/brit/ are brave norf fc boys

going to bread

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horrible feet

vile pervert

foot fags ought to be put in camps

>horrible feet

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Oh god coke and money I love it so much

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25 minutes 20 seconds

why do gays always look terminally ill

wak up ded

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Had an interesting poo

wahey its cokelad
bought any shoes for any women lately

aids

Called the rozzers

acquired immune deficiency syndrome

you are now imagining ploughing your sisters pale body in her bed

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The "so-called" 'dinner'

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There has already been a Eurovision since Brexit and nothing bad happened

Go on cokelad you absolute weapon

almost two thirds of my wages go on rent

i'm basically paying to be alive

human immunodeficiency virus ting

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Fat bastard

kanye already went balls deep in this lass

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Takeaway is a waste of money
Learn to cook you lazy millennials

is this real

looks like a prettier version of the pornstar marie mccray

hmm
>spend an hour making something that doesn't taste nice
>spend 30 minutes wanking while my delicious takeaway is delivered to my door

hmm yes sure is a toughie

didnt know the sports car was canon

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need janny to perma heem me

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>spend an hour making something that doesn't taste nice
that's why i said learn to cook

why cook when you can eat a perfectly good meal from a can for 89p?

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State

My youtube history is sad

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Should've studied STEM, loser

is that a gloryhole?

don't have sisters but plenty female cousins who I feel no shame in saying are legit qts

plus a pretty distant one from England who I'm pretty sure I had fairly abnormal relations with in my childhood while visiting them leading both our parents to NOT let us sleep in the same bed thereafter

>gotta start somewhere haha

have never been in a thread where it has been adequately explained where all of your money comes from

did u win the lottery or inherit or what?

*blesses the rains down in africa*

lot to unpack here

Spurted my Capri-Sun

If that is the case you really should just live with your parents.

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>plus a pretty distant one from England who I'm pretty sure I had fairly abnormal relations with in my childhood while visiting them leading both our parents to NOT let us sleep in the same bed thereafter
what happened?

got a proper chub on and expecting the indian man soon

>shame on you lol

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sniffposters should be drawn and quartered

>ASMR
>Not our Geebs
Should be ashamed of yourself desu

You arrive in Dundee ca 2018

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Fucking hell you even got the picture sideways to simulate waking up on the street

Who? Gibi? hate her.

gained 400 iq points whens't upon entering Dundee. was quite chuffed :)

looks a little bit like GibiASMR

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>Sister married a man
>Will never get to do this

As a racially isolated american man, I wish I could've married my sister and had 4 kids with her, but I've never even kissed a girl.

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Pathetic

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>tfw STEM massterrace

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id love to plough my sister look a cornfield but shes just too young

getting my daily dose of louis theroux

don't recall. was quite young, but remember we were close and it probably seemed 'cute' to them until it was no longer

there was a falling out around the time over whatever dumb drunken shit too iirc so haven't even seen or heard from any of them since

memory just came back in lieu of that other lads posts 2bh. not something I think about on a regular basis

The year is 2018. You hear the gentle hum of the cryogenerator as you awaken from stasis in Neo York.

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nice fedora LOL

what the fuck is the yank schizoid thinking doing a post like that
want mentally ill freaks out of brit

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all yanks need to leave
fat cunt

I'M NOT YOUR TOY
YOU STUPID GOY

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do you need to fry sausages all the way round

meatlovers pizza, extra javascript

depends

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can't believe bbc actually did this article about incels
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828

Anglos will pay for their war crimes

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Short and sorrowful is our life,
and there is no remedy when a life comes to its end,
and no one has been known to return from Hades.
2 For we were born by mere chance,
and hereafter we shall be as though we had never been,
for the breath in our nostrils is smoke,
and reason is a spark kindled by the beating of our hearts;
3 when it is extinguished, the body will turn to ashes,
and the spirit will dissolve like empty air.
4 Our name will be forgotten in time,
and no one will remember our works;
our life will pass away like the traces of a cloud,
and be scattered like mist
that is chased by the rays of the sun
and overcome by its heat.
5 For our allotted time is the passing of a shadow,
and there is no return from our death,
because it is sealed up and no one turns back.

6 Come, therefore, let us enjoy the good things that exist,
and make use of the creation to the full as in youth.
7 Let us take our fill of costly wine and perfumes,
and let no flower of spring pass us by.
8 Let us crown ourselves with rosebuds before they wither.
9 Let none of us fail to share in our revelry;
everywhere let us leave signs of enjoyment,
because this is our portion, and this our lot.
10 Let us oppress the righteous poor man;
let us not spare the widow
or regard the gray hairs of the aged.
11 But let our might be our law of right,
for what is weak proves itself to be useless.

fucks sake aint that the fucking truth

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absolutely off his fucking tits

>One 19-year-old incel from the UK - I'll call him Liam -
oh my dayzzzz

me on the club sofas at 7am trying to not fall off into the void

>browsing /brit/
>get bored
>"ah I'll open /brit/"
what is wrong with me

Ah yes stream now shitting the bed

Where's 190cm

irla

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3 inches deep in his neice

where have you been

>Incels? i thought that was a computer thingy ??

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had a serious creampie fetish lately/borderline obsessive thoughts about cumming in girls , I think it’s paternal instincts kicking in, never really had one before

If people want a UK stream for Eurovision
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

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mmm,,,,

FAT PAKI BASTERD

Fat bastard

youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

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