PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW

>PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW

wat do ?

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I kill steal.

HAHAHAHA get fucked loser!

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yell fug the da bolice and suck his gun off

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BANG BANG BANG

die

hehe, okey, but it's your funeral, officer

nothin personel...

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i'm not white so i get shot anyway

BANG BANG BANG

whatever I do I'm fucked
>I raise my hands
>he shoots me because he thought that there is a switchblade in my hand

>I don't raise my hands
>he shoots me for not obeying the law
such is life in land of freedom

>gets stuck
>die

Imagine if this set-up was common, some burger got shot by his dog and next will be "shot by my bed"

this is a stupid game no matter what you do you get shot. we should play this with european cops!

fine, stop whining, heres how you beat the cop, cover yourself with an american flag, if he shoots he will get executed.

>>"alright sir"
>>"you look nordic, are you even from America"
>*lowers gun*
>"Wow you think so? My descendants are from.."

ez

kek

Correct!

winner

so... if i were to rob a bank in the us covering myself in their flag i cops would have to hold fire and salute me?

"Fuck you American pig!"

*jump out of car*

*cop tries to shoot me but my reflexes are too fast*

*steal his baton, slap gun out of hand with it*

Heheh, too slow, but you almost made me break a sweat

*beat him to death and drive away in his cruiser*

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