I want a girlfriend

I want a girlfriend.
I need a girlfriend...

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>Such things are not possible for men like us

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Tfw been on tinder for years, only had 10 tinder dates
Installs Grindr just for lols, several people want to meet me, gays think I look good.

Is this how it feels to be a girl on Tinder?

what's the point of tinder dates?
is it to get girlfriend or just some bullshit so the girl can tell herself she's not a total slut because she went on a date with the guy before they fucked?

You need to fill the no gf void with something and then you stop caring

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I'd like to fill it with a gf senpai

>tfw going to die alone because no girl would want to be with an ugly autist like me.

This. Just get a hobby or work non-stop, it'll pass.

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>go to work somewhere where you can find hot women
>work your arse off
>see bitches enjoying your presence
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>PROFIT

>br*wn eyes

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I seriously do not know what I am gonna do with a gf, that I can't do cheaper and freakier with a prostitute.

A gf actually loves you.

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They don't, though. They're not attracted to you, only something you have, whether it be money, nice car, or a Chad personality.

I... Have a hard time believing that.

Love is a meme, user.

While I say this I sometimes DO care and when I do I feel like my life is just a big ironical joke.

Another advice to cure your romantic feels, go around Jow Forums until you find caps of story relating how shit most womans are, you'll get couple of laughs, couple of sad and rage, and then go on with your life.

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stfu incel freaks

get out of here idiots.

A gf is a lot of work and responsibility. I'm not willing to put in the effort to reciprocate the love and care that I desire.

Seriously?
Is this all you have to say?

Love exists, it's only that true love is always one-sided

Yeah, sure.

I have never experienced it. I have fucked, been in relationships but I have never felt "the butterflies in the stomach"

You have not found the right person then

The butterflies you are talking about is reserved for females and those men who have the joy to have met women who don't take the pill.
"Butterflies" is just condensed and compressed Ray's of admiraripn
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>"Butterflies" is just condensed and compressed Ray's of admiraripn

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>same

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1. don't cold approach you autist
2. have a social circle
3. talk to girls in that social circle
>it can't be that simple!
but it is

>step 2
>simple and easy

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>have a social circle

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i said simple not easy

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I get a girlfriend

>have tfwnogf
>go to the gym
>get a nice pump
>pose a bit and admire myself
>feel good again
>tfw no tfwnogf

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Then go and use your charm to do so. We're lucky to live in an age where there's a market for everything -- guys like us :^)

I see you are a Rick and Morty fan as well *tips szechuan sauce*

just hit the gym bro and talk to people

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I can literally streamline this further...
1. Go outside.
2. Ask one out
Keyword: one. Not a circle of friends, but just a girl.

She looks like an angel, i want her.

i want her too..
but i wouldn't be able to fight for her

Then go get her, just be confident and be yourself.

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