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helping the wife's bf get ready for his first job interview

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dont bother

would you stick it in my tender and defenceless bum after that sir

lads little secret, i wasn't actually about to read the article because i only like looking at pictures

back from toil, hope they sack me this can't go on

I’m not a filthy bender like you so no

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>the BBC

breitbart.com/london/2015/09/21/analysis-bbc-pictures-show-53-migrant-kids-just-36-men-out-of-step-with-reality/

>But a Breitbart London analysis of over 200 images used by the BBC on its website shows a staggering 53 per cent of children as the focal points of images, with 36 per cent focused on the men, and just 10 per cent focused on women. By this measure, readers may assume that of the total number of sea arrivals, over 230,000 of them are children – an overestimation pushed by the BBC’s narrative of around 150,000.

haha got me lad

>killed by a "superman punch"
imagine being the cop who has to arrest a lad who can kill people with a single "superman punch"

hate pakis
love pints

don't care, never will, send the bill

inshallah brother

durka durka muhammad jihad

after how many pints would you give amer's boipussy a good seeing to?

>>>breitbart

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enjoy your skin cancer you absolute cunt. hope a pack of petrol sniffing abos rape your family at the funeral ;)

*wiggles bum at you*
but that's why I need punishing daddy

where would you move to if Toilberg let you work remotely? I mean would you honestly stay in the UK given the chance to move to a cheaper country?

fucking hell mate that's a bit strong innit?
come on lad we're all mates here

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>there's an actual race war going on in london

madness. glad i live in peaceful brumingham

fcuk off

hello nigger

>African cuisine

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phwoar would love to have a go on that

jokes on you i always wear my flappy cap

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>>African cuisine

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wonder what they taste like

inshallah fellow paki nonce

durka durka muhammad jihad

85% of Americans think that Haiti is in Africa. Madness.

>breitbart.com

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"""peng"""

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so, is mothers day a legit cultural day or was it made for consumerist purposes

used to be a very nasty person
not sure how to live going forward. on the one hand, nothing is publicly available, but i know that old friends have cast-iron evidence of how bad i used to be. since it hasn't been put out anywhere, i don't feel reviled. people just assume i'm a boring, harmless person. i haven't been "caught", so i can't publicly atone for what i've done. yet if I atone for my own sake, which is the plan regardless, there is the constant threat of having my past come back to haunt me, to destroy everything i do, and simply to make everything worse.

short of suicide, which would at this stage be a bit of an overreaction, i'm not sure how to escape the hole i inadvertently dug myself into all those years ago. [spoiler]though perhaps keeping an easy method around for when the day comes might be prudent.[/spoilersdontworkhere]

p.s. wasn't a nonce or doing anything more illegal than software piracy, but definitely said and did things that would make me more of a social pariah than Chris Chan.

extremely important scientific research

strawpoll.me/15683937
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extremely important scientific research

strawpoll.me/15683937
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fucking S E E T H I N G

proper impressed my mate when the eartquake hit haiti and i knew exactly where it was
all those years of having an atlas book in the lavvy paid off

like mud and dirt

>Peter, did you know that blacks make up only 15% of London's population but over 50% of all its knife crime? Don't let the "historical" BBC dramas fool you, they're fucking animals Peter

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what did you do, yopu can fuck right off if yo're too pathetic to even say

started as a legit day and became commercial
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Jarvis#Commercialization,_conflict,_and_later_life

>>>African cuisine

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¿ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ɹǝddıןɟ ɐ ǝsn noʎ suɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ

>>>>African cuisine

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Charlotte Crosby looks so grim when will roasties realise facial surgery never ever looks good

consumerist like anything with a basic name

I pick Derby County

>>>>>African cuisine

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snap

Kanye is the Morrissey of black people

why police should carry handguns
these types deserve ventilation rather than incarceration

would actual be a nice aesthetic if he wasn't a fat ugly virgin freako

>breitbart

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reminder that not one single penny has been paid out to the families of the grenfell victims

where's the money theresa ?

not saying because i know some of them post here.

>>>>>>African cuisine

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why wouldn't you include derby when they have the lead

>>breitbart

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EXTREMELY autistic political image flamewar going on
handle with care

Spent it all on hotels because the victims wouldn't move into social housing in another borough

Why do women claim looks don't matter and then slap a kilo of makeup on their face?

>>>>>>>African cuisine

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thoughts on sun dogs?

any gfless & bfless bi lads in

double failure lmao

might wank to springbok asmr

because derby are cursed to never get promoted again, them choking away promotion from a seemingly good position is an annual tradition

you need to top yourself if you've ever read breitbart unironically

>About 11 percent of young citizens of the U.S. couldn't even locate the U.S. on a map. The Pacific Ocean's location was a mystery to 29 percent; Japan, to 58 percent; France, to 65 percent; and the United Kingdom, to 69 percent.
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/11/1120_021120_GeoRoperSurvey.html

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don't feel I could vote for villa despite being a midlands lad for obvious reasons

they wear it for themselves you shitlord

>>>>>>>>African cuisine

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it's not women who say that it's neurotypicals

rude but i dont know if i really like men or not

Went to the used bookshop again even though I was there on Monday. Good decision, picked up Jungs On the nature of the psyche and Modern man in search of a soul for £3.99 each in good condition, and an as new condition hardback of Great Expectations for £1.99

please not again

>over 50% of u18s are non-white

explains it really

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>please not again

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>>>>>>>>>>African cuisine

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'avin a cuppa

erm can you not? she's one of the few who is genuinely lovely

Non Mi Avete Fatto Niente

>>>>>>>>>>>African cuisine

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>>>>>>>>>>>African cuisine

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my mum is haitian and didnt know what these were
shows you how extreme the disconnect is between the tarqs and povvos

Breitbart is only bad because of the rampant philo-Semitism

haha hey did you see those crazy virgins called incels?

>>>>>>>>>>>>African cuisine

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