Public announcement:
Dear citizens, today at 5pm Czech army crossed our northern, southern and eastern border. Our government is in negotiations about our unconditional capitulation. Please stay at your home and stay calm. Wait for another instructions. End of announcement.
Your reaction?????????
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death of laughter
I take my AR-15 and win the war myself.
You forgot, you guys are still Czech.
Die laughing with along Fritz
Good, please burn stockholm to the ground before accepting the surrender.
ceca (actually it's cieca) means blind in italian so it would sound like "the blind army is crossing our borders"
nice
we can share a grave
there's lovely little cemetary in my town
I welcome our czech overlords.
Welcome to your death
I'd gladly welcome our Czech liberators.
I would like to see Czech army crossing our northern border
Czekhs. Beer. How much beer they will got with them?
Would we beat them?
Nah, just grab the beer and kick them out.
Follow the orders
You must stay at home
>anybody
>surrendering the Czucks
But what if they are qt?
But I was suppose to go outside, I guess I'll have to spend another Saturday night at home, man this is unfortunate.
Oh yeah we just defeated like 5 crusdes against us
Pistol? Czech original name
Howitzer? Czech too
So be more respectful or your family can end up in concentration camp for retards
Make me
Its not real
Just hypothetical
oh ha ha ha what a joke, but I better stay home on a Saturday night just to be safe. I don't want to break any rules lmao
>Czech streets: military version
That would be nice...
Stay at home or we start dumping chemicals to your lakes
>Oh yeah we just defeated like 5 crusdes against us
>15th century
Thank you for defending our great country, user.
Are you sure you can get that far?
my reaction is confusion because we don't have an eastern border, followed by celebration
After new england secession you got a eastern border.
No coastal libtard elites, would be nice huh?
>Czechs coming from the South
Oh God, not the Czech Navy, we're doomed.
What about chezh gurrls?
Those already invade us every summer.
Beach tourism?
Many of them?
Maybe I should visit your country too.
Lucky bastard... Our invaders look like this
Wtf racist?!
They are the native people of your country.
????????
And we actually have 100% winrate in naval battles
Rejoice! Sam's tribal alliance revived!
Be confused
Be happy because if we're going to be killed by the Czech, then it's 100% they'll mistake Israel for us