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shes ugly by all normal standards but something about her makes me so fucking horny
haha oh shit im on the weird side of the internet again!
Join the army, travel the world they said. Nah m8 im sitting in the UK drinking stella and bulling boots, state of my life senpai.
Yet deep down inside
There's this hole inside of them
Empty, hollow, vacated
It's like you ask yourself is this it?
Is this what I've been fucking living for?
This is it? Isn't life disappointing?
Constantly misled, deceived, and perpetually lied to
This life that was so near to never happening
People looking for that elusive it
To fill deep void and emptiness inside
Whatever this is is that one thing
That will make you feel a sense
Of wholeness, of completeness, of peace?
Of happiness
And when you have it
When it's right in front of you
Only then can you begin to: feel that
Or perhaps that feeling
Filling you up completely
That's when you know that you've found
That piece of you that was missing all along
Though whatever that happiness truly is
It's elusive
bit early
Post feet
raaaah
did you suck any willer in the forces
tee hee by the way i do drugs
Drunk and depressed
Going to stop trying to be normie
It's not going to happen desu
just got called esoteric in greggs
u in basic?
poo pussy bum
things i have achieved with my weekend so far:
scrambled eggs
three cups of tea
one (1) poo
two episodes of frasier
just got called a pale pom cunt in woolies
LadyboyGold videos are always so mediocre, seems like 1 out of every 100 might be good.
I ran into the fortune-teller
Who said beware of lightning that might strike
I haven't known peace and quiet
For so long I can't remember what it's like
There's a lone soldier on the cross
Smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door
You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done
In the final end he won the wars
After losin' every battle
I woke up on the roadside
Daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Visions of your chestnut mare
Shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars
You hurt the ones that I love best
And cover up the truth with lies
One day you'll be in the ditch
Flies buzzin' around your eyes
Blood on your saddle
i am become jimmy, eater of worlds
looks slavic and is unattractive for that reason
why do women have such a shit view on what they think makes men want them? i've never known a lad to actually LIKE fake tan on a girl
you're gay mate honest to christ
feel overwhelmed by the amount of reading i want to do
interested in so many things
well you're a zoophile (because slavs aren't human)
to anons who have never used dnms
online dealers give you extra ie. 3 free xananis
and you can leave feedback
compared to in real life when they give you less
the next poster is a big fat idiot
she look like theresa may
women don't do that stuff to attract men
they do it for themselves and other women
have you ever met deano?
BIGOT ***I*** don't do it for you.
reminder to boycott heineshit
don't know if i should go to the shop and buy a 4pack of fruits for later or not
u big fat idiot
but you don't have to give real life dealers your full name and address...........
thats true indeed im starting to become a lite overweight because of all the kapsalons and lachmachuns i have eaten lately
schedule's getting busy, might have to hire a maid
life is getting quite exciting :)
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is this where it all went wrong for the UK?
wish i was a kiwi
don't care whether human or avian
DROPPED
women have a hive mentality
i enjoy eurovision however am not that gutted to be missing it tonight
the threads will move too fast to even read posts basically making the whole thing pointless
women are gay and they like wealth but just like men they also like large
>eternally traceable internet purchases
lmao no i'll just delete the text 2bh mate
No femoid can ever understand us. Every decent looking femoid is a mini celebrity these days thanks to Instagram.
Way too many bluepilled cucks on this sub. Women are opposition and want us all dead.
absolute fucking choon
you ever tried Rekorderlig cider? That's what I drink these days
I am well aware that it is sugary shite and drinking it makes me a bumder but it tastes nice, also it's slightly more acceptable in nice sunny summer weather
>nearly 3 years old
police force at breaking
think they have time for this petty nonsense
>on this sub
>The Open Society Foundations declared objective is “to work to build vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.”
>The OSF’s 2018 budget is $1 Billion and “is organized under 7 regions and 10 themes”. $62.1 million is allocated to programs in the Middle East and North Africa.
ah yes just rorke and his conspiracy theories again
big fan of the dutchie
he's like a more European version of Beto
his posts are rather Kafkaesque
paddy mcfuckwit
>drinking an anagram of "rorke glider"
what even is a rorke glider
actually i don't want to know
also its hard to find dealers who sell anything apart from md coke and weed
or fruit
never been flirted with
>the lad who linked this thread in the old thread deleted his post
what are you doing lad
Were we talking about Dostoyevsky's 'House of the Dead'? Which he wrote in 1862.
I was just going to say that it wasn't his first major work.
His first major work was 'Notes from the Underground,' which he wrote in St Petersburg in 1859.
>The Open Society Foundations declared objective is “to work to build vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.”
how is this bad?
what my way of thinking has a name?
have you tried not being ugly
rasheed bin mohammed
university ends in a few weeks and i'm genuinely terrified of losing her from my life
feel like a big girl's blouse lads
mad how yanks can be arrested at 18 for a minor consuming alcohol hahaha
cant even imagine how much of a virgin you must be to not like this track
3 wanks today
why is everything in the universe a ball
add her on facebook
>people at work spend breaks talking about cosplay, dnd, anime and books
>they think I'm the weird one for going to the gym and rugby after work instead of their gay nerd shit
no
wish I was capable of more frequent wanks
as a low test beta I have to charge up for several days between wanks
SWIM still has a big stash of RC stuff, he doesn't have a clue how many pills there are, but there are hundreds, of all sorts of varieties.
fun fact: they used to be called Chinese gooseberries until New Zealand farmers created the brand-name "Kiwifruit" for exporting it
that's pretty ingenious 2bh
might steal that thread splitting tactic
they strike me as dark and surrealist, which is why I think of them that way
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cant even imagine how much of a virgin you must be to not like this track
It's not, but the point is that only 6% of it's money is going to Africa and the Middle east, where there is a distinct lack of vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.
So where's the rest going? Probably to Europe and the US where it's used to lobby existing governments to forward their liberal anti-white agenda
no its spherical but that because its always turnig
because they promote illegal immigration and other "human rights" gibberish
minimizes potential energy for V ~ 1/r
19.72 for 28
Anybody gonna watch the cars drive through the forest all night?
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im a virigin but I live a non virgin lifestyle
east midlands mentioned
yeah
got mocked for trying
oh so you have sex
made this 4 u /brit/ x
Do you work in some nerd computer programmer place
Nobody at my toil has ever mentioned any of those
find it awesome that someone understands me right away without explaining them for several years
damn...what a shame...
the new aesthetic paradigm
business idea: bring politics into marketing
I have her number and everything but she lives in a different town and she's been slowly pulling away lately, turning down invites to hang out. It's so strange because she's the one who confessed having a romantic interest in me in the first place and now she won't even spend time with me.
I'm an archaeologist so it is quite a nerdy field
>dutch beer
thanks for supporting our economy mate