>parents watch american movies too much
>give you the name Kevin
>mfw
Parents watch american movies too much
Keith is worse.
Arrête de te moquer de ton ami Kévin, Jordan.
>Getting the frogs to bully themselves
Mission accomplished
>Only arab guy in my class
>Named Kevin
Even they aren't shielded from the Irish curse
Ils se remettent de la mort du Djo?
KEVIN
>parents give me and my sister Irish first names
>mfw we're not Irish at all and our family comes from east europe
>see list of names people trust the least on their sound alone
>number one: kevin
I feel sorry for you.
t. Kévin
>tfw jew name
>not jewish
what the fuck, they had one job and they couldn't even give me a normal name
Don't feel so bad, most of us have Anglicised ancient Jewish names, referred to as "Christian", without having religious parents.
Childhood kino
>tfw have 5 steam friends from germany
>tfw 4 of them are named Kevin
>Latin first name
>German middle name
>Jock surname
Children with the name kevin are disliked in our country by the teachers, they actually get slightly worse grades than the rest lol.
t. Mario Adolf Thunderbellend
t. Elijah
Still make more sense than a frenchman named Kevin
what the fuck is reunion?
Fucking stealth rares
>parents are obsessed with names
>give me a name that would be the most popular boys name a few years later and is associated with fun normal guys
Thanks mom and dad
Teachers liked me.
But French are Celt.
Ils s'en foutaient. Mes parents ne sont fan de personne.
>But French are Celt.
what a disgrace
Anthony Robert McLeod.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>give me a name that would be the most popular boys name a few years later
Hello Mohammad.
>t.Luigi Peperoni
I'm a French/Portuguese/Indian mutt. A pure Indo-European master race.
Some of them are named Jean-Kévin
>name is Quinn
>tfw name is Marcus
I was fucking laughed at, since only gyppos have foreign names.
>tfw my name is Thorulf because parents are history freaks and gave me a old Norse name
>kids in school used to call me grandpa because it sounded like an old mans name
>had no friends
>name is suddenly "cool" because reasons
>too fucking late
>Xhoel
>Ergi
What the fuck...
Keith is a hardcore British name
holy fucking shit that was close user
who are you?!
>parents named me X Deathkiller X
>Name is Tony because my dad was a fan of the Scarface movie, while my mom wanted to give me a classy french name like Charles instead