I can’t even jerk off now

RingCT is miles better than your dogecoin dark reskin.

I am not buying this xmr shills bags. They can go fuck themselves Shady mother fuckers

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Monero is king of the deep web. That's the only thing that matters for an user coin.

This gives HODL a new meaning now.
>Hodl daddy, don't cum on me !!!
>Aaaahhhhhhh.. I came....
>100 Xvg gets syphoned from your account daddy..
Fuck, I won't be able to fap without loling now. Hope I won't get caught.

Not exctly, there xan be gaps even in crypto, and sometimes there are.

Verge just got shit on by a ugly trannie.

Coin with no privacy Okay, NSA

XMR obviously payed youtube shills bitcoin to push products and hate on the competition. Now they are pretty much overrated vaporware if they are not even fucking private or used.

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You sure you aren't the shill? You're the 2nd person using reddit style spacing that mentioned XMR paid YouTubers in bitcoin. Pretty obvious that's just you doing damage control in every thread.

I read the article. Even with its flaws it's still more secure than verge.

Pornhub is for Vergins. Makes sense.

What is Verge doing?

>Muh privacy - using Tor which is easily traceable
>Muh 51% attack because of flawed codes
>Fork of a fork of a fork of a fork

>dogecoin dark

THIS ISN'T WHAT WE MENT BY ADOPTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im telling you faggots... EVERY single normie will be exposed to verge. They now have the entire porn industry shilling for it.

Demand will steadily climb to levels we haven't even seen before while the sell orders continue to dry op slowly. It's textbook stuff folks... xvg will be more then 2 dollars by the end of this year. Yes, it's a shitcoin. yes, the hype is almost too much to stomach. But normies love it, so i'll keep riding the wave.

Be smart Jow Forums. A marketeer would drool about such exposure.

fugg its real

hurr durr durr

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Every time you cum, Verge wins, OP.

Verge is getting a new floor installed today

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>privacy coin
>literally dogecoin dark
>register and pay membership in pornhub
>they probably going to gather everyone's data
>privacy
>register email and username for porn
>privacy
>gathers your data
>privacy
>sells your data to hackers that probably blackmail you
>privacy
>you pay the hacker XVG he instantly sells
>privacy
>you can't track the hacker
>privacy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>hey chadbro, have you heard of verge?
>you mean the porn coin? im not buying that shit bro, stacy will think I'm some kind of beta vergen

Time to rebrand Verge from a privacy coin to a payment only coin and utilize the rebranding for another PnD.

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You seriously don't understand marketing. That scenario would be excellent, but you're to dense to actually understand.

>negative attention is still attention
you're a faggot, do you understand that?

Win a virtual date with Stormy Daniels who is going to take down that mean biggot Trump, Vergens!

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Virtual date?! Bitch better give me a fuck. Wtf.

>virtual date
pfffthahahaha

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stop using pornhub and use palimas.com

thank me later

not a shill just want to share good porn

Imagine the amount of findom content that will be created on Pornhub now, with an easy "Pay with Verge" button under every video.

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le xD

that's not true, the candles are formed by actual trades.
The price can change ie bids or asks are removed, then when the next trades happen and open the candle, it's not at the close price of the previous one.

porn is degenerate and verge partnership proves it more

The mental hoops biz jumps through to not get into an obvious hype pump for free gains... top kek.

So when are they selling those 75million xvg so they can buy more shills? Won't that effect the price?

You don't seem to get that's exactly what an investor wants. The normiesphere money is about data collection, that's WHY Mindgeek chose Verge. Verge is a shit coin for anonyminity but it's an amazing coin for Mindgeek to use to collect data on normies. Collecting data on normies is the largest moneymaker on Earth. Verge is the fucking future now that Mindgeek (data collection/illuminati) is in on it.

>virtual date
oh no no no no ahhahaahaa

Even if candles don't open exactly where the previous one closes, the guy has a point. The maker of the strip had no idea how candles work.

When jumping onto the red candle the character states "Also good!", but it's a red candle, so it ended somewhere lower than what is visible in the panel.

fake and gay

It's an edit you dolt.

what is good about it?

Edit or not, whoever made the edit didn't understand candles. You dolt.

Yeah, sure thing buddy.

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all the full videos from hd porn sites (brazzers etc) for free. we're talking 1 hour long videos in 1080p

this unironically will become a thing
think findom and jerkoff instructions
cucks will enter smart contracts with their dominatrix, and an oracle watches them as they jerk off, sending a signal to deduct their balance if they cum

It hates it but it has flaws they can use to weaken it. It is currently the most threatening crypto but it is not untraceable at this time.

would've been nice if the new forks actually fixed the flaws but nope

>Virtual Date

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lol, yes please show me all the darknet drug dealers who accept verge. please show me the hackers who are installing verge miners on their botnets.
want to know why you can't show me that? because criminals aren't using your "privacy" coin. and that's the single, biggest indicator of value with a privacy coin: criminals place their freedom in the technology.
furthermore, verge had a fundraiser to get listed on PornHub. This isn't a partnership, it's a transaction in which the community bought an advertisement and payment method.
fun fact: Dash paid 6-figures to get listed on korean exchange BitThumb. Monero got listed several months later, for free, entirely because their users demanded it. this is called organic growth and it is something that Verge has never undergone.
sell the news now or enjoy your bags until the next round of suckers get roped into being vergins.

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who cares about that when we can get a pack of 10,000 nutaku gold

Verge xvg is trending on google, but the coin is dropping

>people that own crypto and have binance/bittrex/upbit accounts need to first google a crypto.
>autist.

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LMFAO yes