don't see Canada celebrating the Royal wedding like this edition
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I'm a peace loving decoy ready for retaliation
I change your whole location to a pine box six under
my manager at work is a 17yo girl whom'st admitted she only hired me because i'm good looking
We don’t want your 56% mutt whore to marry into the royal family
>looks don't matter bro, just be yourself
at least one person posting in this thread will be the owner of a micropenis think about that
yeah
Kek, the media is eating this incek shit up, they finally have a group that they can go all out on and vilify without having the pc police up their asses.
the royals celebrate canada instead
this post is so American
I can literally picture the Hispanic Gen Z Californian roastie
jay post
'nuff said
For a different age I was born,
Every man has once said,
Where each was to honour sworn,
Rather to all this cowardice bred,
Thus for a gilded time we mourn,
Insisting such days forever dead
Yet of all the feelings ever known,
longing for a time not your own,
is when true cowardice is shown,
especially if dark the age is grown,
for like dawn light in black sown,
all darkness will be overthrown.
All darkness will be overthrown.
Instead one is given a great gift,
born in darkness and darkest days,
he’s given trials, mountains to lift,
Aye, the very minotaur in his maze,
he’s called to be strong, to be swift,
a hero upon which his sons gaze.
So appear you king or appear you slave,
among the good or a people strayed,
with actions now, the future pave,
for the coward is he who delayed,
product of his age, cradle to grave,
but an age makes not, it is man made.
It is man made.
going to go and have a fish finger sandwich
why's he wearing cosmetic lenses then?
checkmate
Fucking hate Unionists and Brexiteers.
If there are any in this thread, I'm gonna HEEM YA!
>one punch is enough to instantly kill a southerner
>anyone north of the thames would probably die from that
with tartare sauce I do hope
because hes a vain cunt
look at that fucking thing on his septum
yo
would gladly slaughter any pleb northerner in this thread
Southern softies are in this thread right now.
yi
me bottom left
now do an east african
Probs not the Union I meant, mate.
Do it again, Uncle Sherman.
fish finger sarnie sauce power rankings (official)
1. brown sauce
2. ketchup
power gap
999999. mayonaise
accidentally did a drunken shitpost in my uni's physic's group on facey
thankfully I realised my mistake and deleted it after two or three minutes
you and what army
top right looks so beautiful
Social media is bad for you.
Bottom left looks like that comic where the man turns into a horse
haha can't get over this pic
t. has never been north of rugby
stupid boy
kek
to be fair there's some banter on that alan brazil
i'm germanic
tartare sauce???
>rugby
poo peeland mentioned
love northerners, love southerners
simple as.
looks like someone just shook the runtlet cage
never heard of it
sounds gay
Got a cousin down in New Zealand who's studying physics. Some daft cunt was drunkenly shitposting of their group page. He deleted it, but someone screen capped it and now they're all laughing at him on the group chat he's not part of.
black country is so fucking dire
eaten your avos today mate?
nonwhite hands
the all blacks were one of the first sports teams i ever supported, purely because of jonah lomu and the way the announcer went fucking mental when he got the ball and started trampling runts
check out the knockers on that
cregg get some aigs
Would drown in those ebony knockers
Nice chebs therr
would love a good sniff of that behind
not yet lad, it's only, 2:14am
But I will. I wouldn't want to disappoint are Brodie
shed be a lot hotter if she had more than 1 facial expression
9,10 a big fat hen
The name? Bender
>the all blacks were one of the first sports teams i ever supported, purely because of jonah lomu and the way the announcer went fucking mental when he got the ball and started trampling runts
absolutely elite lad, the only times I've truly been sad over a celebrity death was when Steve Irwin and Jonah Lomu died
if jonah lomu were still around, this guy would exist only to pass to jonah lomu
Former first monkey Michael "nigger cotton" Obongo
based david lomu
any of you cunts play rugby in secondary? i was a wing
yeah or riko ioane (the best winger on earth atm)
What the FUCK is up with you FREAKS and enjoying the smell of shit? It's fucking DISGUSTING.
fullback
Only for fun at lunch.
girls' bumholes smell of dark chocolate and other things, not shit
Ungainly choice of legwear.
winger desu
I was shit
goalie
GIMME YA PUD PUD
her face looks dire
left right out haha
but im too soft for contact sport
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errbody get yo muthafuckin roll on~
I played for 8 years, stopped at uni and just started again a couple of months ago. Used to play lock almost exclusively but now I'm back I'm playing flanker
any alfies army man in
i was a bit clumsy with the ball, but i was really fast
if i had that sucker tucked under my arm and only 1-3 cunts in front of me i was getting at try
yanks should have nuked korea/china back in the 50s
winger
no they shouldn't
be quiet
back master race
just run it str8 g
I'm a civic nationalist
what should i eat for breakfast lads
got banned in my first game, in pe
was the smallest kid in my year, and was left at the back near the posts because i'd be so useless
one of their big fat lads got the ball and ran past all our players, only i stood between him and a try
there was no way i was diving at his massive sprinting legs, but i couldn't just let him run past either
so i panicked and tripped the cunt as he ran past me
ref went fucking mental
never played since
not bothered, didn't want to play anyway
Have you even smelled a girls arse before? I remember shagging my gf from behind a few years ago and I pulled out midway so that I could give her a vag a lick. She was face down with her arse in the air and while I licked her vag, my nose (obviously) rubbed up on her bumhole and it was not a a very nice smell.
i'm an islam apologist
japan just should have turned on the nazis so the yanks would allow them to control asia
Kill yourself
touch is such an elite PE game
my professors still haven't updated my grades lads
don't care virgin
just run it s8 g haha lmoa