If you were king of your country, what would you do/change?

Ban ugly advertisements, invest in a new national architectural style, request Napoleons DNA from france for cloning, make super good video games

Not sarcastic?

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Not at all. 苺ましまろ is one of my favourite manga series.

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make speaking English and playing soccer illegal

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>lets pretend your power as king becomes absolute and your citizens magically respect that claim

I reclaim that which is ours by right and conquer that was promised.

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Abolish the monarchy

Absolutely fucking based
you're on my good moroccans list

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this pretty much, but most importantly seize all the assets of the extended friends and family (they stole it from us after all) and do something about the state of education and healthcare.

i would also implement a system of direct democracy after giving the country a new constitution. the direct democracy would run on an opensource distributed network loosely based on crypto coin protocols. anyone could "run democracy" and they would be compensated for it. the security and anonymity of the voting tokens is hard to do but i got some ideas.

citizens could vote on any issue even propose laws and crap debate them and vote on them. they could delegate their voting right in the system but it's revokeable if the representative becomes unfaithful he gets immediately punished. before laws pass and reps can't change their votes but the voters can still pull back and cast it themselves will be a 3 day period. this way if you take a bribe and try to betray the interest of your constituents you will be left with a big fat nothing.

i would also smash anyone that tries to touch this system or the constitution with an iron fist. as lord protector my job would be to safeguard the system from tempering.

>Hang half the politicians
>Blackmail other half into doing what i want
>Legalize weed and prostitution, create state monopoly (give 20% of shares to the market so they can't bitch about it)
>Send army in gang war against pimps and dealers
>tell EU to fuck off
>Use drug money to fund cool shit like research, libraries so people get +10 IQ points on average
>Remove communism from schools and country
>replace with brutal social contract, you still get healthcare, school and maybe some gibs but country now has right-wing ideology
>Create some kind of hoarding tax : if you earn say 5 million, either you invest 2 or 3 back in the country to keep the money circulating ( dividends on that investment are yours obviously, minus 3% income tax or so) or i take it and fund shit myself.
>country now probably richer, people create jobs to avoid tax, earn more, invest more to avoid tax... virtuous circle, get taxes from growing middle class

Simplify the administration, legalize cannabis and prostitution, do whatever Macron says I should do, push for the federalization of the EU, encourage entrepreneurship and technological innovation, destroy la dalle of the Défense business district, encourage the construction of the Turin-Lyon tunnel, limit immigration, decentralize France

get a gf

>Hang half the politicians
>Blackmail other half into doing what i want
kings rule and are ruled
>Use drug money to fund cool shit like research, libraries so people get +10 IQ points on average
that's not how IQ works desu

>Punish any violent crime with death
>Anyone who does not finish school despite been given the opportunity to do so would be sterilized.
>Anyone who has children despite not having a proper job would be sterilized as well.
It would be a terrible dictatorship and I would most likely be overthrown quickly. I would probably be executed in the end.

That's complicated when you are king.

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this but everyone i dont like

launch rockets at USA, Israel and UK immediately

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>>Legalize weed and prostitution, create state monopoly (give 20% of shares to the market so they can't bitch about it)

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Just give mega benefits for high achievers who have lots of kids to reverse the IQ shredder effect

If someone is going to make billions selling drugs it might as well be me.
Government is kind of a gang anyway, we're talking about guys with shitloads of guns who say what you can do or not and take a cut every time someone does anything.

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So basically just abolish taxes and welfare. I like it.

>if someone is going to make billions on assassination, arson and murder it might as well be me

yep that's pretty much any government

Now you are thinking as befitting of a monarch

SNSD please

Under no circumstance would I ever go near Varennes or give the impression I might visit it

good shout

That's called war user, perfectly legal.
I know, I wrote the law myself

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Based

This, also get a qt gf

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This
Remove B*rnadotte

Make all girls wear mini-skirts.

>Throw out all the niggers and polish scum
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I couldn't think of anything more, really. Live a wealthy life?

Make cute anime girls (boy) real.

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Conquer canada and genocide the leafs. Upvote this post if you agree with me.

Gypsy holocaust

Make participating in outrage culture a misdemeanor