/brit/ + /birt/

there's a union jack on my flag isn't there

jokes on you I'm not from this continent/planet

>two spaces beneath his meme arrow
re*dit detector is going off the scale!

busines sidea: rig eurovision so australia wins , market the next one as the greatest lgbt event in history (hopefully correlated with some bent twat's death) and when all britbenders fuck off, revoke their citizenship and bring ausralia back into the colonies strictly for prison population.

fuck off zhang hao

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might emulate dark cloud

SUCH a slag
she is prolly a LOT of fun though
love slags
me
ngl
simple as

Wow the mink subhuman is upset tonight

what happened lad

did the local bishop molest your bastard son again?

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BEST PROTECT YA NECK
BEST PROTECT YA NECK
BEST PROTECT YA NECK
BEST PROTECT YA NECK

do NOT understand this post

youtube.com/watch?v=RKoZMke594A

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that zelda ripoff?

bump

>mink

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might emulate 1845

youtu.be/rIcinMxNYBc

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Very drunk haha

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Being a man who refrains from intercourse as a ‘gift’ for my future wife

This post can only be read if your IQ is lower than 100ml

business idea: get the remaining white and irish population of britain to colonise the north west of australia

didn't have a wank yesterday, god knows I tried

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probably stupidest post in history of posting

ug ug potato man is smelly

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VERY excited for eurovision tonight
no homo

Need some eurovision scran, biscuits or crisps?

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big brain post

always found the msp memes to be very trite

mink

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me spend all day in /birt/ me feel happy

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It's unfathomable to normies that a decent man can be single for life. He needs to have some kind of character flaw to satisfy their just world.

going to the ethno state you lads want anything?

men don't need to refrain you imbecile just the fleshsocks

Savoury for the performances and sweet for the finale/winner announcement

Why not both??

Yes, if that bloke a month ago got life in prison for trying to infect 10 men with HIV. Patient Zero is hopefully serving an eternity in hell

white woman in a wheat field

fanta pineapple, ta x

why don't people simply bet on both teams that way they can't lose????

where's the money for grenfell, treeza?!

blame jewberg and kikestien for that

it uhhhhhhh
IIITTTT UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SAAAY HEEERREE
DATTT DE YANKPOO POO MAN

SISSSS

ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT GOOOOOOOD

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water, not too spicy ta la x

>yfw one of the canadians is a currycel

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ku klux klan application just got rejected lads

a currycel or THE currycel?

update on my nasal spray review: just tried it again and it's a scam, I have no solid proofs yet but I think it was invented by the jews to subjugate the white race

what the utter fuck is a currycel you decrepit shut in reject

Going to see a cute escort soon, itll be my first time with a girl(boy). Cant wait.

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do not understand yank and british betting odds

he wont look like anime guarantee it

sometimes i look at all the stupid words you lads type and want you all to die

أنا_كمان#
#MoiAussi
#我也是
#WoYeShi
من_هم_همینطور#
#balanceTonPorc
#memyös
#QuellaVoltaChe
גםאנחנו#
#CeгaКaжyвaм
#stilleforopptak
#Ятoжe
#나도당했다
#YoTambién
#我也是
#TôiCũngVậy

absolutely hate these sarcastic posts

in the same style with the black obelisk and the jew bike """"""""""joke""""""""""

have some unspicy water la x

You arrive in Scunthorpe

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Somebody tell me the truth
Someone just tell me the truth
Somebody tell me the truth

And the rain came down down down down
And the rain came down down down down
And the rain came down down down down down down

Somebody tell me the truth

It rains on everyone
It rains on everyone
It rains

And the rain came down down down down
And the rain came down down down down
And the rain came down down down down down down

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Once talked with a girl for 24 hours straight but now we haven't talked in weeks.

are ergonomic computer mice a meme or what

>absolutely hate these sarcastic posts

>in the same style with the black obelisk and the jew bike """"""""""joke""""""""""

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the lads

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looks like a nice lil industrial town

looks like someone took the Bronx and sliced the top 2/3 off the buildings

Perhaps not but as long as he looks half as good as the pictures he sent me then im happy

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I used to think rape is forcibly kissing and haircut

>>absolutely hate these sarcastic posts
>>in the same style with the black obelisk and the jew bike """"""""""joke""""""""""

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they are not
used an evoluent mouse for a good 7 years now, best investment ever

>That moment when you lose your boner when you hear the voice

what a qt awwww
youtube.com/watch?v=yK84YMfzOe0

gone 50 unique posts without a you

*Is on a train*
*Leaves Scunthorpe*

report back ta x

FUCK I just want to do benzos everyday but I have to take breaks

Don't enjoy being a sober virgin momg

runt.....*the fire crackles and the twigs snap*...hunt

no idea what you're talking about, nasal sprays are really a scam though, do you know you can get addicted to them?

>You can use nasal sprays for getting instant relief but do not use it regularly. If you use nasal sprays for more than 4 days it can make you get addicted to it.

>Rhinitis Medicamentosa is the scientific name for nasal spray addiction. The spray constricts the blood vessels in the lining of the nose leading to its addiction. This condition is also known as rebound rhinitis.

she's a pitmummy

A drug possession charge against actor Rose McGowan, one of the principal figures accusing fallen movie mogul Harvey Weinstein of sexual misconduct, moved a significant step closer to trial on Thursday.

A charge against her relating to possession of cocaine will go before a grand jury, a judge in Virginia ruled.

The cocaine was found in a wallet McGowan left behind on a flight that had brought her to Washington for the inaugural Women’s March the day after Donald Trump’s inauguration in January 2017.

She sought to have the charges against her dismissed at a preliminary hearing on Thursday in Leesburg, Virginia, suggesting the drugs may even have been planted in her belongings by agents hired by Weinstein. Weinstein has been accused of using former secret agents to spy on accusers such as McGowan.

only people using ergonomic computer accessories are spergonomics hhaha

yeah but what about the normal looking ones

I know it's been so long
Since we saw each other last

I'm sure we'll find some way
To make the time pass

Hey moon
It's just you and me tonight
Everyone else is asleep
Hey moon
If I was to fall
I would fall so deep

Though I doubt I'm gonna
You can wake me up if you wanna

And your pale, round face
Makes me feel at home in any place
I would happen to be
At a quarter past three

The moon chased the sun out of the sky
Goodbye sun
The night's begun

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nasal spray for what

>almost no

FONT

>balance your pork

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CHOOOOOOOON
youtube.com/watch?v=x7QPBzAJ_io

Runt...*the moonlight reflects off their white teeth*...Hunt

We've had two right wing virgin PMs

shoots salty water up your nostril and clears out of the mucus