>wake up
>you are now the absolute king of your country
What do you do/change?
Wake up
Nicholas Sullivan
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Jason Gray
give myself a gf
Gabriel Ward
Give loads of money to Québec.
Aiden Jenkins
Steal all the money
change name/face with cosmetic surgery and flee to some south american country
spend the rest of my days doing coke and fucking fat bunda latinas
Robert Scott
Russia's so corrupt that you could do all of that anyway and still be leader.
Robert Ross
Yeah, but I wanna live in some place with nice climate and fat bundas. Here girls not thick enough.
Cameron Cook
Why would you steal money from your own country? Our King has billions and doesn't pay taxes over it. And he receives extra millions every year.
Why would you flee if you're the King? Laws don't even apply to the Dutch king.
Typical Russian thinking.
David Harris
>ban trans fat and HFCS
>mandatory 2 hours/week of weight training and 30 minutes of running every day
>increase taxes, nationalize healthcare and education
>break up the Republican and Democratic parties
>break up the ISPs
>focus on developing renewable energy sources
>start a government provided partner (gf/bf) program which matches you on an objective attractiveness scale
>racemixing programs in the Southwest and California to genetically integrate the Hispanics
Joseph Lee
There's a limit to everyone's patience. And I remember what happened to our previous king (and his entire family)
Lincoln Jones
Our King walled off a piece of a Greek beach and build a house there, while it was illegal for Greeks to build on the beach and it was supposed to be a public beach.
Too bad Greeks.
David Cox
Give back my title to Macron
>s-sorry dear leader I didn't mean to
Michael Wright
lose my virginity
Kayden Butler
Every big booty girl must sit on my face if I request
Aaron Green
Deport poopieskins obviously. Unless they are from within the (former) Kingdom.
Ethan Garcia
REMOVE JE- er, "SPECIAL INTERESTS"
The rest I'll work out with a group of advisers that I choose.
And then bomb Commiefornia.
Juan Phillips
abdicate in favor of representative democracy and republican values of responsible government
Jonathan Mitchell
1. change the way the election system works
2. resign
Adrian Ortiz
1) Bring me the virgins.
Ian Walker
Some stuff and things.
Robert Russell
Ban n*groids
Ban fat people
Build a wall
Destroy Isreal
Get an emotionally unstable high school scene gf that likes to dress up in skimpy goth outfits
Bentley Nelson
Actually... everyone on Jow Forums gets an emotionally unstable high school GF
Charles Sanders
Snort coke and fuck hookers so I guess I should legalize those
Kayden Nguyen
Execute the Royal Family
Ban Christmas and dancing
Conquer Ireland
Ayden Torres
Deport cr*ollos to Syria
Purge socialists/commies, Nazi larpers and other kinds of leftists
Burn pagan wewuzzers and muslims at the stake.
Kick American saboteurs out
Ban An*me and weeaboos
and so on and so forth, since I have no mundane interests, only the best for my realm in mind
Tyler Watson
I want a surgeon gf could you get me a surgeon gf king
Owen Baker
No too much work to hear everyone's ideas, one gf fits all be happy with what you get
Lincoln Young
but you’ve already heard mine king
Joshua Wright
Honestly not much, I'd unfuck the NBN, order some decent infrastructure built, legalise pot and then build a statue to myself and retire. Australia isn't really a country that needs a lot of ruling.
Maybe I'd have Rupert Murdoch and a few telstra executives killed as well, for some payback.
Jason Brooks
Every neighborhood block has a big trough that men would go to ejaculate in (this trough would somehow be maintained in a way that could support the hundreds of liters of semen).
Women from the neighborhood would bathe themselves one at a time inside the trough during ovulation, and the pregnancy that would occur would result in an unknown father. The babies that would result from these bathings would be known as "The Children of the Trough", and would receive the love and care of the entire neighborhood.
The children would be raised not according the birth, for all would be equal, and no woman would have to raise a baby by herself, for it belongs to the neighborhood.
Landon Green
Commie bastard
Is that your fetish?
Ian White
Forgot to add, I'll found a new public holiday in my name as well. You can never have too many of those.
Gavin Green
Yes. Unfortunately, it doesn't work in reality. Different males' semen attacks eachother the moment they come in contact. I actually tried this with three other people (we each gave some of our own semen) and we took the microscope and you could watch the spermatozoa battle...
We held bets!
Isaiah Clark
i. Enshrine freedom of speech
ii. Expel the Jews
iii. Expel the Nogs
iv. Repeal income taxation
v. Allow disinheritance of degenerates by law
Michael Roberts
>Conquer Ireland
I'd root for the paddies 2bh
Hudson Howard
1. Get money
2. Get the fuck out
Evan Perry
>lower taxes
>redesign the regional administration system, make it a federation like pic related
>revitalize the economy, lower taxes on businesses and autonomous workers
>promote local businessses, stop relying on tourism
Kayden Watson
Nuke the Chinese and intentionally provoke ww3 with the Russians.
Cameron Barnes
Invade and annex Slovakia and Transcarpathia
Easton James
Leave Russia alone
Dominic Wilson
>you will leave to see america and russia nuked
greatest feel
Elijah Miller
If Russia is nuked then we have a new migrant crisis