've moved out and my sister is about to move too, there's be enough cash left over for her to have a lot of fun in retirement and me and my sister get a good 30%+ house deposit down on our own family homes.

Was uch more sad when my grand parents sold their house to move to spain though. My grandfather and my nan's father (his father in law) built that house with their own two hands for my Nan's wedding present in like the 40s or 50s. Live in it ever since raised all their kids and all the Grandkids there but I'm sure they'll enjoy their 80s in spain over rural britain.

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literally a poor mans rachel riley

Not bad at all if you can explain the time (say you did a post uni gap yah)

just say you were travelling holy shit
overthinking things like this will be your downfall

more jobs than i've had lad
just applied for about 15 in the past 30 mins and doubt i'll hear anything back
even asked my cousin who left school with about 6 gcses and has a job if he knows if any are going around

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