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build a bonfire build a bonfire
put the nonces on the top
put the rubbery lips in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot!

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first

sophie

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religion is the opiate of the masses

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Octopussy is unironically the most underrated Bond movie

got a willy looks like a scimitar

jedinak

post willer

appears that nobody is home in the halls this weekend

nice

I hate Australians.

yeah pham

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oi lads look i've got comprehensive lists of african cuisine on me shelf!

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shall not

looking at properties in my area and found a literal shipping container going for $33k on a fucking indian reservation
who do these timberniggers think they are

PSA PSA PSA
If you want to get laid and stop being a virgin, you MUST give up your nerdy hobbies and interests, like star wars, warhammer and ESPECIALLY Christianity. Nothing dries up a pussy faster than theology.

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what a header lad

sue

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feel like pure shit just want him back lads

like dis post if u listen for this stil in may 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

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all my nerdy friends have gfs

imagine spending time to make this image

letting women determine what you do or don't do is peak virgin freak behaviour
hope you realise this

i just got a student discount at the barbers when i'm 29

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*likes*

literally every christian I know has an adorable wife/gf that is genuinely in love and worships him like only a proper woman can do and I'm so jealous

which songs are more common on British radio? American or British songs?

>29
Should've gone for the senior discount.

ate those cooked prawns I was talking about this morning

were okay. didn't really add much to the meal though so likely won't bother with them again. especially given the price

incel is a feminist codeword for virgin freak

is /brit/ a Middlesbrough or Villa general?

what about viduka and schwarzer

yeah agreed

crystal palace

love cous cous

w2c

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Timmy Cahill

>prawns
don't you mean crawdads

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youtu.be/WibFUjjX8Gw
lmfao australians

>does /brit/ support big strong yorkshiremen or some filthy brum pansies
hmmmmmm dunno mate

my moron sense is tingling

>Emily says there is a particularly active incel community in Toronto - possibly because of the political climate in Canada, where the prime minister calls himself a feminist.

>"I think people feel oppressed when equality is closer," she says. "So if you were once the king of the hill and now everyone's almost on your level, you feel threatened."

no i need to know this because it tells me about internal anglo relations

Work in a building with approx 100 colleagues and I've only ever seen 2 other people carrying a book they were reading. one was a jack reacher book and the other was some romance crap off the amazon bestseller list. people like me who read jung, goethe, foucault, we really are a rarity, a diamond in the rough.

Both absolute beasts. Holy shit. BIG Viduka fan 2bqh. Not sure why he went to Middlesbrough.

See that's the kind of convo I like about the English proto girlfriend. She uses her instinctual perfidy positively to criticise the most grotesque aspects of modern life.
Starting to have my interest in beitish culture and language fullfilled by the proto don't think I'll be coming to this place anymore.

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never played for boro

false
Pathetic Nerd Virgin Freaks
Cope more, or improve yourselves and get some pussy
They are all fucking that strong, atheist chad behind their backs... stupid christcucks will even raise the bastard child because they don't believe in abortion! LMFAO!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithfield_ham

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We have a stack of books in the canteen and some people do read, I take my Kindle in

>foucault

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there's people in the kitchen now and i do NOT fancy interacting with anyone

going to wait it out a bit

don't care

love australians me

FOY!

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>BIG Viduka fan 2bqh.
Same here. Always played Leeds in FIFA 97 because of him.

>ashkenazim are the majority of jews
this is categorically untrue

PSA PSA PSA

If you want to get laid and stop being a virgin, you MUST give up your nerdy hobbies and interests, like star wars, warhammer and ESPECIALLY Christianity. Nothing dries up a pussy faster than theology.

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Good, be gone with you foul creature

I'll never refer to Middlesbrough as "boro". It doesn't feel natural. Feels very forced. Perhaps it's because I'm only 1/4 British.

Again
1. Can he speak Greek?
2. Are they considered as inbred?(cuz Beth and this guy share Queen Victoria)

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Name a single good meme created by Canada

>foucault

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alan i bet you're an istj you cucklord

>he posts outside of /brit/

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i fucking love benzos please help

>Drumpf doesn't deserve a nobel peace pri-

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what is this apu?

>Despite this diversity, Ashkenazi Jews represent the bulk of modern Jewry, estimated at between 70% and 80% of all Jews worldwide;[11] prior to World War II and the Holocaust however, it was 90%
erm...

BASED

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Umm don't be jealous of the proto gf sunshine. I love you differently lol

4 wanks today

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give me a book to narrate /brit/

friendly reminder you bullied alain into an hair transplant (someone post it)

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for me, it is the british jew, the best jew

can't get a haircut today lads
not tomorrow either

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*enters thread*

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1.no
2.no

>tfw circumcised

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>Dr. Peterson, the preeminent scholar of our era
>a meme

still uncertain what roll he actually played in this

>tfw middle eastern but can't get a tan

haha

got a blister on my foreskin from wanking too much

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>Poundworld 'put up for sale' after expressions of interest

ill give you a pound for it hahahaha

chill out m8

>haven't came in 2 days
>gonna bust a fat one tonight

which middle eastern country do you hail from?
do you have a white gf?

>Dr. Peterson, the preeminent scholar of our era

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tender is the night

brown hands typed this post

sosig roll

>Bacon and egg on toast, garnished with a strawberry

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Caesar's Commentaries: On The Gallic War and On The Civil War

terrific answer on the melbourne/sydney question, very good summary you've made for me there, learned quite a bit
very interesting that the state gov is planning to decentralise sydney in that way.

as for the metro, i should have specified i meant the actual underground metro tunnel being built under the CBD since they share a name
is it a boondoggle or is it necessary for the future of rail transit in melb? my city has had a metro for over 50 years so its weird for me that melbourne is only building up a network now, but you guys are pretty reliant on cars i guess

he played the middle roll in this

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see