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up early innit
that middle finger looks like an erect cock
post yours x
This looks like it hasn't been cleaned since it rolled off the factory floor
This is the sound I made when I saw this:
PHWOAAAAR
back from the 2 day janny imposed exile lads
what have you learned
Chinese are animals my man
awesomesauce with a side of coolbeans
bit gay
dumb frogposter
nothing
that the janny is a virgin who eats hot-pockets
hangzhou lad?
wypipo don't even beat they kids
Not all of them
alri?
Lads/Ladettes
So I've finished all my exams.
Results come out June 15th.
Fucking guy is saying I have to stay to collect them in person.
That means staying in this third world country (Birmingham) for a whole five weeks doing FUCK ALL whilst my beautiful home is miles away.
Not to mention the fact I hate my flatmates.
Did this happen to any of you or is Birmingham unique?
cyberpunk
never stepped foot in Birmingham
Why is this CHOON so BASED?
And this isn't even the most cyberpunk city (Shenzhen)
teach us a thai phrase
holy peng
Just get the train or coach
may we discuss the terrone and why hes extremely cool and the best /brit/ personality?
>Not all of them
Why are immigrants to the n°1 highest GDP by PPP country in the world always so cocky ?
gong suy chan, kappa chemo
Someone PLEASE post a picture of their cock
You'd love that wouldn't you?
Every country has shit people Zhang-Paul
moving to beijing to be with mah gurl in september
what am i in for?
Don't really care what method you use to get there
checked
My review of Birmingham:
Pakis/Indians are nicer.
White people are ruder.
Black people are the same.
(Compared to London)
justice ting
love the modern Chinese aesthetic
#FreeDank
getting my daily dose of thailad and bruce lads
>moving to beijing to be with mah gurl in september
>what am i in for?
haha i do look like that
how did you know it was me?
most cyberpunk city is chongqing
"skeptic"
what does that make the anti-skeptic? skeptic skeptics?
i was there
bhat means dollar
Think my mum and dad are doing anal I haven't heard her moan this loud in a long time, and it is their anniversary
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feel like pure shit
im up to 19 bans now
after the 50th janny permabans you
makes you skepta
no light
Pollution
Disgustingly cold winters
Boiling summers
If you go to markets and don't 说 the 普通话 expect to pay the foreigner tax
Needing your passport to do basic things like getting a SIM and getting the train
Going to have to disagree with you there pal
How many times do you wank a day lads?
I do it once every 2 days.
Back in my teenage years I used to do it three times a day but now I don't give a shit.
please delete this post
is this true? thailad?
Many of them are though. Even the well-meaning ones. So many eat with their mouth open. Even my gf, despite me training her for months
ive never been (justly) banned
have you seen the YOU NO MAN, YOU A RADYBOY webum
i can just get the missus to speak the putonghua for me desu ne
yellow fever freak
love to stick my putonghua up her desu
Maybe you should stop acting like a pillock then
I've been on Jow Forums for yonks and only ever been (justly) banned twice
So you're going to sit inside all day whilst she's at work?
provoking the one who does it for free is too much fun
Americans have DOWN SYNDROME
oh-oh-ohhhhhh
little china lad
the only time ive ever been banned from Jow Forums was for posting a racebaiting thread on Jow Forums
i just love my gf :)
(and all other east asian women they are superior to degen western whores fuck white bitches i would but i cant)
might share this stream with my dad once he gets done fucking my mum's arse
curious to how you two met
having a fobby asian gf is basically the same thing as being a virgin freak
haha nah i'll be teaching english somewhere i think
love being catholic lads
you can go to confession and every week is a new beginning
once got banned for a month for making one (O-N-E) "easter?" thread
left Jow Forums for that entire summer after that
i alternate between bullying lisicki and defending him depending on how i feel
>Teaching English
Glad I've not reached a point in my life where I've genuinely considered teaching English
i've had white gfs and stuff i just really like a girl stop making it a race issue
drinking pimms
willing to teach anyone here english
>drinking pimms
>Alcohol content: 25%
wahey yeah it's not ideal but i don't speak mandarin so architects don't wanna give me a job
once in a blue moon he makes a good point that goes against what everyone else is saying and ill back him up
but most of the time i just say "kill yourself"
my pet rock is VERY FUCKING ANGRY
bloind layding thi bloind
bastards
That's why you work for an international firm and get a personal assistant
You could go to Tsinghua or Peking and do a semester long mandarin course
not a race issue
cultural one
the fact that you are dating a literal foreigner while living in your home country disgusts me
not to mention the fact that you are abandoning britain to move to some dystopic carcinogenic east asian shithole to please her
why did the duck get shot?
cos it was peking out from the bush
uppity mulatto living in Quebec
Lil Tay is based
she cute