/brit/

i miss regular show

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yes i am

i am the lee mack of /brit/

Cousin came over at 3 to use the internet, 7pm and he's still here

He has NOT asked whether he can stay for dinner and it's just me and him here, so I'm hoping to starve him out by not making dinner until he goes.

soy
negroe

mandatory listening
youtube.com/watch?v=H3ygA12-ABo

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friend works at a day camp and said most of the kids in his troupe (aged 9-10) didn't know what 9/11
sheltered runts

a single trip outside to the library yesterday and my allergies have flared the fuck up and will have nothing less than the bastard death of me

no you don't
be quiet

I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to the Benzo
You're not even speakin' to my friends, no
You knew all my uncles and my aunts though
Twenty candles, blow 'em out and open your eyes
We were lookin' forward to the rest of our lives
Used to keep my picture posted by your bedside
Now it's in your dresser with the socks you don't like
And I'm rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
With my brothers like it's Jonas, Jonas
Drinkin' Henny and I'm tryna forget
But I can't get this shit outta my head

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got free tickets to see a stoner metal band called Weedeater last night. Was pretty awesome actually.

no you're not lad. you can be the bernie mac of /brit/ if you like though.

says a lot about of society...

youtube.com/watch?v=xSMyYUTk8Io

mohammed
if you ever disrespect my wifes sons opinion ever again i will fucking end you

did they ever reveal who was noncing the lads at the football youth camps in the 90s a few yrs back?

heard whispers it might have been kevin keegan but don't think they were ever substantiated or that widespread

what the fuck is hanging on her wall

your dad

Thoughts from thousands of years ago don't matter. We studied the modern classics, such as Peter Singer

just going to lie in bed and drink all day

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some reddit tier lovecraftian drawing

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heretic

Three large fries please, no sauce
*winks to the cashier girl*

>her

haha look at them go

I was not you fucking liar

A runt in our midst

>her

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you swine thats ashling bea, "The Wife of Comedy"

>Singer

can smell this image through the screen

actually, it's 'no salt'
a trick to get freshly cooked fries in the US

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filthy slug. if you were within 10m of me i'd salt you harder than Rome on Carthage.

It's not a 'trick' it's just you being a cunt

yes sir, that will be an extra 10 minutes wait due to your customisation

what a virgin freak

based

they all know this "trick" and they'll spit in your food if you do it.

how am I being a cunt for not wanting stale fries

funny how hes so ugly and such a bad writer

I can smell the anti-semitism

how come we dressed so differently back then, was it because our culture was pure and noble?

true horror right here

strong moral structure and healthy families.

that's the beauty about the blackpill. it spreads itself. sooner or later most men realize that women are narcissistic & sociopathic subhumans who are constantly lying and virtue signaling to present a version of themselves that they want society to believe.

hippy cockroaches in the 60s changed everything for the worse

what a nigger

all white people are racist

funny thing is that I never eat from restaurants

found an indefatigable twitt'r'ccount lads twitter.com/Gmangq/status/994256942582267905

Nice crutch. Belies the shaky ground you stand on well.

sun has eclipsed the ocean horizon and is bursting through my window. time to bathe in it for 30 minutes for my daily vitamin D.

twitter.com/Gmangq/status/994257190935412736

how do I develop my pectorals without one of them fancy gym machines

bought some cooked frozen prawns on wednesday and didn't get around to eating them and just left them in the fridge but am considering having them later today but the instructions hint I might be putting my life in my hands if I eat them past the day they defrost

is it safe to eat them?

can anybody stop him?

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>In 1960 the birth control pill is approved for contraceptive use.
>sperm count in western men has fallen by over 50% in 40-50 years
lads...

concrete masonry units

other white people

Imagine living on the Atlantic coast. How embarrassing.

Weird you tube channel this

youtube.com/watch?v=2N-FgUnJeJI

listening to soulfly

soft mcdonalds fries are the best anyway, don't get runts obsessed with "muh freshness"

like those poorfag bricks? do I just swing them around?

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i act on here the exact same way i act on reddit

i would advice you not to eat it as i enjoy your runt posts

no surprise on the runtlet flags taking offense to his comments lmao

a woman trying to understand loneliness is like a man trying to give birth

the pill was the beginning of the end of the west. eliminating the sanctity of intercourse and letting women devolve into foul harpies has destroyed all we built.

t. indian ocean monkey

>£2000/month in l*ndon
>barely enough to exist on

>£2000/month in bangkok, thailand
>living like a king

gotta get on convincing toilberg to let me do the remote thing lads

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thots existed before the pill they were just underground like fags

Shall we get the deal-breakers out of the way?

1. I don't do hook ups
2. I have 2 children
3. I occasionally need to use a wheelchair following a serious car accident. Everything "works". It's a pain thing

be creative.

It's because just like with a lot of anti-depressants, the birth control pill can not be fully removed from waste water that goes back into peoples mains water, so we end up drinking it.

m8 was a fan of theirs back in the day and he'd get pissed when I'd burst out laughing at their ridiculous songs whenever he played them

eating a magnum

and yet both are now normalized. fags need death and women need beatings. simple fix

new arctic monkeys album is really good
weird because i don't like any of their other stuff

4. must be over 6'4
5. must earn over 6 figures
6. must have a six pack(yes I'm 19 stone but I carry my weight like a PRINCESS)

no its shit

Writing is pretty related to masturbation tho

whats the best track so i can determine whether or not to listen to the full album

arctic monkeys went to shit when i turned 13

new otic vibrations in the earhole

fascinating stuff