At what point does the rope become viable?

>be 28
>apply for every minimum wage job in town
>7 months unemployed
>live off around $2 a day, $60-70 a month
>savings gone
>had to sell what little crypto on hand
I cant even move in with my parents anymore now theyve downsized to a little house.
I'm trying so fucking hard to do what I can, I get up every day and exercise, I share a place with a friend to keep outgoings near nil, I'm polite to everyone. All I've done since September is work about a weeks worth of days, being on call doing cleaning work at a racecourse when other people phone in sick.

At what point does the value proposition in the rope become viable? Do I need to rack up huge debts first? Criminal activity?

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How the fuck does one fail to get a minimum wage job?

your parents sound like decent people, i don't think you should ruin their lives by killing yourself
>t. also staying alive entirely because I don't want to disappoint my family

Arent you white or at least a local?

I enjoyed two yeats neet and simply stayed home and fapped.
I loved it.
Im now working blue collar and earn 37 an hour.

Sadly theres a whole city full of people scrambling for the same shit work, even the covering work I do at the track sweeping up cigarettes and bits of paper has a couple of hundred people behind me desperate to do it.

There must be millions like this.

I'm about as white as it gets, hasnt really helped me get even a fast food job.
What do you do?

Time to join the Army, son

Assembly technician or whatever
Fun job. Assemble shit together with a big nice team.
Compared to the white collar job i had before neeting the people are so much more open and alive. Day 1 someone just told me how he hates niggers. I knew i was going to like this place

Rob a bank? Or maybe a jewel heist? Or perhaps you can go on the internet and find a job in another part of the country...Or an old lady and fuck her and take her money when she dies. Maybe go to a temp agency to get your foot in the door somewhere? Or just give up and kill yourself. But if u kill yourself u might as well try to a bank and do it in the midst of a failed robbery. At least then you would have some what of a real reason

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That shit looks disgusting