Mfw americans can't seal their foreskin and pee to make a piss balloon

>mfw americans can't seal their foreskin and pee to make a piss balloon

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I-I'm not the only one?

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>I can't either

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Europeans are disgusting

Elhamdulillah Thank Allah Im done sunet

The fuck

People used to do that in my high school after P.E. They'd drink plenty of water before that, and when we were in the showers, they'd grab their dicks, make piss balloons, and unleash a piss-bomb on an unsuspecting victim. The first time this happened to me I thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world - and so did people who had this done for the first time, but soon after, we got used to it, and we played piss-ball (piss version of Paintball). Piss didn't leave a mark unlike paint balls, so we counted on people to be honourable enough as to leave the game after being piss-bombed. Some people cheated, but since things were completely chaotic and we were running around the place like beheaded chickens, most people didn't notice.
Everyone had more fun doing this than playing football or basketball, so it eventually became a thing everyone looked forward to. I miss these days.

That's gay as fuck

t. mutilated man who can't make piss balloons

>Europeans are disgusting

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why couldn't they just leave my dick alone

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I don't do that, my smegma then turns slightly yellow and starts to look weird

>He never did piss balloon battles with his pals

I used to do this all the time. I was about 14 years old before I learned I could pull the foreskin all the way back. I was always afraid that if I pulled it back, it wouldn't go back up.

People would legitimately have strategies for this, it was wonderful. Some relied on wide, sweeping one-shot all-out attacks, which could hit multiple people, and some people launched tiny "bullet" bombs, targeting one person at a time.

It's a good way to wash out the smegma

what the fuck

Europeans are gay

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You're saying that almost like it's a bad thing. We're open to experimentation.

what the fuck
>we let these people into the EU

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there is nothing gay about male friends appreciating each others penis and having fun with piss balloon battles

>Americuts will never keep their bus fare in their foreskin

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>americans can't dock
sad just sad

Shit, you're right. I feel sorry for them now.

Mutilating children's genitals isn't funny lads. We should offer emotional support to our American posters.

Making piss balloons is my favourite activity while having a bath. The second is pissing on my leg.