pls no bully edition
/ausnz/
Oliver Watson
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Colton Smith
*pins you against wall*
nice quads ;)
Hudson Adams
Is this the gayest general on Jow Forums?
Charles Morris
I'm just gonna call you a cheeky cunt and leave it at that
Jaxon Scott
oki
James Ramirez
no idea what to do today
Hudson Hernandez
die homo
nice quads
Ian Long
Eating pekin pork and fried rice with kimuchi.
Michael Campbell
sounds nice qt
Henry Carter
after a few days without you people im straight again.
Tyler Jackson
>im straight again
well that's no good
Nathan Martin
but why?
Angel Lopez
shit thread
Charles Young
Hihi cutie c:
Jonathan Turner
becuz
Gabriel Perez
In the end does it really matter?
Christian Allen
because what huh?
hi
thats... a good question actually...
Ayden Sanders
i think you know why
Tyler Jackson
Quick answer: no it doesn't. We're all going to die soon, our liftetime is so short, so shallow, so hollow.
Owen Flores
Drinking rn, but no battery left. Godspeed space cowboys.
Jackson Howard
delet
Nathan Barnes
>feels
Nicholas Lewis
Every single day you will wake up to your monotonous reality, not realizing how useless it all is. Emotions are getting dim, tasteless, and your routine exhausting. People around you more and more predictable, repetitive. And the pain of living in this cursed world will only grow stronger, time between the spasms shorter. Until the day you die and be forgotten in this ghastly grim river of time.
Caleb Watson
this is why god created alcohol
Brandon Jackson
AHHHH I'm having a not cute day today
Justin King
Indeed. This is exactly why I'm drowning myself in it.
Gavin Wood
you're qt every day
Leo Cook
Post more drunk Russian soldiers
Hunter Morris
what does Jow Forums want to tell me with these ads?
Carson Harris
Those aren't soldiers tho. Just some guys in wannabe military uniforms
Charles Morgan
I wouldn't have it any other way
Parker Peterson
>when I was in the guard's airborne...
Jayden Mitchell
what are those girls doing to that poor drunk?
Samuel Morales
this isn't even /ausnz/ its just /gays/
there aren't even any aussies
I'm disappointed
John Wilson
They are being good beer cans, and not leaving while he's taking a nap before continuing drinking them I guess.
Matthew Gray
I 5hibk I'll be cute when I decompress a bit I think
Might go take a bath
Funny, I usually only get porn ads. Which is weird because I'm not a pervert that looks at internet porn.
Hudson Russell
Want your dick sucked big boy?
Nicholas Morgan
It's like 5:40 To 7:40 am in Aussie, most of them are asleep still
Nolan Rodriguez
but those are girls, not beer cans?
also what is that girl doing with the siringe?
why are your pictures so mysterious?
Alexander White
>he doesn't know
That's how beer cans look like in Russia
>what is that girl doing with the syringe
I don't really know, got any ideas?
Jacob Thompson
hm. thats it.
im gonna emigrate to russia and join the military.
>got any ideas?
well its a red liquid inside... maybe she is giving a life saving blood transfusion?
Carson Bennett
By a female, yes
Charles Myers
what kind of female we talking here?
Ethan Young
The kind that looks female
Jeremiah James
Just close your eyes and anyone can be a female
Jeremiah Jackson
good.
female (male)'s are gay
Kayden Turner
straights are jews
Dylan Perez
I really want the top part of this, but I also want it with less lace on the collar and lower part of the bra reeee
Jose Cox
No they are not gay (unlike you)
Aiden Morris
chuck this whole thread in the bloody ute
Ayden Williams
i am NOT gay. Period.
Ethan Hill
Just chuck her in the ute mate
m.youtube.com
Hmmm...
Thinking face
Jayden Lopez
To wear with some cute devil horns and fangs you silly c:
Benjamin Reyes
Ehh I'll check back in like a month. The bleak nature of the city is getting to me, probably be lonely enough to take you up on the offer by then
Camden Brown
Are ya another aucklander?
Mason Miller
Yes, right in the city too
Matthew Phillips
K.O.I updated
Luis Walker
You poor bastard
I still wanna know what you have on your file of me :>
Mason Reed
GET OUT OF MY EUROVISION
Ethan Lopez
uh, exuse me?
its not about EUROPE, HUMANS dont have BORDERS ?!?
Joshua Foster
has new zealand always stuck the silver fern on everything or is it just a modern gimmick to piggyback on the all-blacks?
Evan Williams
Good morning gang
Evan Wilson
morning westy
Benjamin Harris
hello westman
Juan Baker
Morgen Westy
Alexander Scott
>nazbol
morning
Austin Morris
>file no longer exists
Alexander Carter
i uploaded wrong file so i deleted it
are you in paris? i heard there was a terrorist attack there
Sebastian Parker
Good morning nerds, woke up extra early so I can harass y'all gaynerds.
Eli Morales
no
who cares of parisians lol
Aaron Robinson
lies its 1:30am you havent gone to sleep yet
Luke Foster
I just woke up, went to bed at 20:00.
Now I feel energized and ready to take on the world.
Angel Allen
after 5 and a half hours? doubt it
Gavin Watson
Why would I lie about something as trivial as sleep? I am a man of great honor, I would never deceive anybody here.
Leo Sanchez
Why is it always painful to wake up
Owen Campbell
Last time you ran from the thread swedey..so shh
Ryan Bell
Here I am infront of you after I allegedly "ran from the thread".
That takes guts.
Zachary Watson
Because it's always better stay asleep.
Jose Campbell
>That takes guts.
No, It takes knowing how to use keyboard.
Dominic Robinson
That's just a technicality.
Alexander Howard
yeah takes a lot of guts to join a thread on halfcнan
Jason Gray
Do they sell a lot of fedora's in Sweden?
Andrew Flores
I don't know "halfchán" because I am not a nerd like yourself.
You would know, you purchased the whole lot. Hahaha.
Jaxon Adams
Is Christchurch the second worst city after Hamilton?
John Hernandez
youre on it
no auckland is
Wyatt Perez
You do realize shipping from Sweden to here is expensive right.
Keep up the banter as long as I am here you will get your (you)'s.
Parker Hughes
what's wrong with hamilton?
Tyler Bennett
How about Invercargill
Nolan Edwards
What about New Zealand as a whole?
Colton Young
Still awake... Alcohol is the worst thinl that's ever happened to me.
Asher Morales
>worked as chef
>drank myself into sleep for 3 years everyday
>now
>only drink absurd amounts at christmas and birthday
James Torres
Sometimes I wish I weren't here anymore ya'know...
Luke Nguyen
Cataqt, I've had the same thoughts but then you won't get to experience all the great things that can happen.
It's a lazy Sunday for us NZ'ers. So I'll be here all day if you want to chat.
Colton Perez
hey welly
Ryan Adams
i know that feel.
say, are you in professional help?
Chase Hall
I think i'll keep drinking for about an hour and then I'll go to sleep... I just don't know how to talk about these thoughts, i don't think anyone but I can turn them around.
Jordan Sanders
> i don't think anyone but I can turn them around.
Yep got to believe in yourself, I already believe you can do it.
Dylan Harris
I hope all you anons remembered it's Mother's Day today and are being good boys!
Easton Cook
im gonna go to bed now.
but i bought mommy choclate and will suprise her today.
Noah Hernandez
I sent mum a message but I'm not being good nor a boi