Your cunt has just been annexed as the 51st state of America. How does this make you feel?

Your cunt has just been annexed as the 51st state of America. How does this make you feel?

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Should have done it ages ago.

Start weed legalization company

Doesn't work since giving the Philippines independence after it was ruled functional enough was the plan

Thank doge that we have finally been liberated from the EU.

It's been happening for decades. Why not just make it official.

>Russia joins the US
>it's only the third largest state economy within the US

more taxes no way

Independence was a mistake tb.h. Too many backstabbing and disagreement between ethnic groups prevents us from ever forming a functional government.

if you genocide the english then we're good

>Your cunt has just been annexed as the 51st state of America. How does this make you feel?
wew
werent we aneexed before?

>Russia joins the US
>we rename them "West Alaska" just to fuck with them

yay guns

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We'd probably split them into states along these borders
Polk wanted to annex the entire country but the North objected because they wanted to legalize slavery in Mexico

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make me feel like i need to clean my akm and buy some fertilizer

Why not not do that and just move to Detroit with your Iraqi brothers?

i would if i opted for peace, but i won't
you're pieces of shit and sharing a planet with you is disgusting enough let alone sharing a country

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Sorry user the South tried that once and it didn't work out so well for them

Sounds like you really hate America. We should probably lock you up to make sure you don't join an insurgency or something.

Bad. I'm against socialist policies such as annexation. I'm all in favor of most secessionist movements to make the world a more competitive and thriving place

you can try.

Makes me feel like winning a guerilla war and smashing mutt skulls

hahahaha we carpet bombed and destabilized your entire country LMAO

I no longer love the swiss

you're aware of general world events and have an urge to state them i see

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Iraqi TV must be fucking gold

Well,we got no culture and no real identity,so...sure i think germany could become a more intressting place.
In my opinion germany could only Profit from that usez.

>rename them "West Alaska" just to fuck with them
Why would that bother them remotely?
Are you mentally handicapped?

this is leb actually

it's nothing personnel

Because Russians have a deep and respected history, such as being brutally raped by the mongols for over a century

Not really but even if they did what would that have to do with Alaska you retarded shartgoblin?

>having a negative iq
It’s not being called alaska, it’s the fact that they wouldn’t be called russia anymore

Good luck managing this shithole, fellow mutt.

You would have been impossible to govern, though.

No managing. Only firebombs.

And bunda of course

You can't. Now I have constitutional rights. Gimme my M16, by the way.

Well in that you are very experienced :DD

Goverment doesn’t care about constitutional rights. Now bend over, spread your cheeks, and lift your sack.

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Ain't no c*Mmie gonna violate muh constitutional right. I'm gonna shoot ya anyone who breaks into my land ya kno.

Things would probably be better right now.
Australias gone to shit

You lads would be like a whiter California with a more pleasant accent

Ohh ha-ha I see how clever
Your humor is shit
And so are you

>taking that long to get an easily understandable joke
Not the one that made the joke but you really are an idiot

>being too dumb for sarcasm
Americans everybody

Look at all those responses about how Russia will somehow dislike being called West Alaska because they dislike Alaska
What a fucking moron

>still denying that he said something retarded and trying to blame someone else for his inadequacy
Sad!

Reply to the OP joke and I’ll screencap.

Alaska was a Russian territory that they themselves named.
I seriously doubt they would mind being called that.

Ask a Russian person
Anyways, it was a joke. You guys are taking it too seriously

I was just making a point that his joke was shit and that Alaska is a particularly bad example.

>backtracking instead of admitting you were stupid and wrong
Ok bud

I don't know, will Japanese male be forced to be feminized and serve American cock? If that is so it's good

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Wtf I love america now

This is the ideal scenario, state sponsored feminization and an agency to distribute Japanese fembois to horny Americans

You’re homosexual
So are you

I welcome our American overlords.

j..Japan has already...

We already are a puppet so nothing changes