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To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
A skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo
And guess what, America, we love you
'Cause you rocked and a rolled with so much soul
You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old

just finished slathering myself with skin whitening cream lads

Own a V8

AMA

Oh noooo

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josie

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really? Where can I find the original or the full art project?

>sophie was like 14 when GoT started and I was of legal driving age yet couldn't drive
>now she can drive and I still can't

fug

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just finished slathering myself with skin darkening cream lads

12th for Scoobert Doobert

Only have a capfull of rum in my tea, helps fire up the system

public transport is horrible
so glad i can drive

don't like salt and vinegar crisps
don't like prawn cocktail either

very odd statement

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imagine watching GoT

low test beta virgin can't handle the chad flavours

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ay, 'ow much surface area do these appendages occupy?

2 square feet aha

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was good up until season 4
which was 4 years ago now...

never reply to posts from the old thread lads

i'm always living in the present, the past just isn't me

hobbit series turned me off that type of content for life i reckon

i can drive but can't afford a car and haven't driven since I passed my test

i'm either that or a real mentally ill attention wh*re... and i think im the second one

spoken like a true virgin freak

first season is kino; literally the closest you could get to a word-for-word adaptation of the first book

everything after S1 is shit though

original pirate material
you're listening to the streets, lock down your area

Only six more episodes left thank God.
But there's a year left for them to be out, and they'll be complete overhyped shit, only good for the /tv/ threads.

The books aren't ever going to be finished though, whihc is funny.

Cars should be phased out of society. No need for them in this country. Every day I get mass emails sent out from car mongs at toil

>THE PERSON WITH THE REG PLATE W47 9XY PLEASE MOVE YOUR CAR!!! ITS A RESERVED SPACE : ))

Just fuck off, you're an annoying people.

Who are you supporting in Eurovision tonight /brit/? For me it's The Netherlands because I'm an outlaw

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whose this generic fashion guy

daily reminder your penis was inside your mother's vagina when you were being born

yeah but there's going to be at least 2 spin off series

A 5'6 Italian-Australian autist

heeehaww loogaddim go

>No need for them in this country.
true
imagine if the UK still had the same density of rail networks that it did 75 years ago? every single little hamlet would have a railway halt

c-section

have you considered getting a luxury german car on a PCP finance agreement?

nothing says "I'm an adult now and deserve the good life" like spending 40% of your call centre take home pay on a financed BMW 1 series

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where's caralad haven't seen him today yet

>autist
he pulls often

if you were born through c-section you're not a real person

tfw have eurovision party planned with one group of friends, had 4 other randoms asking me what i'm doing but don't know any from that group. Really can't be arsed with the awkwardness of combining groups so just saying i have plans to the other people hope they dont think i'm cold.

Want to make this but for /brit/

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A new day, another morning after
Leanin' back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria
Last night was some beer-lairy-ness done our way
But again, we're back in the light of day
Chattin' shit, sittin' at the wall table, telling jokes
Playin' with the salt, looking out the window
Girl brings two plates of full English over
With plenty of scrambled eggs and plenty of fried tomato
Get my phone out, 'bout to give this girl a shout
See if she had a nice time last night uptown
Ask if she fancies tryin' it again some time
Then Cal grabs the phone like "Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!"

Hold it down, boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you can't stop thinking of her
By all means, you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, that's all, don't mug yourself

hes half wop half anglo

just chllin'

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i thought that this ketamine shit was garbage

but then i put on some music on took more and holy shit

I doubt the current trend for "franchises" will last long into the 2020s.
Star Wars will flop consistently after number 9, they'll wind it down after that.

where was this taken? looks like the cold toast

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why is the world so unfair? only rich good looking men with large penis can get such women

mad when my ex pops up here desu

turtlepeng

How can trap niggas and grime clowns even compete?

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these two should reproduce

You mean if I die without being born it still counts?

top top tier imo

nah they won't
star wars is a cult that can't be stopped

is this podracing?

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>often
hello failed normie

no

Why do people actually do this? Have to be an absolute brainlet to think it's a good idea.

hope something awful happens at the wedding next weekend

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maisie looks like a literal goblin, i hope you're all being ironic

fuck off seamus go chase a potato

mine's a kronenberg

what

Shuaiby

whose wedding

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Eurovision pre-show starts in a minute

why and to who? surely you wouldn't want some random people in the crowd to die

Choon.

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hate anime, but... it's a good image.... so let's whack one out in honour of the artist's efforts

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t. urtle

what channel lad

i bet a black will marry into the royal family

hows ol uncle shot in the head?

>88.png
more like 6.8

Girl at work is going to the Manchester City trophy parade with a date

Any chance a boy from here would like to accompany me

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watch it

really like farming simulator

anyone who attends as a guest or spectator

LIAR

they walk amongst us

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will be informing the relevant authorities

he barely pulls

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the girl across the street must have graduated secondary i dont see her in a uniform anymore
shes fucking hot lads
>inb4 nonce
shes only like 2 years younger than me

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bit odd picture that

>8 brit threads up
DIRE

yeah i'll go with you i'm in the area

nonce

who /goingtohaveabigwanklater/ here?

(me)

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went for a shower and didn't notice that lad jayposting my willy stats

odd little ego boost that ended up being tbqh

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