Who'd win in a war ?

Red doesn't have nukes
Nuff said

Yellow easy, only Italy has a passable military on the red side.

kek

10 whites policemen can't arrest a single monkey with a simple knife

France has no natural borders you’d be fucked. France has always had a shitty geographic position

what are Rhine, Ligne Maginot, the Ardennes and Belgium ?

>France has no natural borders
Look at a fucking map retard
The only flatland on France's border is the rhine valley, and there's the rhine there

One of the dumbest post Ive ever seen

>ligne maginot
Are we back in 1940?
France has always had a geographical problem hence they had to be on the offense quite often. Germany has the easily defendable terrain, meanwhile you can drive to Paris without obstacles

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>who'd win in a war ?

the side that doesn't have Italy

1. Italy and Spain surrender because too lazy to war
2. France, Germany, Austria, the UK, the Netherlands and Belgium go civil war and slaughter remainder whites
3. There's only Poland and the Czech Republic and Switzerland left
4. Red wins

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good and clever post

Do you not know your own history?

But Germany doesnt have the military to do that though

I know my geography which is quite enough to prove you wrong dumb swamp nigger

Nowadays?
Yellow.
80s?
Red.

why are british police so retard ? is it because they are unarmed and don't want to be called racist ?

If nukes are discounted, probably Red, otherwise Yellow.

Yellow easy, even without nukes. France have strongest military in Europe (not counting Russia), UK is pretty good as well.
Meanwhile, Germany and Italy have joke armies, and Poland is too poor to do anything.

you forgot the part in which Poland is partitioned

Red barely has an army. The French and British militaries are the fifth and sixth strongest in the world respectively.
It's not even a competition.

> don't want to be called racist
British men are also very feminine.
>t. spent 2 years in the UK

nothing discounted. all the power can be used against other countries

>spent 2 years in the UK

How was your toilet unclogging experience there?

>France has always had a shitty geographic position
are you retarded
France has very good geographic position and natural borders

I mean, they got him did they not? It might have looked retarded, but at least no one got shot.

Also am pretty sure those are PCSOs not actual police but the quality sucks so it's hard to tell.

France UK and Spain have the best european armies respectively.
Spain might seem like a joke but the current standing army isn't.

Who would fight for France really? Germany has money, money means military

Pretty good, got some sheckles and I fucked off this shitty island. Got any other questions related to my stay in the UK?

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>the UK, France and Spain on the same team.
i guess just they will have split among friends.

Do you realize how much time it takes to use that money to mobilize a bigger army?
We are talking instant war out of the blue with the current armies.

Are you a 12 yold ? This isnt how things work.

>implying a democratic spain isn't with france and UK.

I don't know where that toilet-cleaner meme came from
I used to live in UK as a kid, and I have never actually met a an actual polish toilet cleaner
most of them would work as mechanics, receptionists or doctors

Germany can't have an army since 1945, or only a little one

Shut up Janek.

>Germany has money, money means military
Following this logic Germany should be more powerful than Russia
And we all know that Russia beats Germany

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thought this was settled already. red

In that case, although France and the UK have a "no-use first" policy when it comes to nukes, I'm pretty sure that'd go out the window if things started to look bad, and I seriously doubt any of the Red countries (except maybe Poland) would be willing to fight on once a few cities were reduced to rubble.

red,
spannaird doing siesta
bong fleeing by the channel

>globalfirepower

laugh this man off this thread

Based on that UK and France are above germs and italy, which are above spen, which is above pooland.
So yellow wins even by arbitrary measurements.

>red
lol we'd take them alone, never mind the rest.

following that logic even italy could beat russia alone lmao

Spen armee doesn't siesta.

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Nuking any country on Northern European Plain would cause an unspeakable damage to an entire northern europe

For an example, the explosion of the nuclear reactor in Ukraine affected at least 50% of Belarus

You guys will need Franco again...

What for? So he can raze the country back to the third world?
It's like saying you guys need another atomic bomb.

>franquism was good

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Yellow

Only one on the red with semi functional military is Polan and when the best one in your team is Polan you know you are fucked.

>You guys will need Franco again...
>France turned Spain into the poorest western european country
>b-b-but muh based fascism
Spanish miracle is his only saving grace

We were the best on the eastern european team during the Polish-Soviet war
and we won that war

so enough with these autistic memes

Franco*

Spanish republic was a beacon of liberalism in the 30s and if it weren't for its poor handling and its elimination in the war it could have been one of the wealthiest countries in europe nowadays. Franco ruined the country.
And the spanish republic wasn't "communist" as some think.
The gommies took over during the war under stalin's pressure. And they fucked the sinking ship good.

We actually can blame France too

>Yellow have nuke
Game over

>British have Best powered Navy and Airforce in the Europe.
>France has Best power Army and nuclear powered CV
>Belgium has the best way leading to the France in Europe.
>Spain has best debt and workers in Europe

this is a best team

Jews.

How are the slags?

not giving you any reparations jorge

Gib

>t. picrel

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Instinctively France raises the flag.

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The commies were still in a civil war, had not recovered from WWI, and send the retard Tukachevsky to fight you. Italy could have probably defeated them.

germany if the us stays out of it

what are you talking about?
of course our army is in a comparatively weak state because it's underfunded and there aren't many realistic threats for our military right now, but we still have the 4th most powerful army in Europe after Russia, France and Britain
and we could expand our military quite significantly, actually it's Trump who demands us to spend the NATO-standard 2% of the GDP instead of the ~1% we currently spend

We already know what you're planning, Hans. You can't fool us a third time.

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さっさと自殺しろ

who'd win in a war ?

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50/50 because nukes on both sides

We could single handedly win with no help at all.

I didn't tell you to stop scrubbing my toilet, you disgusting underclass fat faced baboon

I know where this frustration comes from.

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I work with poles every day. You are the niggers of Europe. And I regularly attack polish vermin with the lads on nights out. You're chimps.

France could be swarmed by all those central european countries, I assume we would be invaded by a combined naval force of UK, France and Spain but our territory is difficult to control and it would end up in a bloodbath. Assuming we don't surrender halfway through, in such case red loses

Conventional war red would win easily. German army is a one big joke.

>one side has nukes and the 2nd and 3rd most relevant NATO armies
Is this even a fucking contest?

We could subdue almost all the red countries in a week. Britain is the only problem.

Any team with Britain in it will surely prevail victorious

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The side with Italy wins. Doesn't necessarily mean the red side tho

>don't waste billions on needlessly militarising the police
>this is a bad thing

This is why Benelux is a more fearsome power than Russia and why Japan are the top military power in Asia.

In your fucking dream hahaha. Even without UK red would win.

>I work with poles every day.
Cleaning toilets? I thought you have some dignity after all.

Send some of your optimism to me, please.

based

>implying we would not easily kick their ass

>Italy and Germany have joke armies
>10th and 11th best armies in the world
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T. My knowledge is based only on shitty memes