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shes ugly by all normal standards but something about her makes me so fucking horny

haha oh shit im on the weird side of the internet again!

Join the army, travel the world they said. Nah m8 im sitting in the UK drinking stella and bulling boots, state of my life senpai.

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Yet deep down inside
There's this hole inside of them
Empty, hollow, vacated
It's like you ask yourself is this it?
Is this what I've been fucking living for?
This is it? Isn't life disappointing?
Constantly misled, deceived, and perpetually lied to
This life that was so near to never happening
People looking for that elusive it
To fill deep void and emptiness inside
Whatever this is is that one thing
That will make you feel a sense
Of wholeness, of completeness, of peace?
Of happiness
And when you have it
When it's right in front of you
Only then can you begin to: feel that
Or perhaps that feeling
Filling you up completely
That's when you know that you've found
That piece of you that was missing all along
Though whatever that happiness truly is
It's elusive

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bit early

Post feet

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raaaah

did you suck any willer in the forces

tee hee by the way i do drugs

Drunk and depressed
Going to stop trying to be normie
It's not going to happen desu

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just got called esoteric in greggs

u in basic?

poo pussy bum

things i have achieved with my weekend so far:
scrambled eggs
three cups of tea
one (1) poo
two episodes of frasier

just got called a pale pom cunt in woolies

LadyboyGold videos are always so mediocre, seems like 1 out of every 100 might be good.

I ran into the fortune-teller
Who said beware of lightning that might strike
I haven't known peace and quiet
For so long I can't remember what it's like
There's a lone soldier on the cross
Smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door
You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done
In the final end he won the wars
After losin' every battle

I woke up on the roadside
Daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Visions of your chestnut mare
Shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars
You hurt the ones that I love best
And cover up the truth with lies
One day you'll be in the ditch
Flies buzzin' around your eyes
Blood on your saddle

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i am become jimmy, eater of worlds

looks slavic and is unattractive for that reason

why do women have such a shit view on what they think makes men want them? i've never known a lad to actually LIKE fake tan on a girl

you're gay mate honest to christ

feel overwhelmed by the amount of reading i want to do
interested in so many things

well you're a zoophile (because slavs aren't human)

to anons who have never used dnms
online dealers give you extra ie. 3 free xananis
and you can leave feedback
compared to in real life when they give you less

the next poster is a big fat idiot

she look like theresa may

women don't do that stuff to attract men
they do it for themselves and other women

have you ever met deano?

BIGOT ***I*** don't do it for you.

reminder to boycott heineshit

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don't know if i should go to the shop and buy a 4pack of fruits for later or not

u big fat idiot

but you don't have to give real life dealers your full name and address...........

thats true indeed im starting to become a lite overweight because of all the kapsalons and lachmachuns i have eaten lately

schedule's getting busy, might have to hire a maid
life is getting quite exciting :)

youtu.be/nISWPU50HLc
is this where it all went wrong for the UK?

wish i was a kiwi
don't care whether human or avian

DROPPED

women have a hive mentality

i enjoy eurovision however am not that gutted to be missing it tonight
the threads will move too fast to even read posts basically making the whole thing pointless

women are gay and they like wealth but just like men they also like large

>eternally traceable internet purchases
lmao no i'll just delete the text 2bh mate

No femoid can ever understand us. Every decent looking femoid is a mini celebrity these days thanks to Instagram.

Way too many bluepilled cucks on this sub. Women are opposition and want us all dead.

absolute fucking choon

you ever tried Rekorderlig cider? That's what I drink these days

I am well aware that it is sugary shite and drinking it makes me a bumder but it tastes nice, also it's slightly more acceptable in nice sunny summer weather

>nearly 3 years old

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police force at breaking
think they have time for this petty nonsense

>on this sub

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>The Open Society Foundations declared objective is “to work to build vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.”
>The OSF’s 2018 budget is $1 Billion and “is organized under 7 regions and 10 themes”. $62.1 million is allocated to programs in the Middle East and North Africa.
ah yes just rorke and his conspiracy theories again

big fan of the dutchie
he's like a more European version of Beto
his posts are rather Kafkaesque

paddy mcfuckwit

>drinking an anagram of "rorke glider"
what even is a rorke glider
actually i don't want to know

also its hard to find dealers who sell anything apart from md coke and weed

or fruit

never been flirted with

>the lad who linked this thread in the old thread deleted his post
what are you doing lad

Were we talking about Dostoyevsky's 'House of the Dead'? Which he wrote in 1862.

I was just going to say that it wasn't his first major work.

His first major work was 'Notes from the Underground,' which he wrote in St Petersburg in 1859.

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>The Open Society Foundations declared objective is “to work to build vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.”
how is this bad?

what my way of thinking has a name?

have you tried not being ugly

rasheed bin mohammed

university ends in a few weeks and i'm genuinely terrified of losing her from my life

feel like a big girl's blouse lads

mad how yanks can be arrested at 18 for a minor consuming alcohol hahaha

cant even imagine how much of a virgin you must be to not like this track

3 wanks today

why is everything in the universe a ball

add her on facebook

>people at work spend breaks talking about cosplay, dnd, anime and books
>they think I'm the weird one for going to the gym and rugby after work instead of their gay nerd shit

no

wish I was capable of more frequent wanks

as a low test beta I have to charge up for several days between wanks

SWIM still has a big stash of RC stuff, he doesn't have a clue how many pills there are, but there are hundreds, of all sorts of varieties.

fun fact: they used to be called Chinese gooseberries until New Zealand farmers created the brand-name "Kiwifruit" for exporting it

that's pretty ingenious 2bh
might steal that thread splitting tactic

they strike me as dark and surrealist, which is why I think of them that way

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cant even imagine how much of a virgin you must be to not like this track

It's not, but the point is that only 6% of it's money is going to Africa and the Middle east, where there is a distinct lack of vibrant and tolerant democracies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.

So where's the rest going? Probably to Europe and the US where it's used to lobby existing governments to forward their liberal anti-white agenda

no its spherical but that because its always turnig

because they promote illegal immigration and other "human rights" gibberish

minimizes potential energy for V ~ 1/r

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19.72 for 28

Anybody gonna watch the cars drive through the forest all night?
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im a virigin but I live a non virgin lifestyle

east midlands mentioned

yeah
got mocked for trying

oh so you have sex

made this 4 u /brit/ x

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Do you work in some nerd computer programmer place

Nobody at my toil has ever mentioned any of those

find it awesome that someone understands me right away without explaining them for several years

damn...what a shame...

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the new aesthetic paradigm

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business idea: bring politics into marketing

I have her number and everything but she lives in a different town and she's been slowly pulling away lately, turning down invites to hang out. It's so strange because she's the one who confessed having a romantic interest in me in the first place and now she won't even spend time with me.

I'm an archaeologist so it is quite a nerdy field

>dutch beer
thanks for supporting our economy mate