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>a few 100gs of spinach
>easy
LOL
Ate nothing but steak for a week and had no problems shitting
cara
srsly
there is milk inn bread
Eat beans and rice often because gf and I are lazy dunces
just ate a few HUNDRED grams of spinach
Fish and chips for dindins
yes
WHO MADE THIS
una Brasilia mutuo delicia jajajajaj
idiot
>thailad's datafarming monthly
no no, you go outside now
both the love interests messaged me first today lads
Very irresponsible to be broadcasting /brit/ directly into the Google AI's servers
Americans put sugar in their bread, when I went to America I brought some hot dog buns and a normal loaf and I couldn't eat it it was so sweet, absolutely abhorrent.
What's hard about eating an extra side of spinach with lunch?
idiot
need a pregnant gf
>Mum: Happy birthday son
>Gran: Happy birthday sonny
hate pooping
sometimes go an entire day without defecating
never shit more than once in a day
crapping is my least favourite bodily function, after vomiting
Do you think 300g of spinach is a 'side'?
Why are read and read spelled the same lads
Why is read the past tense form of read
american culture is by far the best on the planet
Basically you're fucking dumb
doing the macarena and crying loudly
To be exact it's 150g of Spinach. Just had to check the bag. Not sure if you could do with less as well.
a) spinach tastes like doodoo
1) first world countries don't use grams so idk wtf ur chattin
It's 150g.
Can't say I'm a fan of Thailad's thread
Nonce can't even remember Gary the Goat's name (RIP Gary)
all first world countries use grams
F
>spinach tastes like doodoo
Do you even know how to eat? You don't eat it alone. You eat it with whatever else is on your plate. It goes well with any meat.
idiot
If you're so very good-looking why do you sleep alone tonight ?
Love steamed spinach with a bit of garlic
wish putin was my dad
white bread with peanut butter is basically a dessert I love it
muh childhood
idiot
I eat spinach alone often
Same with kale
Love raw spinach and kale
because women are shallow and cruel
sent that line to a girl once she liked it
moron
unironically eat spinach all the time. eat alot of stews so I just chuck a load of it in and I barely even know its in there cause it basically melts into it
how do i make up more excuses to buy her loads of expensive shoes and clothes and lick the soles of her shoes and beg for her to spit on me
why
Good lad
Love spinach because of Popeye
That's also what I do.
ask her to peg you
everything after that is tame
turt looks like a serial killer with a buzzcut
idiot
>turtle in a turtleneck
now show us your willy
gf is snoring again
want to throw a pillow at her
I love cock
ava...
legitimate idiot
Gary the GOAT? Gary Glitter?
>it basically melts
are you literally saying spinach melts?
go lick thailads nuts
WOAH mama
>Litchrilly
Why the FUCK do Brits do this
girls like the caveman serial killer phenotype
LOVE waking up early on the weekend without a hangover
I'd let him kill me
Brekkie
>gf
you don't look hard
you look like someone that got rejected from the military on psychological grounds and then became a security guard before committing a murder suicide in frustration
WHERE'S THE SPINACH
Love waking up at 11 am on weekends with an awful hangover
wilt is perhaps the word I was looking for but its early and I literally haven't even woken up yet and am dreampostiing
lmao was listening to this earlier
whacked out the saosin after
Can barely hear Thailad speak over the snoring
not a serial killer then is it
this spacker gets hundreds of letters from young women
I WOULD FIND A WAY WITHOUT
Not what I mean I mean the femoid on the couch next to me
all runts
when did normie replace normalfag
When Reddit got a hold of it
>unknown
does your immigration department not record where they're coming from?
you ever play def jam ffny
anonmong is here
one of the love interests sent me an unfunny meme
not sure how to respond
You're not obliged to disclose nationality
Is Tismulatto here?
Best thing to do in San Andreas was jump vehicles off the top of mountain
what meme?
call her a normalfag
hit her with a powerful neg
For me it's the collarbone