Just got back from the Netherlands

I just got back from a week-long vacation in The Netherlands and am now ready to give a full and unbiased Yelp review of the country. Let's start with the people, they're all gay. Every single man above the age of 12 I saw was wearing short shorts and had earrings. They all walked very feminine and spoke with unnaturally high pitched voices. Half of the faggots I encountered wanted to fuck and since I'm not gay I only took up half of them on their offer (because when you go abroad you have to respect other people's cultures not because I'm gay). Most the women had boy haircuts and half of them dressed like men. Overall I wasn't pleased and stuck out like a sore thumb because I'm very heterosexual. Secondly, the architecture. The Netherlands has some of the most beautiful architecture I've ever seen and it's a shame to see how it's treated. Nearly every church and bridge has graffiti all over it and I saw about 15 different times men peeing on the sides of buildings. Overall, Dutch people live in a wonderful land but act worse than niggers. Thirdly, the climate. It was very cold but that's OK because I like the cold. One day it was only 7°C out but I still saw two buck naked faggots having sex on the beach. Overall it's OK. Fourthly, the food. The food is OK, albeit kind of bland. Fifthly, the flowers. The Dutch are known for their tulips. The tulips were OK I guess, I don't get excited over flowers.

How did this trip change my mind? I had a preconceived notion that Dutchmen were handsome conservative based and redpilled goodboys and thus always treated them with respect on Jow Forums. Now that I know they're all earring wearing gigafaggots I will never respect one ever again and will actively try to insult as many as I can.

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>Let's start with the people, they're all gay. Every single man above the age of 12 I saw was wearing short shorts and had earrings. They all walked very feminine and spoke with unnaturally high pitched voices. Half of the faggots I encountered wanted to fuck
Uh I should visit then

Cool story! I rate it 11/loldidnt read. Fuck France.

Read that post in a high-pitched voice.

What? I went to Holland last year and didn't experience any of this. Maybe you stayed in foreign areas. And I'm a female btw.

Same
You should visit Germany and become my gf.

post feet

That projecting though

Having gays is the least of problems in this shit country.

How's it shit? I stayed there for 3 months and really enjoyed it
Im gonna go to Bavaria and Austria in September

What's wrong with your country? It's supposed to be great.

LMKE OETZ

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>I still saw two buck naked faggots having sex on the beach

Wtf Holland is hentai in real life

I've heard that in the netherlands whenever someone invites you at his place then the man of the house must clean your feet

Come to BaWü and take my virginity please.

Next time stay in your car when you go to the safari you fucking imbecile

>Just got back from a week-long vacation
>7°C
Mate it's fucking warm here now

post it

Are you cute?

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No. You're better off having sex with German Chads. Enjoy your visit.

>the virgin dutch
>the french chad

You got a big fat bunda?

I hate France. The only ones i ever seen are Arabs and niggers buying lmao weed.

Most arrogant and pretentious people in the world.
Pretends to be progressive but hardcore judges anyone that doesn't fit in.
Everyone looks lanky or comically big.
Speaking loud in public.
Bad food.
Looks like a giant holiday park because every stone on the street is planned by the government and building permits are extremely strict.
Full of sandniggers in every city.
Scandinavia levels of taxation but most of that is just spent on gibs instead of better schools or free healthcare.
Ugly language and people constantly mix in English but get butthurt defensive when you suggest switching over the language to English.

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>lmao weed

DUDE

Thanks for the detailed response.

He posted this thread before like a week ago

Stale pasta is stale.

>Full of sandniggers in every city.

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>Dutch people live in a wonderful land but act worse than niggers

You're from France m8, it's full of niggers and shitskins there.

You're from Belgium. It's full of muzzies and terrorist spawn.

now you know why we are not into dutch commonwealth

Based. I wanna go there even more now

What about Dutch art ?

Nice story bro, did you pull it out of your ass?

>Most arrogant [...] people in the world.
>Speaking loud in public.
>Bad food.
>Ugly language and people constantly mix in English
He asked about the Netherlands, not America...

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Die you disgusting cunt.

beautiful :)

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Nederlanders zijn echte humoristicsche mensen

Jij bent ook een Nederlander

I fucking wish

Never went to America so maybe you guys are worse indeed

al mijn professoren komen uit Vlaanderen terwijl ik in Nederland studeer. Zover is Nederland al met Vlaanderen verweven geraakt.