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This is my first week at the gym and every night after work, the same three girls are there. Today I found out they have been snap chatting pictures of me and making fun of me, but I don't mind.

I'm glad that you haven't gone through what I've been through. I use to be in shape, I broke my hip and had to give up all exercise. Then my grandma got sick and I took care of her full time, I couldn't leave her alone because I had no help, so I gained more weight. Then she died, and I ate my feelings and gained more weight. Now I'm a size 22. I don't hate myself, or my body. I love who I am, and that took me my entire life to be able to honestly say those words. I love myself.

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Let's teach love, today's world needs it

Eurovision tonight

too early fuck off

only big brained persons are able too read this post

>just start working out
>only can bench 40kg
>some girls are suddenly having a laugh when I begin

You thought your post would be funny enough that it needs a whole new edition, but it isn't.

Your post is shit, fuck off

egg

teammate evaluation time
those bastards haven't done shite the entire semester
but their grades supposedly depends on this one note

unironically extremely effay
need fascist fashion to become popular again

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This is a good post

I was able to bench 120lbs in highschool...

wouldnt mind death to be totally honest

stuck on 2.25 plate me

small brain: creating a new thread at 310+ posts
normal brain: creating a new thread at 280-300 posts
big brain: creating a new thread at or before 250

You should go to the constant ‘fascist fashion’ generals on /fa/ with all the other Jow Forumstards

my gym.. is the librairy...

just wanked to a picture of the oneitis

a new low

mental how 2018 is already like 35% over

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explaining Jow Forums to my nan

uh, whatever helps you sleep at night you mutilated scrote

Just having a rough time atm x

it's always australians that make fucking terrible early threads
probably the same newcunt

you shut your disgusting mouth

good lad

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>If you self identify as an “incel”, stop. Just stop being an incel and just be a regular virgin. Half your problems will just go away once you stop caring if you are a virgin or not.

translation: stop pointing out that everything you've been taught is a lie. go back to being a mindless consumer drone, we need your taxes to pay for stacys pills and abortions!

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screams of unadulterated soy

Currently lifting 2x10kg dumbbells. Might eventually advance to 2x20kg but that's it, not a fan of getting into the big weights.

I can do 60kg maybe 4 times with a spotter but 40 is the highest I can do without having it fall on me

Told a qt at work I benched 100kg, and she was very impressed as she can only do 15kg after 6 months

Let me just get the magnifying glass out there lad

Yeah good thumbnail you retard

whats wrong pudding?

Gonna start doing OP lyrics posts like I used to
*dabs*

fucking shart poo wanker

It's true though

State of the virgin freaks on /brit/ in 2018

problem, Henk?

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making minestrone with 13 different vegetables

only superior gaelic men can read this post

need an anglosphere version with the U.K. in the wheelchair

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this is america

why did you bother DELETING IT you braindead Irish cunt? Oh my days

/brit/ has a dark cloud over it right now

think we all know why

come back 190 all is forgiven!!

truth is often bitter

is may considered early or mid year

imagine being a virgin freak that can't be happy for other /brit/ posters having sex

quite sad tbqh

if uk's in the chair usa can't be an onlooker

missing your uncle?

>this is the power of angl*id vision
embarrassing

>UK
>anglosphere

hope you caught HIV

why would USA be included

early mid

7 minutes until i can order a justeat desu

I love taking credit for other people's bad posts. Just taking one for the team boys, no need to thank me

>Eurovision tonight
Can't wait

Everyone cancel your plans, I'm sure you had some for a Saturday night, and watch Eurovision with the /brit/ lads

Why would a girl from my uni course have HIV and not tell me about it?

State of you fucking thick cunts, looks like not getting any pussy makes you a dribbling retard

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44066237
>Chinese broadcaster censors LGBT symbols at Eurovision
>Mango TV also decided not to air performances by Irish or Albanian delegations during Tuesday's event for various reasons.
l love china now ahhhhhh

America will help rebuild North Korea's economy if it agrees to give up its nuclear weapons, US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has said.

The US would be "prepared to work with North Korea to achieve prosperity on the par with our South Korean friends", he told reporters on Friday.

Mr Kim and President Donald Trump will meet in Singapore on 12 June.

yum
share us a pic when you're done la x

Was at powerlifting and I took a ladies plates without knowing she was going to use them next. She said it was alright but I just dont know I'm worried I'll be seen as a wanker :( x

seething

be quiet

Plan for the day

>watch anime
>have a poo
>light snack
>video games
>anime
>din dins
>/brit/

because there's 4 frogs to fill

>take out the drug dollar so that i can sniff some ketamine
>notice the smell of vinegar which reminds me that i'm out of dope
makes me sad

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need to start learning korean ASAP so I can be one of the first westerners to get a qt north korean wife when the country opens up

tfw Kim will immerse himself in the sanitized wealth of Singapore and sell out the only place not run by Jewish bankers in the entire world
dire

why would I be happy for some runt who I don't know having sex? I don't give a fuck which is why I would prefer if you tried to make actual interesting posts rather than shitty brag posts.

*unfollows you*

why would Canada be included?

...

it's just /brit/ with more usernames

And why should I make actual interesting posts for bitter virgin freaks like you?

Every time I have sex now I'm going to come onto /brit/ to tell you all about it because it gets you FUCKING seething HAHAHAHAHA nice work retard

wow you've done all that already and reached brit?

leafs, bogans, kiwis and bongs

U.K. in chair
Aus doctor
Canada holding the wheelchair especially because of the hockey jersey
nz the shorter cunt
Erase the dude on the shelf or edit it to be Ireland

Thank you. Boys can be disgusting and wildly inappropriate. It takes a brave soul like yours to stand up for yourself and get the message across that that behavior is unacceptable.

this new arctic monkeys album is honestly kino

nobody on /brit/ even pretends to care about people's problems

BASED chadposter DESTROYS virgin FREAK

yeh i'm so annoyed when you are spamming in caps youing everyone who called you out

worst time in your life so far lads?
im going to have to say 16-19
all of my mates from school got their own friends that didnt like me
spent all of my time not in classes alone
barely even spoke to a woman the entire time
couldnt find the motivation to study so I horribly disappointed the 'rents with my end results
was very depressed, cut myself like a freak and still have the embarrassing scars

doing much better now

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see

not going into details but basically I am an actual real life archetypal cuckold

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Yet to sleep haha

because there is a portrait of queen Elizabeth hanging in trudeaus office

>In some parts of the world, including much of Asia, World War II is not taught in schools as a battle of political ideologies, but as a conventional war. This type of education treats Hitler and the Nazi Party as charismatic and powerful leaders of countries during wartime, instead of war criminals as elsewhere.

wew
this explains a lot

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14-16 I guess that was when I became self aware enough to realise that i was super ugly and didn't have any friends. Not that either of those things have changed but the inital realisation was the worst.

ouch

Mesaged a girl on tinder, but she's only here for a month so I'm not interested

only want the prospect of a long-term relationship, me

Lack of sex is literally rotting his brain and turning him into a spastic
Her pussy was literally the best pussy I've ever fucked in my entire life, but I've only slept with 7 women. Thoughts?

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did you see the one on the shelf
what about
nz on shelf
london in chair
norf fc as one of the frogs

The French are pretty funny when they want to be.

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*dances into your thread*

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I wish life was 85% over