Keep your mouth shut edition
/brit/
Logan Johnson
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Luis Flores
iN THE ARRRRRMS OF AN ANGELLLLL
Daniel Green
Easton Price
can someone explain pickle rick to me?
Jason Walker
not racist i just think all black people should be teleported to niggerland via transdimensional shamanism
Justin Reed
me xanax's arrived
hope the autists on here who go on about them werent chatting shit
Austin Wood
shit shit shit
promised my mate i'd help him revise tonight
forgot about eurovision
William Mitchell
Lucas Stewart
Barber: I don't like Modi
Me: (surprised) why?
Barber: for each election, we used to get rs 2500 per person to vote for congress. This time because of Modi wave, they know they will lose election. So they don't want to lose money also. I had plans for the 7500/- I was supposed to get for my family of three, but because of Modi I lost it.
Aiden Young
she has the same smile as my gf ;0
Jacob Perry
the man is a pickle
Levi Davis
he didn't want to go to family therapy so he turned himself into a pickle and pretended like he didn't know how to turn himself back
Jacob Brooks
be careful on them
Hunter Gomez
'gin 'eak
Jaxon Turner
wherever black people are,
there niggerland is
Hunter Nelson
They ran out of script so made a filler episode
Jacob Davis
tfw autistic and incel enough that I kind of want to write a proper long essay actually telling the mainstream media what incel is and calling out the "progressives" who are perfectly capable of seperating muslim terrorists from islam but unable to seperate incel terrorists from the entire incel community.
Joseph Long
you're honestly one of the worst posters here
Nicholas Thompson
enjoy your addiction
Luke Phillips
doing xanax and lean lads
Jaxon Moore
He turned himself into a gherkin.
He's gherkin Rick!
Christian White
Jack Brooks
*prints out and puts it as badge*
Easton Garcia
business idea - toilism
nobody owns the means of production. literally everyone just toils. there is no government. there are no classes. there's nothing. just toil and the toil god
Parker Cox
the worst drug I ever took was salvia
smoked a huge bowl of it, and the visual hallucinations hit me almost instantly
got that weird psychedelic feeling and then the world literally went black by way of a rotating black square that got smaller until I couldn't see anything
was full on blind for about a minute and my mates said I was mumbling and waving my arms in front of me as if to catch something
Jayden Sanchez
small brain: incel terrorism
medium brain: muslim terrorism
large brain: incel terrorism is muslim terrorism
Henry Robinson
They don't think it be like it is
but it dooby dooby doo
Cooper Rodriguez
>told a girl I bought running gear and the compression trousers were VERY revealing
>show up to meet her one day in sweats
>she starts giggling
>ask her what she's giggling at
>says she's giggling that I'm wearing those VERY revealing trousers I mentioned
>Say I'm not and that these are just my sweats
>she giggled and says "well they're very revealing too"
>realise my dick has been visible the entire time
Fucking hell lads. Why would nobody tell me they can see my cock any other time I've worn these fucking things?
Jackson White
I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to the Benzo
Lucas Wright
LSD taught me that God is real and that atheism is for homosexuals and angsty teens
Jacob Wood
neurotypical please leave thank you
Caleb Butler
Hard to describe; very introspective sometimes leading to personal revelations, often have profound thoughts for seemingly no reason (only realise that once I sober up), looping / recursive / out of control thoughts (changing the setting usually helps i.e. move rooms, change music, etc.), difficulty focusing, able to see other peoples perspectives with ease.
Probably other stuff I haven't mentioned, and as you said, weed intensifies the trip for me also but it was more of a comfort thing since I smoked so much cannabis at the time.
Kevin Jackson
Genuinely doubt these entities can cry.
Ryan Ross
haha, make a new at 250 posts, get 310 in return
loving life
William Martin
losers are talking about the degenerate drugs they've taken again
Lucas Lewis
my tinder bio
Atheist. Politics lover. Gym obsessive. Non-stop football fanatic. Mostly eats salad
William Smith
Sebastian Morris
what ever happened to that dire 6.8 virgin, did the munter reject his sorry ass
Kayden Hall
what just eat should I get tonight
Benjamin Jones
Buying this for my living room lads
Aiden Lee
Just signed the contract stacy and toilberg sent me which means i can't be friends with all you virgin freaks anymore.
Jose James
Ryder Long
always rest my doodle to the one side in my undies
do you not do this
Henry Lewis
if you're having fun x
Nathaniel Ortiz
>signing a contract with stacy
rapist
Luke Thompson
why does Jow Forums attract so many belligerent dickheads?
Jackson Wood
White teenager kebab with double mehmets toenails and rat burger with semen
Sebastian Hill
GET OVER HERE YOU LOUSY CUNT
*grapples you*
Benjamin Price
Elijah Rodriguez
The editor will pass it around the office and everyone will laugh at it. Adjusted, non-virgin people don't take incels seriously.
Nathaniel Barnes
was someone nasty to you again poppums?
Dylan Bennett
>v
good bye then
good post
Jordan Rodriguez
Would LOVE to go on a top Gear style car adventure lads.
Brody Myers
idiot
Brandon Bennett
>nazi claw
hmm
Nathaniel Cook
>very introspective sometimes leading to personal revelations, often have profound thoughts
don't get this
the things I think about while on acid are pretty retarded because I feel like my mind is on crack and can't stay on one idea or concept enough to develop it into something meaningful
I did have ego loss and I was sort of able to see from an outsider perspective how I projected myself to the outside world
Nathan Scott
>when Emma Watson is sitting on your face and she lets out a rumbling fart
Nicholas Taylor
Adrian Allen
why would I send it to a paper? would obviously just post on some blog I just made and then put it on Jow Forums and reddit etc. Not like I would use my real name
Thomas Smith
*Hijacks your momentum and throws you over my shoulder*
Kevin Morgan
I do. Apparently that's what made it so visible. Even I centre it, it's just a bit of a bulge, but if I leave it to the side, you can see every inch of it. The fabric just weirdly hugs against my nob to the point where you can even see where the bellend starts.
Isaiah Watson
Gius a toke
Alexander Clark
exchanged several messages with the oneitis this morning
Jason Jenkins
because anonymity removes consequences for such speech
pretty simple to be honest mate
Angel Ward
virgin freaks too meek to speak in real life lest they face Chad's strife let out steam by being mean on the chans
Zachary Wright
why do brits call rasheeds asian? pakistan is in the middle east
Jonathan Martin
Fucking femoids
Anthony Reed
dont you find it a bit sad that you're always in /brit/? i mean think about it. it must be quite the commitment to come to every /brit/ thread and make a post about you sniffing emma watsons farts. you must constantly monitor these threads. dont you have anything else to do? no social life? no job? or is posting about emma watsons bowel gas the only thing you can do?
Isaiah Sullivan
>Pakistan, officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, is a country in South Asia
Leo Adams
>why do brits call rasheeds asian
>pakistan is in the middle east
Alexander Howard
Andrew Carter
>pakistan is in the middle east
Bentley Bennett
Really wish I was just normal why do I have such problems
Why did I have to be born so weird and autistic
Isaac Harris
was she impressed at least
Nathan Morgan
nearly set lads just need the new fins and suit now. Might wait for my tax refund though
Jace Myers
*takes a heart*
Noah Long
>pakistan is in the middle east
Jeremiah Price
>microaggressions
Nolan Thomas
>pakistan is in the middle east
Eli Phillips
at least we have guns faggots
loyalist patsy
Benjamin Powell
I didn't ask her tbqh. Just left it at the giggling. Don't know how many inches a flaccid willy needs to be before it becomes impressive either honestly. If it's like, 5, then I'm good, but if it's like 6.5" then I'm just short.
Evan Rodriguez
ughhh i hate nationalism .... *proceeds to fly the eu flag*
Blake Gutierrez
MU GUNZ
Jacob Thomas
>at least we have guns faggots
are they in the middle east too? alongside pakistan?
Brody Hall
how come everyone on /brit/ roles spasticated joints or use a machine
Zachary Watson
i imagine women wouldn't even think about the grower/shower issue
Carter Perry
Oliver Bailey
decent looking biff that mate
twos up
Kevin Miller
Help him revise before Eurovision, if he can't manage that then he doesn't want your help after all.
Jacob Gonzalez
What would they think about if they're looking at a cock outline on some trousers then?
Carson Lopez
my prescription arrived
Grayson Jones
cheers for the advice mate, might look into that
what time do i need to be back for the show?
Grayson Long
19 never had zex or girlfriend
Kevin Walker
ive got enough to share
Benjamin Watson
lol what a normie
Dominic Kelly
might just be a late bloomer
Julian Gomez
virgn freak coping mechanics at work
Benjamin Hill
Starts at 8 so plenty of time.
Jack Williams
31 here.
Lucas Richardson
stop now before it's too late