What's the surprise?

Sounds like a shit dad.

That European chocolate tastes like shit.

a fun little yellow capsule inside containing instructions and a toy you assemble

It could be a rocket ship, a car, maybe a fancy house!

sounds like a proper dad, not like your soydad

>americans
How did it all go so wrong?

The toys from kinder surprise used to be so good

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I remember being envious of kinder eggs as a kid only to be disappointed that the "toys" were almost always stickers or cardboard cutouts or something. You'd probably get something better from a shitty grocery store capsule machine.

Seem kind of lame desu

I can smell your envy from here

Can't really be envious over something you never knew that existed until recently

Hey I had those
You can't be less than 25yo

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People give Americans a lot of shit for this, but a law against having inedible objects inside of a foodstuff does sound like common sense in a general sense.

This shit is way too expensive.
Maybe it was cheaper when I was younger, but these days you could get a 0.5 l Coke for the same price.

>Americans don't have regulations for some things
>lol look how they get taken advantage of
>Americans have regulations for some things
>lol look how cucked they are
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT US TO DO

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The surprise is that Americans are dumb enough to do this.
Actually, that's not surprising at all.

I know. What happened to the nice old hand painted figures?

getting choked instead of getting shot

Kek

It wasn't like that in my childhood.

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Damm, I remember buying these and specifically getting number 5 in a nurse costume and in a construction worker costume, which I then gave to my nurse mom and my welder dad

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;_;

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oh shit

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>those are illegal
My sides

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I had #1,4,8 and 9 :DD

>yeah what the fuck
why are american kids so fucking uneducated

had about half from each of those set

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>the wrapping paper in the background
we
were

i member

Got the welder back in kindergarten

>brand named Kinder
>everyone thinks it's a german brand
>it's actually italian

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I still got a buch of them at home.
Pic related

Forgot pic

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I had almost all of these

I collected the crocs

>WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT US TO DO
To care about our opinions

>THOSE R ILLEGUL
>that kid saying what the fuck
I expected at least some reaction from the adults, if I swore in front of my parents they'd still slap me (I'm 26yo)

Just purge amerikkka

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lmao fuckin manchildren

it's banned because Americans are morons youtube.com/watch?v=B66H_hSZ_m8