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don't see Canada celebrating the Royal wedding like this edition
bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-44072050/us-hotel-s-75000-royal-wedding-special

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I'm a peace loving decoy ready for retaliation
I change your whole location to a pine box six under

my manager at work is a 17yo girl whom'st admitted she only hired me because i'm good looking

We don’t want your 56% mutt whore to marry into the royal family

>looks don't matter bro, just be yourself

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at least one person posting in this thread will be the owner of a micropenis think about that

yeah

Kek, the media is eating this incek shit up, they finally have a group that they can go all out on and vilify without having the pc police up their asses.

the royals celebrate canada instead

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this post is so American
I can literally picture the Hispanic Gen Z Californian roastie

jay post

'nuff said

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For a different age I was born,
Every man has once said,
Where each was to honour sworn,
Rather to all this cowardice bred,
Thus for a gilded time we mourn,
Insisting such days forever dead

Yet of all the feelings ever known,
longing for a time not your own,
is when true cowardice is shown,
especially if dark the age is grown,
for like dawn light in black sown,
all darkness will be overthrown.

All darkness will be overthrown.

Instead one is given a great gift,
born in darkness and darkest days,
he’s given trials, mountains to lift,
Aye, the very minotaur in his maze,
he’s called to be strong, to be swift,
a hero upon which his sons gaze.

So appear you king or appear you slave,
among the good or a people strayed,
with actions now, the future pave,
for the coward is he who delayed,
product of his age, cradle to grave,
but an age makes not, it is man made.

It is man made.

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going to go and have a fish finger sandwich

why's he wearing cosmetic lenses then?

checkmate

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Fucking hate Unionists and Brexiteers.

If there are any in this thread, I'm gonna HEEM YA!

>one punch is enough to instantly kill a southerner

>anyone north of the thames would probably die from that

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with tartare sauce I do hope

because hes a vain cunt
look at that fucking thing on his septum

yo

would gladly slaughter any pleb northerner in this thread

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Southern softies are in this thread right now.

yi

me bottom left

now do an east african

Probs not the Union I meant, mate.

Do it again, Uncle Sherman.

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fish finger sarnie sauce power rankings (official)
1. brown sauce
2. ketchup

power gap

999999. mayonaise

accidentally did a drunken shitpost in my uni's physic's group on facey
thankfully I realised my mistake and deleted it after two or three minutes

you and what army

top right looks so beautiful

Social media is bad for you.

Bottom left looks like that comic where the man turns into a horse

haha can't get over this pic

t. has never been north of rugby

stupid boy

kek

to be fair there's some banter on that alan brazil

i'm germanic

tartare sauce???

>rugby
poo peeland mentioned

love northerners, love southerners
simple as.

looks like someone just shook the runtlet cage

never heard of it
sounds gay

Got a cousin down in New Zealand who's studying physics. Some daft cunt was drunkenly shitposting of their group page. He deleted it, but someone screen capped it and now they're all laughing at him on the group chat he's not part of.

black country is so fucking dire

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eaten your avos today mate?

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nonwhite hands

the all blacks were one of the first sports teams i ever supported, purely because of jonah lomu and the way the announcer went fucking mental when he got the ball and started trampling runts

check out the knockers on that

cregg get some aigs

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Would drown in those ebony knockers

Nice chebs therr

would love a good sniff of that behind

not yet lad, it's only, 2:14am
But I will. I wouldn't want to disappoint are Brodie

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shed be a lot hotter if she had more than 1 facial expression

9,10 a big fat hen

The name? Bender

>the all blacks were one of the first sports teams i ever supported, purely because of jonah lomu and the way the announcer went fucking mental when he got the ball and started trampling runts

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absolutely elite lad, the only times I've truly been sad over a celebrity death was when Steve Irwin and Jonah Lomu died

if jonah lomu were still around, this guy would exist only to pass to jonah lomu

Former first monkey Michael "nigger cotton" Obongo

based david lomu

any of you cunts play rugby in secondary? i was a wing

yeah or riko ioane (the best winger on earth atm)

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What the FUCK is up with you FREAKS and enjoying the smell of shit? It's fucking DISGUSTING.

fullback

Only for fun at lunch.

girls' bumholes smell of dark chocolate and other things, not shit

Ungainly choice of legwear.

winger desu
I was shit

goalie

GIMME YA PUD PUD

her face looks dire

left right out haha
but im too soft for contact sport

youtu.be/U9BwWKXjVaI
errbody get yo muthafuckin roll on~

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I played for 8 years, stopped at uni and just started again a couple of months ago. Used to play lock almost exclusively but now I'm back I'm playing flanker

any alfies army man in

i was a bit clumsy with the ball, but i was really fast
if i had that sucker tucked under my arm and only 1-3 cunts in front of me i was getting at try

youtube.com/watch?v=zN2BGzN6bqw

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yanks should have nuked korea/china back in the 50s

winger

no they shouldn't
be quiet

back master race

just run it str8 g

I'm a civic nationalist

what should i eat for breakfast lads

got banned in my first game, in pe
was the smallest kid in my year, and was left at the back near the posts because i'd be so useless
one of their big fat lads got the ball and ran past all our players, only i stood between him and a try
there was no way i was diving at his massive sprinting legs, but i couldn't just let him run past either
so i panicked and tripped the cunt as he ran past me
ref went fucking mental
never played since
not bothered, didn't want to play anyway

Have you even smelled a girls arse before? I remember shagging my gf from behind a few years ago and I pulled out midway so that I could give her a vag a lick. She was face down with her arse in the air and while I licked her vag, my nose (obviously) rubbed up on her bumhole and it was not a a very nice smell.

i'm an islam apologist

japan just should have turned on the nazis so the yanks would allow them to control asia

Kill yourself

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touch is such an elite PE game

my professors still haven't updated my grades lads

don't care virgin

just run it s8 g haha lmoa